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Fuck your lunch thread.What's your favourite conspiracy theory?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:15,
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Marlboro funds the KKK and you can see three K's on the packets WHICH PROVES IT.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:18,
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AND PHILIP MORRIS WAS A WIZARD OR SOMETHINGzzzzzzzzzzz(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:21,
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hang on are you saying he wasn't?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:22,
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That's the real conspiracyCigarettes are actually good for you, and Philip Morris was in no way associated with anyone unpleasant or suspicious.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:24,
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Haha I was just about to post this but ironicallybecause of course they did, you tin-foil-hatter
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Kroney, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:18,
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Cold war propaganda. The technology did not exist at the time (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:20,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6MOnehCOUw
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:38,
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rocket to moonimpossible stuff
is all that stuff voyager sends back made up too?
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:21,
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More the journey back from the moon that wouldn't have been possible.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:22,
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OK. So escaping the gravity of Earth, which is many, many times that of the Moonplus you're carrying much more mass, is perfectly possible. But escaping the gravity of the Moon isn't? Or do you mean the landing through Earth's atmosphere, which relies on maths, not what you're travelling in?
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Kroney, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:24,
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do you disbelieve the space station, rocket re-entry and all that stuffno, no sorry look at the flag LOOK AT IT THERE IS NO WIND ON THE MOON WHY ARE THERE NO STARS IN THOSE SHOTS WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:24,
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LOOK HES JUMP WITH STRINGS !!!(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:25,
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That Captain Janeway I never did trust her
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:22,
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Gonz reckons he'd still fuck her(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:25,
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Does she have a pulse?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:25,
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sort of, the years have not been kind to her(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:28,
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Then Gonz would fuck her if he couldActually I don't think the pulse would really make much difference to him
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:29,
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Neelix was a dude.I might be a manwhore, I ain't no chutney.
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Kroney, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:30,
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon_landing_conspiracy_theories#Technology
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:28,
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That doesn't say anything apart from, it was difficult and they did it quickly.Which everyone knows is true anyway.
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Yea like they will ever make any money opening for just 3 hours(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:23,
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V THIS Vwww.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1934884
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:28,
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Great headline herewww.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-22163360
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:22,
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My second favourite conspiracy theoryis that the 9/11 attacks were planned by the CIA or were actually missiles, or sutin.
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Kroney, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:22,
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Andrew MISSILES!!!!!!!!(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:23,
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www.davidicke.com has the best theories.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:23,
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Princess Diana being bumped off by Prince Phillipwhich, incidentally, my mother steadfastly believes.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:25,
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That's a much more logical belief than a drunk guy driving too fast(
Kroney, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:25,
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INORITE?Apparently she was "an embarrassment to them" and they "wanted her out of the way". She was about to announce that she was pregnant with a FORRIN BABY and the royal family would LITERALLY COLLAPSE if this came out.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:27,
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That AB is an undercover agent for the NHS here to make Chompy do more work.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:25,
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WINNAH(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:26,
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Notice how I posted this thread around lunchtime, when he's thinking of winding it down a bit...(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:41,
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I noticed you describing off topic as a text-based forum:b3ta.com/talk/7603984
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:46,
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You're right, we should merge this place with /board.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:54,
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Oh, I like conspiracy theories.they are all utter tosh, but quite entertaining none the less. My current favourite (OK, not actually a conspiracy theory, but using very similar 'logic') is Bigfoot, the minutiae are facinating.
As for an actual conspiracy... The Paul McCartney is dead one has good vintage flavour, while Chemtrails has to be high on the all time wacko list.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:26,
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Look. Occam's Razor, innit.It would be far more difficult to pretend to land on the Moon than it is to actually land there.
It's far more likely that suicidal hijackers would steal planes and crash them than it is that the CIA would fire missiles at their own defence headquarters.
Everybody just needs to chill out and stop jumping at shadows. Yes, there are conspiracies. Real conspiracies are about trying to cover up that a politician's a sexual deviant, or that a bunch of personal information was put on a CD and lost on a train because the civil service are fuckwits.
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Kroney, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:29,
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Yup"Never ascribe to conspiracy that which can be explained by simple incompetence"
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TRIFLE is a secret mind drug used by the governments all over the western world to make you believe the lies they propagate
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:34,
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This is interesting if not a classic conspiracyen.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloop
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:31,
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the wikipedia page you linked for oneand pretty much all respected science for another.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:45,
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From that nutter's websiteFor as long as you dumbass,
educated stupid and evil
bastards IGNORE Cubic
Creation, your sons and
daughters deserve to die
and be maimed in foreign
lands - while killing innocent
women and children. Keep
ignoring me you evil asses
and observe the slaughter of
your children protecting the
oil barons ripping off their
families back home. The
enemy is back home, not
in foreign lands. Ignore me
& keep counting the dead sons.
Creation occurs via opposites.
Singularity is the death math
of religious/academic Godism.
Earth Opposites should split
apart - and cascade molten
lava upon God Worshippers,
for they are the evil on Earth.
If god is your father, your mother is a whore.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:35,
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And then poor frank had to go away for a while(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:36,
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If god is your father, your mother is a whore.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:40,
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Illegal ones?bloody forrins coming over here buggering our frenchmen
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:35,
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Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:42,
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I DID NOT COME OUT IN 1983(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:56,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:59,
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WAH!I just had one of my delicious minced meat chelsea buns, followed by an orange flavoured Penguin chaser....BAD FLAVOUR COMBO! WOULD NOT EAT AGAIN.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:37,
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Are you at a child's party or something TH?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:40,
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I'm always at some sort of party, MontzLeftover snacks from our recent road trip.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:41,
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My life is one big party too.Oh no, hang on. The other one.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:43,
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The nonce is strong with this oneGive in to your anger, Hats.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:42,
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If it was a regular Penguin, I'd take your pointKids hate orange penguins....trust me.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:43,
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Just don't use that Stegosaurus one.Because, ouch, snagging.
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Kroney, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:46,
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Ha haBecause dinosaurs are extinct
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:54,
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Pretend I linked to that photo of the woman with a dinosaur toy up her bumActually, no...pretend I posted the actual picture. That'd be better.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 12:59,
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I'd rather pretend that I'd never looked at that website in the first place.If that's all the same to you.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Apr 2013, 13:17,
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