seriously who's mum is even on facebook?
is that not wierd? I think that's wierd.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:38, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Mine is.

( Kroney, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:41, Reply)

Mine is too.
Not that she ever uses it. My dad does, though. It's probably why DJTP left facebook.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:43, Reply)

He really doesn't like his family being on the same internet as him, does he?
What has he got to hide?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:51, Reply)

I dread to think.
Perhaps he's killed Roota and doesn't want us to find out.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:56, Reply)

yeah but she's a 7th level Witch Queen on World of Warcraft

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:43, Reply)

Mine is, but I'm not friends with her
Imagine that!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:42, Reply)

I turned down a request from my dad.
I'm not sure if my mum is on there.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:43, Reply)

at least he was polite enough to ask rather than just dunking it in nutella and forcing it in

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:44, Reply)

I've only been back on FB for a couple of months and I'm fed up with it already
This'll be my third profile abandoment in 5 years.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:48, Reply)

I no longer accept family members as friends and block the updates of any dull people.
That seems to work for me.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:57, Reply)

Funnily enough, I started blocking the updates I didn't care for
and realised that I've almost run out of people that don't annoy the shit out of me.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:58, Reply)

Shortly after I became FB friends with wanderlust
she sent me a cartoon of a man murdering another man with a frozen turd and then fucking the stab wound with a "saw this and thought of you" message.
( Kroney, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:00, Reply)

Haha
I like lusty.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:02, Reply)

She's a treat.

( Kroney, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:02, Reply)

She does a lot of work with the disadvantaged.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:05, Reply)

My enjoyment has been greatly enhanced by blocking the updates of anyone who posts 'inspirational' pictures
They get unfriended for unicorns or native americans
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:00, Reply)

They're the ones most likely to have an amusing breakdown online though.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:02, Reply)

True
There's been a whole load of flouncing, returning, cryptic status updates etc. I told one guy to MTFU when he posted 'Everything's on my mind'.
Like what? The fall in the price of melon in Guatemala? The ambuguity of the evidence for the Higgs Boson? If you want to say something -fucking say it. Statuses as above are for girls.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 16:09, Reply)

Not that many it seems
lots of wives, sisters etc though...
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Apr 2013, 15:45, Reply)