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So I shared this picture on facebook, www.carlsontoons.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/fraudC.jpg
And 2 friends instantly jumped on that they thought it was sexist? Would you say it was example of pro-male rhetoric?
Alt: are you sexist?
Altalt: are you sexy?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:35,
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It'd be sexist if it was unfairly misrepresenting the anti-vaccine brigade.How many anti-vaccine campaigners are male?
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Kroney, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:38,
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well I've never met one. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:42,
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I amNo way am I risking it with baby badmons
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:42,
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I know you're joking here, but I still feel the need to call you a fucking idiot(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:43,
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There are plenty of other reasons to call him a fucking idiot, don't worry.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:43,
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Call him a fucking idiot Windy Go on Call him.......I dare you
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:44,
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dittoI've generally been a defender of ape as not being as think as he's reckoned. with this one post I think I give up on him.
I pitty his poor child and I hope it does not suffer from his stupidity.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:45,
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Nakers is the most successful troll on here.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:46,
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I'm nowhere near as think as you thick I am(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:52,
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I bet you had to concentrate really hard to type that.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:53,
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for those confused, I ninja edited my post as I'd written Prostate, instead of pro-male (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:50,
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probably, one of them had a go for referring to someone as a twat. Apparently that's disrespectful towards women. So I called him a dick, and he seemed ok with that.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:46,
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I just had a look and I see one of them is using 'cisgendered' like it's a real thingDelete him man, delete him now
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Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:47,
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what does that word mean? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:49,
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not transgenderedso born into the body that fits you gender. AKA normal. I do understand the reason the word exists, to avoid calling the transgendered abnormal, but it's still a red flag....
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:51,
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some men have a winky and some men have a noo noothat's as far as I got in medical school
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:05,
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Yeah I get that, but I don't really see why transgendered is a thing eitherI mean I do, but if you want to be a woman, cool, you're now a woman, why stick with the trans label. Surely you want to be a woman, not 'trans'. I dunno. I'm not affected by it, so I'm not part of the community and I don't understand the horrors that some of these people have been through, but I thought the whole point of everything was inclusion, not exclusion. But like I say I dunno. I just don't wanna upset people really.
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Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:55,
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it's long and complicatedand I'm not going to try and speak for the differently gendered, generally I'm just glad it doesn't affect me and I try not to cause offence.
see also: feminism.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:58,
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Yeah, I've never had it explained to me particularly wellI'm just glad life for me is dead simple and I try to piss off as few people as possible.
The trans lady who worked with us for example, I'd give her a good perv like I would any lady, just to make her feel at home.
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Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:00,
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I reckon the T part of LGBT is like that mate of yours who nobody minds but nobody really knows why they're in the group(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:58,
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Right so we've got transgendered, so you were born summat and you felt wrong and identified as summat else so you changed, fair enoughBut the problem with that is that what do you call people who don't do that, well 'normal' is exclusionary, so they started using 'cisgndered' as cis is the opposite to trans in latin
I don't understand any of it meself. I just like a pint and a curry.
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Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:53,
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So you wish you had a fanny but for now you have a willy?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:55,
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No I have a willy and I'm happy with that cos I can put it in things like cinderblocks and cups of warm tea and a ham sandwich(
Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:56,
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that is, to use the words of our greatest thinker Monty Boyce, Fucking Bent.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:56,
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Nope.it means, you, me boyce, oh, OK you have a point
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:52,
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Do you refer to yourself as cisgendered?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:53,
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god no, why would I?however, taking the term at it's literal definition it does apply to me.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:00,
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Then my point stands.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:01,
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not sure what your point is to be honest.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:20,
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I'm just guessingbut were these friends female?
Alt: No.
Alt Alt: Fuck no.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:43,
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one male, one female. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:47,
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One's on the blobThe other's trying to get laid.
Either that or they're both cunts.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:49,
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I get the feeling that the lad is a bit weird. Serious vegan, bit militant about it too. One of those people with a strong opinion on everything, and we're all bad people for pretty much everything we do. He once told me my choice of career was destroying the NHS as drink related problems rise.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:52,
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Well, everyone knowsthat if there were no pubs, people wouldn't drink alcohol to excess.
