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	 I just did a bunny hop on a Segway over Steve Jobs' rotten corpse
	I just did a bunny hop on a Segway over Steve Jobs' rotten corpse
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:12,
	
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latest was 13 years ago)
 
	 iLie
	iLie
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:13,
	
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	 Why would google have Steve Jobs' corpse
	Why would google have Steve Jobs' corpse
 	THINK Boyce, THINK
See me after class, you can think about what you've done then
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 Theoban What of it
 Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:16,
	
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	 Steve Jobs = obsessive lunatic
	Steve Jobs = obsessive lunatic
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:17,
	
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	 android are slaying apple and have been gloating
	android are slaying apple and have been gloating
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:17,
	
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	 FINE your detention is cancelled
	FINE your detention is cancelled
 	
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 Theoban What of it
 Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:18,
	
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	 the fake grass seats have signs on them.
	the fake grass seats have signs on them.
 	signs which say 'keep ON the grass'! They're just turning traditional thinking upside down! The utter, utter benders.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:16,
	
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	 Are you working in some sort of hipster commune today?
	Are you working in some sort of hipster commune today?
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:17,
	
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	 yes
	yes
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:19,
	
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	 THANKS FOR THE EXPOSITION
	THANKS FOR THE EXPOSITION
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:26,
	
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	 YOU SHOULD SMOKE SOME GRASS
	YOU SHOULD SMOKE SOME GRASS
 	TAKE 
THAT, SOCIETY!
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 Two Hats š©š©
 Two Hats š©š©, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:17,
	
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	 Waqqi bastards.
	Waqqi bastards.  
 	Are you imagineering solutions to problems?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:19,
	
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	 He's attending the "How To Use Amazon For Dummies" starter class
	He's attending the "How To Use Amazon For Dummies" starter class
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:20,
	
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	 roffle
	roffle
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:22,
	
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	 Let's hope they don't ask him the difference between what he has in stock and the price!
	Let's hope they don't ask him the difference between what he has in stock and the price!  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:22,
	
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	 No, thats on the difficult exam at the end of the day
	No, thats on the difficult exam at the end of the day 
 	Before they get their party bags and jelly
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:23,
	
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	 I was insentivised towards an outrageous new paradigm
	I was insentivised towards an outrageous new paradigm
 	I flew it up a flag pole, a few users saluted it, so we blue skied the whole deal! Long story short, we were back in Zurich in time for croissants and mochaccino!
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 Two Hats š©š©
 Two Hats š©š©, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:21,
	
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	 Mr Boyce please head upstairs to meeting room 1B
	Mr Boyce please head upstairs to meeting room 1B
 	BUT WAIT the meeting room is on the ROOF and it's outside!
A man in a suit and shorts says 'Welcome, to the dreamatorium'
The table is made of jelly
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 Theoban What of it
 Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:20,
	
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	 I like this
	I like this
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:21,
	
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	 I'd like to work there
	I'd like to work there
 	or at least, have a birthday party there. Although, I said the same thing about McDonalds.
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 Two Hats š©š©
 Two Hats š©š©, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:22,
	
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	 wow are you here too?
	wow are you here too?
 	come and say hello. I'm in the segway room
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:23,
	
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	 Sorry man can't stop to chat
	Sorry man can't stop to chat
 	Wacky Greg has some ideas he wants to run past me, about putting a search engine in a roaming robotic cow, that stops at street corners to moo the top searches in that postcode at passing cars
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 Theoban What of it
 Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:27,
	
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	 I@M IN!
	I@M IN!
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:27,
	
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	 Shut it Patpepetaptaptpepaptptitis
	Shut it Patpepetaptaptpepaptptitis
 	
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 Theoban What of it
 Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:36,
	
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	 Really?
	Really?
 	Because if you say you did, I'll believe you.
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 Two Hats š©š©
 Two Hats š©š©, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:17,
	
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	 I totes did
	I totes did
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:18,
	
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	 Monty = My new hero
	Monty = My new hero
 	
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 Two Hats š©š©
 Two Hats š©š©, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:20,
	
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	 Steve Jobs didn't work for Google.
	Steve Jobs didn't work for Google.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:20,
	
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	 Oh for god's sake
	Oh for god's sake
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:22,
	
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	 He worked for apple, and pixar
	He worked for apple, and pixar
 	NOT google
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 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa
 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:23,
	
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 	apple, and pixar One Stop
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 Two Hats š©š©
 Two Hats š©š©, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:23,
	
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	 Have you read his biography?
	Have you read his biography?
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:24,
	
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	 NO
	NO
 	any cursory read of a newspaper or light reading magazine article will have revealed his working background
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 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa
 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:25,
	
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	 He truly was a nutter
	He truly was a nutter
 	Refused treatment for his cancer in favour of eating vegetables until it had spread through his entire body.
Used to only eat apples for a week
Shit like that
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:27,
	
