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i used to be able to do handstands, but I can't anymore, what can you no longer do?
alt: anyone ever cooked with one of those 'chuck the ingredients in a bag in the oven' things?
alt: you + me + coffee table? up for it?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:26,
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latest was 12 years ago)
haha yeh haha
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:27,
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haha, we have a right laugh here don't we
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:47,
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I can no longer do YM
It's the smell
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I used to cook a lot of chicken/fish in a foil bag with wine/butter/herbs etc but I've not used one of the new things yet
Alt:
White, one sugar
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:29,
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Are you asking me to defecate for your pleasure?
/ac
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:30,
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I've just looked at the Trip advisor best restraunts in Milton Keynes rankings.
There's some I haven't even heard of and my old local pub is the highest rated.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:32,
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It might not be the best way of assessing the quality of an eatery.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:34,
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I'd quite like to go to everyone in the top 20. I think I've been to about 8.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:35,
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actually exactly 8
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PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:37,
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No sense in being vague about these things.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:39,
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My favourite place is number 28
which is WRONG
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PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:42,
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The Chinese?
Sorry, misread that. You said 'wrong'.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:47,
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I was about to do this exact joke
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:47,
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Did you see DG on the telly last night punching a donkey?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:49,
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hahaha!
Genuine officelol
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:49,
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What?
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PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:54,
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Yeah, the Taipan
best dimsum I've had in the UK.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:48,
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A man's gotta have a dream, eh?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:49,
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It's funny because I can afford to feed my other half in restaurants.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:52,
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In Milton Keynes.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:54,
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There's some sort of all you can eat joke in here somewhere. I just can't get the wording right.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:55,
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Not if I do this you can't.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:55,
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This is literally the worst thing that has ever happened on off topic.
I hope you're happy now.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 15:00,
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Clicking this.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 15:00,
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What about their napkin situation?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:38,
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It needs to be able to wipe up vinaigrette
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:43,
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spilled on a winceyette
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:46,
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Put one foot behind my head.
Alt: Aye, wasn't too bad.
AltAlt: No.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:34,
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I can still do that
The ping pong balls are a thing of the past though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:35,
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I can no longer resist the temptation to track you down and punch you repeatedly in the face.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:36,
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He's a Hard Target to find
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:38,
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\o/
This guy gets it!
Mayb I will come and live with you
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:50,
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\o/
DOUBLE TEAM!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:51,
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+ your wife
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:52,
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KNOCK OFF her?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:52,
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I'm a universal boner
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:56,
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Damned if you do, Damned if you don't
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 15:05,
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i can no longer put up with your shit.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:38,
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Needs MOAR pringle tubes
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:41,
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Freezer space
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:42,
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Better dyaaky then
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:50,
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I used to quite like going out in the city centre on a Fri. & Sat. night
I canβt stand it now
Alt:No
Alt: +1: coffee tables are so last year, hammocks are all the rage now
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:40,
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I can no longer stomach the idea of your leering moonface bearing down on me as we make love.
Soz 2 B teh barer etc etc xx
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:43,
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I'll do you from behind then sweetheart
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:50,
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I can no longer perform simple organisational tasks, it seems.
Got my car taxed today. The previous disc ran out on the 28th Feb.
Belm.
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Kroney, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:46,
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oof
MOAR law breaking as we speak
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:47,
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Yeah. My photocard's expired too.
Sorting that out tomorrow.
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Kroney, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:49,
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I need to update my address on my driving licence
Thanks for reminding me
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:49,
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CRIMINAL.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:48,
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I need a PA for mundane tasks like these.
My mind's meant for higher things. This stuff's beneath me.
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Kroney, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:50,
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I don't know why, I saw this this thought of you

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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:55,
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Ouch
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Two Hats π©π©, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:56,
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This sort of badboy criminality is why I'm so attractive to women.
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Kroney, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:58,
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Nothing to do with the arse or legs then?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:59,
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Well, they help. Don't get me wrong,
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Kroney, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 15:00,
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That is fucking awesome
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 15:07,
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Not as good as the Go-karts with the massive wide wheels
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 15:20,
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any more
two words
unlike dickhead
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:46,
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Dick-head
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:51,
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I tried to start a conversation with you about Manchester eateries in the last thread.
You ignored me.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:52,
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Spas-tic
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Two Hats π©π©, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:52,
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I can't walk 20 feet without getting chest pains
Alt: Yes, almost certainly.
Alt: Yeah, go on then.
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Two Hats π©π©, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:51,
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the woman who used to sit opposite me is going to have to have a tripple bypass :(
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PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:53,
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Two Hats π©π©, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:56,
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Perhaps if she'd bypassed a few more of ^these^ she wouldn't need the surgery
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Two Hats π©π©, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 15:00,
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Fat old cunt
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 14:56,
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To be fair, it could be down to a cocaine habbit
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 15 Apr 2013, 15:02,
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