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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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seriously though, being a DJ requires no skill beyond the ability to press play on a CD playerthere isn't a question, soz
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Soz, not clicking on this thread. It might be a virus.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:57,
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I'm not going to read your reply to my message saying I'm not clicking on this thread in case it turns out to be a virus.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:59,
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King me(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 20:05,
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Whoops wrong game(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 20:06,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 20:06,
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You could totes own him by pointing out that you also have to be able to count to 4.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:59,
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Soz, not reading this. The virus potential is too high.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 20:01,
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I heard most of them just buy a premixed CD set like "Massive Bangin' Choons 8"and then spend an hour or so holding a headphone to their ear and pretending they're Dave Pearce, or whatever.
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Kroney, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 19:59,
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That was Jimmy Saville, wasn't it?"clunk, click, rape a kid", or something.
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Kroney, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 20:01,
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I see Fred the weatherman has been picked up.The old bill would have nabbed him sooner, but he kept changing his location.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 20:02,
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Can you tell what it is yetROLFLOLZ
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 20:04,
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Darth Raper(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 20:03,
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click this, it's totally a viruswww.youtube.com/watch?v=CRUBMBi_lp4
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YOUN AINT MY DAD(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 20:05,
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swipe that smile off your face(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 20:07,
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you called?STILL AT WORK. THIS SUCKS THE BIG ONE.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 20:22,
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but i like this onemostly
what's momo been up to today?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 20:32,
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he's done a big plop, screamed at a cat and written a script for a new sitcom(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 20:33, Reply)
did i mention my friend works in tv?she could sort that out for him
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 20:36,
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bollocks has he got a masters degree, he's a fucking parakeet, christ you must have fucking spina bifida too(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 20:44, Reply)
you were going one of two cunt ways- any cunt can get a masters in creative writing
- my parrot can't get a masters because he's a parrot, you cunt
i backed the wrong cunthorse
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 20:48,
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please stop posting in my subthreads, I don't want to catch your spina bifida germs(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 20:52, Reply)
Ha ha loser ginger northern slag fatty.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 20:26,
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go back to wanking over pictures of gonz on fb(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 20:28,
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blimey i think he really haseeeow poor gonz
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 20:32,
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oh wow, my web server's stopped workingcould you go and fix it, I heard you're good with that kind of thing
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actually, s'ok, I fixed it myself by waiting for it to restart itselfI am wai kewl
pretty sure it caught a virus from here though
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Sounds like Gout2.1 to me(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 20:16,
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you've got spina bifida tooyou and your boyfriend cowfoot
you get together and have horrible gay spina bifida sex
you fucking sicken me you do
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he cant get it up cos of years of alcohol abuse(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 20:59,
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its kinda why i fell for you in the first place(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 21:06,
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I know.It seems to be spreading.
How long are you in Polski for this time?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 21:00,
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I don't understand why they hold the headphones up but don't just put them on are they retards?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 21:02,
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A proper DJ would have cobbled something together from an old telephone.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 21:03,
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I record all my DJ tune linkers (?) on the ear piece from a maplins crystal radio(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 21:06,
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Do you start them all with 'Good morning campers! Hi-De-Hi!'(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 21:07,
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Because you only need one headphone when beatmatching.Most mixers don't have split cue or the ability to alter the volume of each channel on the cue only.
Also, split cue is never as good as listening to the monitor with one ear while listening to the cueing track.
HTH xx
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we're talking about djs not snooker keep up(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 21:11,
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