I mean, it's not like you can buy alcohol anywhere else, is it?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:55,
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I dunno, it might be sexist it might not, I'll just stay quiet cos I don't want to be told to check my privilege againAlt: No, I believe firmly that women should be treated as if they were equal to men
Altalt: You seed me man I'm a fat pig innit :(
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Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:43,
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nah, I think you're the prettiest flower in the garden. Sometimes I load up your profile and just stare longingly at your crazy affro.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:47,
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I got told in the street a few years ago that my hair was too big for CorkThey're just jealous man, I tell myself that as I cry myself to sleep
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Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:48,
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silly potato wogs are just jealous of your curly locks. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:53,
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Although, to be on the safe sideYou might want to talk to your local council. Just in case your hair IS too big for Cork. You really don't want to be in that position, Theo.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:57,
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Tell them to fuck off, grow up and make sammidges for the menIt's not sexist. You're friends are finding problems where there are none.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:45,
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this is what I thought. I made a sort of sarcastic retort, but I think they thought I was being genuine.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:48,
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If the doctor was asian would it imply that ALL doctors are asian?People need to chill out about these things.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:49,
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you know TH, I'm voting for you as "head of reasonable reactions to cartoon based satire"
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:54,
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Yeah but all doctors ARE Asian(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:55,
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And all bankers are................(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:57,
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Nah pakis are still asians, they're just not the chinky kind.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:59,
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I like to think of myself as 'ciscoloured' btw(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:00,
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He's taking his Ben Hardwick obsession a bit far now.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:08,
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Well mine certainly isn'tI won't let brown hands touch my private places, thank you very much.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:58,
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I wouldn't worry, birds secretly love all that sexism stuff.Alt: Of course not.
Altalt: You're going to have to give me some parameters here.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:45,
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Wimmin want the right to think illogicallyMaking important decisions should be based on feelings rather than cold, hard, "male" logic.
Alt: No, just logical.
Alt Alt: More than one would expect.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:49,
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I once opened a door for a female and was called sexist WTFShe was pushing a pram at the time, I would have done this for anyone that had thier hands full at the time
Alt: We all are at times, it's ok for the media to use reverse sexism in adverts so it seems.
Altalt: I bumped into an Ex a few weeks ago and was told that I'm still a bit dishy
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:51,
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I opened a door for a women once.It was Ruth Ellis, she just hung around.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:54,
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*facepalms*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:56,
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Jill Dando's husband wanted to paint their front doorBut she was dead against it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:57,
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when I turned up here, swipeypoo said "I saw a photo and he's not bad looking" The only compliment on my appearance from a lady other than my blind girlfriend.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:57,
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Run for the hills Windy....... RUN NOW.... Don't look back just keep running(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:59,
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phew..............waitaminute are you calling me pug ugly?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:12,
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alright, chill out imaginary parrot man(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:59,
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you know what Frank, I hate you.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:08,
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There's no need to get upset, FrankIf people are of the opinion that Momo isn't real, then that's their prerogative.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:15,
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There was a huge heffer of a teacher who was pushing the TV trolly down the hall.Two students helped open both the double-doors for her and then got susspended because the heffer of a teacher thought she was being called fat.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:00,
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It's pretty sexy, but it's far from the sexist.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 15:56,
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I can't decide which gig to go to tomorrow night.Robin Hitchcock or Rachel Ries?
I have no strong feelings about either, but want to go and see some live music.