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	 Fair point on the aversion to medical input on a treatable cancer until it was too late.
	Fair point on the aversion to medical input on a treatable cancer until it was too late.
 	The rest of his life was more 'driven'. Beats being sat on his arse as a drone in an accounts office or whatevs
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 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa
 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:29,
	
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	 To the point of excluding his family most of the time
	To the point of excluding his family most of the time
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:34,
	
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	 Is it inspiring?
	Is it inspiring?  
 	Will it make me hate liver too?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:26,
	
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	 No, just weird
	No, just weird
 	He was basically a 3 year old kid running a company.  Used to scream and shout at people then burst into tears.  Wouldn't eat properly.
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:28,
	
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	 He looked like a bit of a cunt.
	He looked like a bit of a cunt.  
 	I am not normally wrong about these things.  
People like that, with that much power and influence, often need a punch in the head.  Just to remind them they are physical beings and that you can fuck their shit up at will.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:31,
	
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	 I think this may have helped
	I think this may have helped
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:33,
	
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	 It was the polo neck sweaters that did it for me.
	It was the polo neck sweaters that did it for me.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:39,
	
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	 Not enough cardigan, eh?
	Not enough cardigan, eh?
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:42,
	
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	 Didn't he disown his daughter, tell everyone he was sterile for years, then finally say 'lol no actually she's mine'
	Didn't he disown his daughter, tell everyone he was sterile for years, then finally say 'lol no actually she's mine'
 	
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 Theoban What of it
 Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:36,
	
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	 Pretty much, yes
	Pretty much, yes
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:37,
	
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	 I like his style
	I like his style
 	
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 Theoban What of it
 Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:38,
	
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	 Why are you pretending to be in the Google offices today Boyce?
	Why are you pretending to be in the Google offices today Boyce?
 	
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PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:23,
	
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	 I'm at a Google conference
	I'm at a Google conference
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:25,
	
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	 A "goonference"?
	A "goonference"?  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:25,
	
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	 OYAH MY LUG 'OLE!
	OYAH MY LUG 'OLE!
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:27,
	
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	 Ying tong ying tong Ying tong ying tong Ying tong iddle I po
	Ying tong ying tong Ying tong ying tong Ying tong iddle I po
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:29,
	
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	 Exactly
	Exactly
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:29,
	
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	 Watch you don't fall in the water
	Watch you don't fall in the water
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:30,
	
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	 I bet you're fucking loving it.
	I bet you're fucking loving it.
 	They better have good wifi connections in their offices.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:26,
	
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	 Amanda Thatcher is not too bad looking.
	Amanda Thatcher is not too bad looking.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:21,
	
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	 Are you fucking kidding me?!
	Are you fucking kidding me?!
 	She looks like ANDREW MARR
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:22,
	
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	 I dunno.
	I dunno.  
 	She's just made "the list".
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:25,
	
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	 Evangelical Christian as well.
	Evangelical Christian as well.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:26,
	
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	 They are fucking FILTH.
	They are fucking FILTH.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:27,
	
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	 Therefore is filthy?
	Therefore is filthy?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:28,
	
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	 Of course she has, she's female.
	Of course she has, she's female.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:43,
	
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	 Are you on a lot of Acid right now?
	Are you on a lot of Acid right now?
 	
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:25,
	
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	 Alright, bender?
	Alright, bender?  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:27,
	
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	 Morning you lanky bastard
	Morning you lanky bastard
 	
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:55,
	
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	 NO :o(
	NO :o(
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:29,
	
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	 Not a lot, no
	Not a lot, no
 	
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 Two Hats š©š©
 Two Hats š©š©, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:33,
	
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	 just a normal working amount
	just a normal working amount
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:36,
	
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	 Are you at a job interview at Tangles' place or some shit?
	Are you at a job interview at Tangles' place or some shit?
 	
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U
 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:34,
	
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	 Ask them if the office runs slower
	Ask them if the office runs slower 
 	After they've had the glaziers in.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:36,
	
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	 Depends if they have chrome frames.
	Depends if they have chrome frames. 
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:46,
	
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	 ^tech jokes
	^tech jokes
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:52,
	
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	 I see no jokes
	I see no jokes
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:00,
	
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	 You need to be able to see hidden jokes
	You need to be able to see hidden jokes
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:06,
	
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	 I've been to "Innocent Towers" which is similarly wacky
	I've been to "Innocent Towers" which is similarly wacky
 	 got lots of free smoothies though
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:40,
	
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	 I like Innocents packaging
	I like Innocents packaging
 	It is actually interesting to read
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:42,
	
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	 Northerners literature here ; )
	Northerners literature here ; )
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:43,
	
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	 lol
	lol
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:48,
	
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	 Innocent Towers....
	Innocent Towers....
 	Current occupants,  Bartleby, Stuart Hall and Kevin Webster.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:13,
	
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	 Has anyone heard from Frank today?
	Has anyone heard from Frank today?
 	After the relentless bulling yesterday Iām worried about him
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:47,
	
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	 Momo is currently picking away at his distended anus that pink socked out when he hanged himself
	Momo is currently picking away at his distended anus that pink socked out when he hanged himself
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:48,
	
