Show your working
Not that I necessarily disagree, will be cutting out fish soon too
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:42, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Easy
One fish, one life, feeds one person. One Cow, one life, feeds 50 people. One prawn cocktail, 50 lives feeds one person. Fish eaters are the worst murderers.
( Peej, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:44, Reply)

See your point
but how big do you think a cow is?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:55, Reply)

About 50 fish

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:00, Reply)

50 people?
You are eating portions of cow that are WAY too small.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:56, Reply)

I think he's thinking of that other popular form of steak
Elephant, that's it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:59, Reply)

It was a random guess based on me thinking a cow has the meat of at least 50 fish
Sorry
( Peej, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:01, Reply)

50 people seems a reasonable estimate
highpointfarmsfarmhappenings.wordpress.com/2012/06/15/how-many-steaks-in-a-cow-chops-in-pig-4/
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:03, Reply)

I say again
you are eating portions of cow that are too small.

The point of this was not to suggest you can't get 50 peoples worth of food off a cow. Of course you can. It was to say that people should eat MOAR cow and ALL OF the cow because it is LOVELY and now you've ruined it with your FACTS.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:07, Reply)

You would definitely consider my portions of cow to be too small.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:09, Reply)

You just need to pay attention
to the battery farming of your tofudebeests, tangles.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:11, Reply)

haha, it's actually an interesting point, fair does.
from a resources point it's quite complicated, I would think.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:04, Reply)

Fish stocks around the world are generally plummeting.
There's no chance that cows will go extinct. Cod and Salmon...
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:46, Reply)

... won't go extinct either.
What with Salmon being farmed, and Cod perfectly farmable if the economics of it change.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:55, Reply)

EXTINCT IN THE WILD THEN GODDDDDDd

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:59, Reply)

WILD COWS!

( Peej, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:01, Reply)

yeah, those majestic herds of Fresians
roaming free on the African savannah.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:03, Reply)

If you squint a giraffe looks like a tall cow

( Theoban What of it, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:04, Reply)

If you're wanking hard, a manatee looks like a mermaid

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:13, Reply)

Those majestic herds of ANDREW MARR!

( Peej, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:04, Reply)

Haven't touched cod in over a decade for exactly that reason
nor do I eat tuna, salmon or king prawns, because of how the latter are farmed.

Nonetheless that's not my reasoning. I'm perfectly happy to eat samphire out of season if I can get it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 13:57, Reply)

You don't eat tuna because of how king prawns are farmed?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:00, Reply)

No, I don't eat king prawns because of how king prawns are farmed
You fucking retard.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:01, Reply)

erm, what's wrong with how king prawns are farmed?
are you seriously concerned about cruelty to crustaceans?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:03, Reply)

No, it's about the flooding of the farmland around the areas they're fished from
Basically the farming of king prawns is disastrous for local ecology
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:05, Reply)

Pretty sure Tesco isn't flooded
I mean I ain't been there since Tuesday but it was alright then
( Theoban What of it, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:06, Reply)

what, as opposed to the unliateral destuction of forest and grassland habitats
for intensive crop farming? Yeah, vegetables are well ecosafe.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:09, Reply)

I live in Norfolk FFS
How far from home do you think I have to go to get my vegetables? They're basically handing them out on street corners
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:11, Reply)

i see, blind to the suffering of vegetables because of nimbyism, is it?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:12, Reply)

Hang on
You're having a pop at me for buying local? What do you expect me to do about the unethical farming methods used to harvest fruit and veg I don't buy, apart from being a member of Avaaz, giving to Greenpeace, supporting Fairtrade, all of which I also do?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:16, Reply)

Suicide vest.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:21, Reply)

if you get a bit of suicide bomber in your mouth are you still a vegetarian?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:25, Reply)

Afraid not.
You are then duty bound to blow yourself up as well.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:28, Reply)

I think it should be pretty obvious that since I said "suffering of vegetables"
I'm taking the piss and not having a pop at anyone, mate.

Have a pint and a crafty wank, eh? it's been a long week.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:41, Reply)

They are made to go on purile digital arts websites
where they are bullied mercilessly
( Peej, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:06, Reply)

Have you ever tried milking one?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:06, Reply)

Haha yes once

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:07, Reply)

Those tiny little stools get me every time
and their tits are miniscule
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:08, Reply)

The latter because of how it is farmed.
You fucking retard.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:05, Reply)

I know exactly what point you were making
It wasn't funny

HTH
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:07, Reply)

you should really add that he lives in Coventry. Thats like a WWF smackdown

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:21, Reply)

CLOTHESLINE UR ALBUMS SHIT !!!!!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:21, Reply)

PILEDRIVER BIG DADDYS FUCKED UR KIDS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:24, Reply)

Crying into my soya milk here, Rorers :'(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:24, Reply)

Some things are too cruel even for pandas

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:22, Reply)

And click!

( Peej, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:08, Reply)

Cod is actually now more sustainable than a lot of other fish.
Haddock is struggling, cod was a no go fish for long enough to bounce back.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:08, Reply)

It's interesting, the aquaculture guys I work with
would farm it if it was in decline, because it makes it valuable enough to bother, but since it isn't, they don't. A kind of self-balancing state of play.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:10, Reply)

haha, "aquaculture", like that's even a thing

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:20, Reply)

WHAT DO YOU KNOW, YOU FUCKING KNOW-NOTHING PRICK

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:39, Reply)

Yeah.
fuck that production of all of the world's farmed fish and seafood. How could that even be a thing? I must be mad.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Apr 2013, 14:42, Reply)