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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Fuck me this apple is FANTASTIC

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 17:08, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Alright 'Stephen Fry' leave the brandwanking alone eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 17:10, Reply)
No seriously, it's every kind of awesome an apple can be

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 17:11, Reply)
Sometimes - just sometimes - they're fucking delicious.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 17:13, Reply)
I favour the Pink Lady
I'm not ashamed
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 17:15, Reply)
Stockard Channing was 34 when she played Rizzo
THIRTY FUCKING FOUR.

And the rest of that film was so realistic too.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 17:17, Reply)
Absolutely
and it's that not knowing before you sink your teeth into it that makes it all the more fantastic when it is.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 17:17, Reply)
Seriously, I'm totally in love with that item of food which I just demolished and am currently digesting in my stomach acid
The basis of any loving relationship
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 17:18, Reply)
golden

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 17:18, Reply)
cox

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 17:18, Reply)
It's in a pint glass I take it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 17:20, Reply)
BRAEBURNS are the best apples
followed by granny smiths
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 17:26, Reply)
Braeburns are the best

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 17:27, Reply)
then cox

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 17:29, Reply)
Braeburns. Everybody needs good braburns. With a little understanding. ...

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 17:29, Reply)
jeff
you NEED a job at the sun newspaper
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 17:36, Reply)
So you'll viciously consume the innocent flesh of an apple
but won't touch a cow?

Double standards, for shame.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 17:30, Reply)
alright badge?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 17:35, Reply)
Not so bad, Nakers.
And you?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 17:55, Reply)
Alright, got baby Badmons home which always cheers me up

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 18:02, Reply)
correct
because apples taste nice. cows do not.

if cows tasted good, i'd eat the motherfuckers.

not the pretty ones though.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 17:38, Reply)
i'd eat them first
fuckin cow pricks
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 17:40, Reply)
Well, that's ok. Cows aren't pretty.
Boggly-eyed, big nosed mother-fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 17:42, Reply)
poor OG

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 17:43, Reply)
og's really more of a gazelle.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 17:46, Reply)
horny, easily startled and prone leaping up in the air?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 17:47, Reply)
every time I see Kroney refer to og
It makes me think he's dating Ice T.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 17:58, Reply)
stripey and in the process of being eaten by a lion.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 17:59, Reply)

lion frog
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 18:08, Reply)

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