Oh someone I went to University with is thinking about getting married at Chessingtons world of adventure.
Judge them below:
(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:12, 8 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

A work colleague of a friend of mine had an annual pass to Paulton's Park
in spite of having NO children of his own
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:13, Reply)

Cooome ON come ON, come ON COME ON etc

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:15, Reply)

Yeah....that's not right, is it.

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:17, Reply)

Not one bit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:18, Reply)

Seriously?
Not only is getting married at a theme park hideously tacky, but Chessington is fucking, fucking shit.¬
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:14, Reply)

He should get married at longleat...
in the lion enclosure
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:14, Reply)

I once did a poo at Paul's.

( Kroney, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:15, Reply)

Poor Gonz.
Terrible abuse.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:18, Reply)

Personally I don't think it's right that severley retarded people should be allowed to marry.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:15, Reply)

*severely

( Kroney, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:15, Reply)

Yes, them.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:16, Reply)

It doesn't look that different from most standard hotel wedding packages:
www.holidayinnchessington.co.uk/downloads/wedding-brochure-2011.pdf
Apart from the zebras, I suppose.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:15, Reply)

They've got two kids and the both love Zoos.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:16, Reply)

are the kids actually a pair of chihauhau?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:41, Reply)

I was quite tempted by Longleat.
They have weddings in their Orangery, which was very pretty. In the end it was stupidly expensive for what it was, so we chucked the idea.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:16, Reply)

everyone was well jel of westons rego office anyway
cheap and cheerful, why is it fat people are always so jolly?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:18, Reply)

Registry Office?
How very dare you.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:19, Reply)

some of em are posh like the marlyebone one

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:21, Reply)

Chelsea Town Hall ent bad either

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:22, Reply)

AND COVENTRY'S IS NICE!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:23, Reply)

i bet it's got a peeling paint scheme to liven it up yeah ??!!?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:24, Reply)

You get the most wonderful view of the sky through the bomb hole

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:25, Reply)

also I said posh and cunt tries to shoehorn coventry in, tsk

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:27, Reply)

what a fucken prick

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:27, Reply)

I SAID IT WAS NICE I DIDNT SAY IT WERE POSH

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:28, Reply)

oh do jog on with your 'Coventry' no ones flaming interested
not even your boyfriends Placid and Pooflake
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:30, Reply)

You'll see - I'll put COVENTRY BASH on the calendar and they'll all come flocking to see our beautiful Registrar's Office

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:31, Reply)

It's really nice!
Been to a few weddings there.
Covbash would be a great idea!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:36, Reply)

Well, Weston's is shit.
Plus, it's where mr b3th married his first wife.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:27, Reply)

I'd even stretch that and say the Islington one passes muster

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:23, Reply)

I used to live almost exactly opposite there
This was in the days when Arsenal used to win things a lot. It became hugely tiresome.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:25, Reply)

why can't they celebrate in their awful chav homes rather than spilling onto the street like a wave of nylon clad excrement?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:28, Reply)

Ha, I'm just by Holloway Road tube alot these days; I must it's simply 'brill' on match day

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:28, Reply)

I went to Winchester, it was shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:24, Reply)

What, the town hall?
It's frightful. It's like Linton Travel Tavern inside.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:26, Reply)

on a sort of massive roundabout/one way gyratory

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:28, Reply)

I went to a wedding at Kew gardens that was great

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:19, Reply)

Being the skinflint chav prick that I am
I got married in a shopping mall in Florida.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:24, Reply)

Stupid question
wouldn't it have been cheaper to get married in the UK?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:26, Reply)

Don't get me wrong...we didn't get married there BECAUSE it was cheaper...it just worked out that way
Including the flights and accomodation, it worked out cheaper than what we were originally planning.
The real reason was because we were sick of the 'help and advice' we were getting from others....so we ran away.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:28, Reply)

Fair comment, we were very tempted to elope to barcelona

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:28, Reply)

Ah, that would've been nice

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:30, Reply)

I got married here
www.grandhotel-uk.com/
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:34, Reply)

can't they afford diggerworld or something?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:42, Reply)