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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Who is JCVD? I am confused.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:31, 168 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
It's Nakers, you berk.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:32, Reply)
Ah. Ta.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:32, Reply)
No it ent

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:45, Reply)
I'm thought you was short not confused?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:40, Reply)
I know you're a twat, that's a certainty.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:43, Reply)
If you like a lot of chocolate on your buscuit
join our CLUB
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:51, Reply)
I like the bit in House of Cards where he gives a guy some Asprin runs him a bath then gives him a razor.
It's well lol.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:40, Reply)
I don't think I have ever seen one of his films.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:41, Reply)
Not even the Usual Suspects?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:41, Reply)
Not even that.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:42, Reply)
not even stop or my mom will shoot?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:30, Reply)
Watching that tonight.
Don't give away the ending.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:49, Reply)
She shoots

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:50, Reply)
Pls can you put a SPOILER ALERT tag on this before I read it?
Thx
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:51, Reply)
It's a manufacturer of cheap hifis

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:44, Reply)
News link
www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-22119227
Would you put your passwords for stuff in your will?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:46, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:47, Reply)
I leave to my children my twitter account, use it well

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:51, Reply)
How many followers do you have?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:55, Reply)
Here comes the boast disguised as astonishment...

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:56, Reply)
No I'm dead popular

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:58, Reply)
BATTERED HAS GOT OVER 10,000 FOLLOWERS EVERYONE

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:59, Reply)
Cor he's like, daddy twitter

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:01, Reply)
Ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:01, Reply)
And it's 11,000.
At least be accurate.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:04, Reply)
Don't forget the other 44

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:08, Reply)
Indeed.
I really should refer to them as my disciples.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:15, Reply)
What's your hash tag. I'll follow you

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:21, Reply)
No real names on the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:23, Reply)
How many are from Tibet?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:25, Reply)
Twitter is banned in China.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:26, Reply)
TIBET ISNT CHINA YOU'RE ENCOURAGING OPPRESSION!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:29, Reply)
Two hundred and one
Almost five of them are real human beings too
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:56, Reply)
Only for b3ta
I want tangledupinblue to live on after I'm gone.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:53, Reply)
That's beautiful man

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:53, Reply)
I just archived 999 gazes.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:55, Reply)
998 of which were from Swipe calling you a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:56, Reply)
the other one was from applebite telling me to never contact her again.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:58, Reply)
Not sure if I remember applebite.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:58, Reply)
slag

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:59, Reply)
but an empowered slag !

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:59, Reply)

b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=64382
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:01, Reply)
Ah yes. I met her at a b4sh.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:02, Reply)
she had a lot of growing up to do. I do hope she comes across better in real life than she did on here.

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:03, Reply)
She's a spastic, but she's alright.
Might be seeing her and kitty next month as it happens. I'll tell them how much you miss them all.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:06, Reply)
another poster bullied by Al into leaving 4eva

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:09, Reply)
What a Cunt

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:12, Reply)
Please punch Kitty O'Dull in the cunt for me.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:21, Reply)
I'll give her a big hug and tell her you miss her.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:22, Reply)
how many of those were from plumdozer ? That kids prolific

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:56, Reply)

prolific

pathetic and lonely.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:57, Reply)
STRIKETHROUGH FAIL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:57, Reply)
Whatevs

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:59, Reply)
Does everyone on here receive hundreds of gazzes from dozer then?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:58, Reply)
let me see .... er yes

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:58, Reply)
I haven't.
Should I feel left out?
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:01, Reply)
it's human contact, of sorts I suppose

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:01, Reply)
Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me,
I wanna feel dir-hir-ty!
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:04, Reply)
You really should stop drinking.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:05, Reply)

drinking breathing
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:07, Reply)
If you don't like Rocky Horror you're a massive bumder, sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:22, Reply)
Certainly far too many.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:59, Reply)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:00, Reply)
Sounds like something you need antibiotics for

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:52, Reply)

antibiotics a 2ltr bottle of white Lightning
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:54, Reply)
You're treating venereal diseases wrong

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:56, Reply)
You're alot of things Alan
but I have never thought of you as an STD
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:06, Reply)
Why did you have to bring my alot into this?
Oh it's fucking on now.
Edit: still didn't edit the rest of your comment, I see.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:22, Reply)
I think this is one of the most depressing things I've ever read on the internet.
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1932398
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:55, Reply)
Almost as bad as posts about homebrew.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:55, Reply)
Who's got 36 pints of 8% dry cider in their cupboard?
Who's got 44 pints of Timothy Taylor style ale in their spare room?
Who's got 6 bottles of (admittedly shit) Merlot in under the stairs?

I HAVE
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:00, Reply)
I also have some tea wine on it's way.
And enought grain for a batch of 40ish pints of Old speckled hen style beer.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:02, Reply)
'style beer'
+ which tastes nothing like the proper version from the brewery, but I kid myself it's AMAZING.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:03, Reply)
They taste quite different yes.
They're non pasturised so there's sediment, but the hop taste is fresher and they're generally very very good.
No one has said no to another pint if offered that's for sure.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:05, Reply)
+ at the mission

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:08, Reply)
If by that you mean montys house, I can't argue.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:10, Reply)
I don't know about depressing, but it certainly isn't suprising.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:57, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1929296
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:57, Reply)
does CQ still have you on 2.0?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:56, Reply)
I believe so. Has he been posting today?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:56, Reply)
Loads of really inspirational stuff.
You're really missing out here.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 12:59, Reply)
I'm truly heartbroken.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:00, Reply)
He will deny ever doing it

