the fake grass seats have signs on them.
signs which say 'keep ON the grass'! They're just turning traditional thinking upside down! The utter, utter benders.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:16, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Are you working in some sort of hipster commune today?

( Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:17, Reply)

yes

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:19, Reply)

THANKS FOR THE EXPOSITION

( Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:26, Reply)

YOU SHOULD SMOKE SOME GRASS
TAKE THAT, SOCIETY!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:17, Reply)

Waqqi bastards.
Are you imagineering solutions to problems?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:19, Reply)

He's attending the "How To Use Amazon For Dummies" starter class

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:20, Reply)

roffle

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:22, Reply)

Let's hope they don't ask him the difference between what he has in stock and the price!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:22, Reply)

No, thats on the difficult exam at the end of the day
Before they get their party bags and jelly
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:23, Reply)

I was insentivised towards an outrageous new paradigm
I flew it up a flag pole, a few users saluted it, so we blue skied the whole deal! Long story short, we were back in Zurich in time for croissants and mochaccino!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:21, Reply)

Mr Boyce please head upstairs to meeting room 1B
BUT WAIT the meeting room is on the ROOF and it's outside!
A man in a suit and shorts says 'Welcome, to the dreamatorium'
The table is made of jelly
( Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:20, Reply)

I like this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:21, Reply)

I'd like to work there
or at least, have a birthday party there. Although, I said the same thing about McDonalds.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:22, Reply)

wow are you here too?
come and say hello. I'm in the segway room
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:23, Reply)

Sorry man can't stop to chat
Wacky Greg has some ideas he wants to run past me, about putting a search engine in a roaming robotic cow, that stops at street corners to moo the top searches in that postcode at passing cars
( Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:27, Reply)

I@M IN!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:27, Reply)

Shut it Patpepetaptaptpepaptptitis

( Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:36, Reply)