You don't need to tell me your opinion here, Boyce.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:00,
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Rachel Chilli Cheese Fries(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:02,
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tee hee(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:12,
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I've got a weird flamenco covers band on the upstairs bar if that takes your fancy? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:06,
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Isn't that going to make the downstairs bar rather noisey?(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:07,
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as a long established gig venue, the floors were soundproofed and everything. Who'd have guessed someone would already have considered this problem.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:10,
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sorry Bart, I just realised how sarcastic and bum holey that post looks.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:23,
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Having a third option on the table doesn't really help with my indecision.But thanks anyway.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:07,
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Robin Hitchcock is from Winchester(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:08,
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I'm not sure if I can tolerate his twee voice for a whole evening.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:09,
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It really does.Thanks Th'b'n
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:14,
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Anyone who gets uppity on Facebook about joke really needs to sort themselves out(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:02,
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the thing isthat there are no female doctors and no male parents. so of course it couldn't possibly be random and have been drawn the other way round.
alt: no, it's not my fault that men suck
altalt: hella sexy
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:06,
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that's not something I can say(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:17,
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I really don't like cartoons very much.I have all Pete Loveday's Russell ones but other than that I think thay'e pretty shit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:31,
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By this do you mean Cartoons are shit?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:32,
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There are shitter things out there but only a few.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:33,
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Hey I forgot to mention "Water margin" episodes 1-11 on youtube but no more I feel like I have been cheated
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:36,
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Wake me up when they do something better than Garfield(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:37,
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Alt: Most people would say that I'm sexist, yes. I disagree. Alt: Ehhhh, no. No, not really.
By the way, I fucking hate my job and want to leave. I mean, I've not found a dead guy in my shitter or owt, but I still don't like it.
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Kroney, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:32,
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Don't mess around then hop to it(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:33,
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You forgot the wedding plans(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:37,
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NoAlt: No
AltAlt: No
Best story I've read in ages.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:38,
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Calm down Dawn PennYou don't love me
and I know now
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:41,
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that's a man surely? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:41,
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There are some things that don't bother meVile, disgusting, unspeakable things....but that can fuck right off. If it was my missus, I'd shave that shit off myself.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:44,
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I have a beard myselfbut even if I were to smooch with a fella, he'd have to be clean shaven. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:52,
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You're spot on there old chapStubble rash is annoying frankly
Er, NOT THAT I WOULD KNOW SUCH THINGS
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If that was my missusI'd shave my own head off with a spade
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 17:01,
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All that's missing from that story is "Oooh look, I've grown a cock as well!"(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 16:59, Reply)
....and then she'd be your perfect life partner?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 17:09,
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If we can agree on football teams then I think we could make a go of it(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 17:24, Reply)
i've had a nice hot shower to wash the north off me, and a cup of tea a sit downeverything is much better now
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 17:03,
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Alright 'Stephen Fry' leave the brandwanking alone eh?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 17:10,
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Sometimes - just sometimes - they're fucking delicious.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 17:13,
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Stockard Channing was 34 when she played RizzoTHIRTY FUCKING FOUR.
And the rest of that film was so realistic too.
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Absolutelyand it's that not knowing before you sink your teeth into it that makes it all the more fantastic when it is.
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Seriously, I'm totally in love with that item of food which I just demolished and am currently digesting in my stomach acidThe basis of any loving relationship
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BRAEBURNS are the best applesfollowed by granny smiths
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 17:26,
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Braeburns. Everybody needs good braburns. With a little understanding. ...(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 17:29,
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jeffyou NEED a job at the sun newspaper
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 17:36,
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So you'll viciously consume the innocent flesh of an applebut won't touch a cow?
Double standards, for shame.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 17:30,
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Not so bad, Nakers.And you?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 17:55,
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Alright, got baby Badmons home which always cheers me up(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 18:02,
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correctbecause apples taste nice. cows do not.
if cows tasted good, i'd eat the motherfuckers.
not the pretty ones though.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 17:38,
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Well, that's ok. Cows aren't pretty.Boggly-eyed, big nosed mother-fuckers.
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Kroney, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 17:42,
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horny, easily startled and prone leaping up in the air?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 17:47,
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every time I see Kroney refer to ogIt makes me think he's dating Ice T.
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stripey and in the process of being eaten by a lion.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 17:59,
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I just found a mini baby bell in my pocket!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 17:48,
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it was a bit melted, but still intact thanks to it's waxy shell(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 17:52,
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I snuck out early and I'm on the tube already! I ain't even lyin bruv I swear down.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 18:01,
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