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:00, Reply)
Pub time, pub time
Watcha gonna do?
Watcha gonna do when it comes for you?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:07, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:08, Reply)
Soz, HH.
How insensitive.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:09, Reply)
:(
At least drink one for me
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:10, Reply)
I'm not going to the pub.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:10, Reply)
Me neither :(
Have you tracked down any cars yet?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:11, Reply)
Oh, loads. Loads and loads.
I now want a 1977 mk1 Celica.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:16, Reply)
Have you had a look at this site?
www.classiccarsforsale.co.uk/

There's some cracking stuff for sale.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:20, Reply)
Oh yeah, one of my favourites fantasy sites, that.
Was just on there yesterday looking at Lancias. There's also Car and Classics.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:24, Reply)
Did you see this one?
www.classiccarsforsale.co.uk/classic-car-page/197250/1961-lancia-flaminia-gt/
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:26, Reply)
Bit outside my price range, that. I was looking at Betas.
Lovely car, though. If I owned one, I'd spend more time stroking it than driving it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:28, Reply)
I was watching Wheeler dealers "Trading Up" yesterday
and they shown you a Truimph Spitfire used at La Manns it was worth over £250'000
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:32, Reply)
Wheeler Dealers is great TV.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:34, Reply)
I disagree, if they ran a business like the show they would soon close
but yes I like the tinkering with cars aspect of the show
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:37, Reply)
No thnks
I do love that site though and you've reminded me to buy a lotto ticket.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:28, Reply)
I shall start drinking in about two hours from now.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:13, Reply)
I'm going ot one at 7:30 :(

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:20, Reply)
And counting down!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:33, Reply)
A headhunter has just sent me two bottles of wine from the Mitchells peppertree vineyard in the Clare valley.
A 2005 Cabernet Sauvignon and a Sparkling Shiraz.
Which is nice.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:15, Reply)
a company once sent me a timer!

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:46, Reply)
I got a free mug from a courier once!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:47, Reply)
I got a free rim job from your mum

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:48, Reply)
I didn't know Fred Talbot had been arrested for child abuse charges.
Fucking hell, was there ANYBODY alive in the 70s that wasn't fingering kids?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:23, Reply)
Well the kids themselves probably.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:24, Reply)
"Nobody's invented the internet yet, best finger me some kids"
- Every adult in the 1970s.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:25, Reply)
I'm so glad I'm under 33 aren't you?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:27, Reply)
Yep!
Just sneaking in there, but still.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:28, Reply)
Monty certainly was

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:26, Reply)
Good news the men I've hired to sort my bathroom are Polish so no shit football chat for me!
Plus they seem competent
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:24, Reply)
They usually are, I'd prefer them to shitty English cowboys any day of the week.

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:26, Reply)
They were rude about my DIY :(
And laughed a little bit
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:26, Reply)
Did they fix it?

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:28, Reply)
No Jim did

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:32, Reply)
Doing it now...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:33, Reply)
Well then take a look and remember for next time, thilly!

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:36, Reply)
Might be a bit tight, small bathroom

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:40, Reply)
NO BATHROOM PLUMBING CHAT
Or I may cry
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:56, Reply)
Still going well then?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:13, Reply)
Almost finished
Leccy in on Monday to sort underfloor heating then about 8 tiles to replace then done
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:21, Reply)
I've heard nothing but good things about Polish tradesmen.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:30, Reply)

Alright bitches?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:28, Reply)
ALRIGHT BOBBY !!!

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:32, Reply)
\o/
Hello Thundercuntatalltimes did you miss me?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:33, Reply)
alright then go fuck yourself

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:35, Reply)
No no, it's "Argo fuck yourself"

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:40, Reply)
It just rained as hard as I've ever seen it for about 5 seconds. Then it stopped

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:33, Reply)
CSB

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:34, Reply)
Didn't it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SR2gR6SZC2M
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:35, Reply)
Shame you didn't drown.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:35, Reply)
I'm taller than you, puddles have no power over me

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:38, Reply)
Battered is afraid of going to Gloucester for this very reason.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:39, Reply)
Ha ha
*something something and drinking Fosters*
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:41, Reply)
I don't get it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:42, Reply)
Never mind, Deliza.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:42, Reply)
You leave my bucket out of this!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:43, Reply)
Is it wrong that I lolled at my own post?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:48, Reply)
Well nobody did.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:50, Reply)
I don't get it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:51, Reply)
No

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:52, Reply)
Would you be so kind as to explain it to me?
Kthxbi xxx
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:02, Reply)
Hole in my bucket, dear Liza etc..........

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:06, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1923248
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:07, Reply)
i dont get it

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:08, Reply)
Fucks off.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:09, Reply)
Belgium's finest export since Stella Artois

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:53, Reply)
Oh ya!
Oily wrestle?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:54, Reply)
Go on then

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:54, Reply)
I haven't had enough beer
This is a BAD THING
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:55, Reply)
I haven't had any :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:00, Reply)
See above
Friday is officially designated a drinking day
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:02, Reply)
Yes, Stella Actatwat is definitely the best beer to come out of Belgium.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:55, Reply)
Did you like the satirical name change I gave it there?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:55, Reply)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:56, Reply)
I'm buying lots of Duvel tonight
Imma get drunk
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 13:59, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:05, Reply)
WTF is that?!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:09, Reply)
Y'know, on reflection, I think I probably would.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:11, Reply)
Stunned definitely would
But then he's an old soak with no morals or discernment.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:12, Reply)
No BJs though
Those teeth could cut through steel
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:13, Reply)
Duvel is nice
Unfortunately it gives me horrendous flatulence, coupled with crippling hangovers.
I tend to avoid it.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:12, Reply)
Flatulence is a good thing

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:13, Reply)
Would someone please start a new thread.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:03, Reply)
Would someone please drown battered in a puddle in Gloucestershire?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:05, Reply)
It will only unravel.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:05, Reply)
I just did

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 12 Apr 2013, 14:12, Reply)

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