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	 Excellent imagery
	Excellent imagery
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:49,
	
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	 That is not a nice image to promote this close to lunch
	That is not a nice image to promote this close to lunch
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:49,
	
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	 Why? Were you planning on eating distended anus today?
	Why? Were you planning on eating distended anus today?
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:51,
	
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	 nom
	nom
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:52,
	
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	 Someone pulled *his* pork, and no mistake!
	Someone pulled *his* pork, and no mistake!
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:52,
	
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	 B3th please ewwwwwwwwwww
	B3th please ewwwwwwwwwww
 	*reaches for the mindbleach*
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:53,
	
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	 No McDonalds for HH
	No McDonalds for HH
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:54,
	
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	 :(
	:( 
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:55,
	
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	 A "chicken McSphincter"
	A "chicken McSphincter"
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:57,
	
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	 With anal rings
	With anal rings
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:57,
	
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	 and a muck flurry
	and a muck flurry
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:59,
	
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	 80
	80
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:58,
	
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	 80 chicken McSphincters for Harters.
	80 chicken McSphincters for Harters.
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:59,
	
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	 With goatse cheese
	With goatse cheese
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:01,
	
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	 ARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH   :(
	ARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH   :(
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:04,
	
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	 2 girls served him but he only got 1 cup
	2 girls served him but he only got 1 cup
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:11,
	
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	 MAKEITSTOP MAKEITSTOP MAKEITSTOP
	MAKEITSTOP MAKEITSTOP MAKEITSTOP
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:15,
	
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	 IMAGE MARRS!!!!!!!!!
	IMAGE MARRS!!!!!!!!!
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:50,
	
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	 Ha ha. Yeah. Check he's still alive. Ha ha yeah.
	Ha ha. Yeah. Check he's still alive. Ha ha yeah. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:49,
	
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	 check em
	check em
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:51,
	
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	 we have a laugh round here don't we
	we have a laugh round here don't we
 	
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 Theoban What of it
 Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:57,
	
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	 I hope you had an iWank in their wacky bogs
	I hope you had an iWank in their wacky bogs
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:48,
	
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	 I had a wank into you mum's eyes if that helps
	I had a wank into you mum's eyes if that helps
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:49,
	
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	 I just repaired my vacuum cleaner.
	I just repaired my vacuum cleaner.
 	I am a GOD in this house right now.
Except that I can't destroy worlds; just edit ones that already exist.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:49,
	
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	 was it clogged with chicken bones?
	was it clogged with chicken bones?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:49,
	
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	 Why would it be clogged with chicken bones?
	Why would it be clogged with chicken bones?
 	You really are a bent spastic.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:50,
	
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	 because in some kinky geriatric Weston sex game you shoved the nozzle up a chicken's poop chute and sucked out it's skeleton
	because in some kinky geriatric Weston sex game you shoved the nozzle up a chicken's poop chute and sucked out it's skeleton
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:51,
	
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	 That would SHIRLEY have to be a horse
	That would SHIRLEY have to be a horse
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:51,
	
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	 I also repaired my vacuum cleaner last weekend
	I also repaired my vacuum cleaner last weekend
 	*highfives*
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:50,
	
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	 We should totally get together and talk about manly DIY type stuff.
	We should totally get together and talk about manly DIY type stuff.
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:50,
	
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	 I'm reading this as "soapy titwank"
	I'm reading this as "soapy titwank"
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:51,
	
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	 That sucks
 	tee hee
	That sucks
 	tee hee
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:51,
	
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	 groan
	groan
 	Why did I laugh at this?
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:52,
	
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	 Because you're still thinking about soapy titwanks.
	Because you're still thinking about soapy titwanks.
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:53,
	
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	 Always
	Always
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:54,
	
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	 Because.....I put it to you.....
	Because.....I put it to you.....
 	That you sir, are easily impressed.
*rests case*
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:54,
	
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	 I hoover up shit like this
	I hoover up shit like this
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:55,
	
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	 You're Dyson with death
	You're Dyson with death
 	with gags like that
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:56,
	
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	 cyclols
	cyclols
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:56,
	
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	 You can't argue with the vax.
	You can't argue with the vax.
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:57,
	
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	 Henry MOAR gags like this
	Henry MOAR gags like this 
 	and I'll report you the B3th when she wakes up
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:59,
	
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	 haha all you had to do was to put 50p into the lecy meter !!
	haha all you had to do was to put 50p into the lecy meter !!
 	
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 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa
 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:51,
	
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	 Oh, Rory.
	Oh, Rory.
 	I've missed YOU most of all.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:52,
	
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	 chicks dig my sartorial elegance babygirl
	chicks dig my sartorial elegance babygirl
 	
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 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa
 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:52,
	
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	 Oh cool, are we bullying Dozer next?
	Oh cool, are we bullying Dozer next?
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:56,
	
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	 i don't see why not
	i don't see why not
 	
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 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa
 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:58,
	
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	 Count me in
	Count me in
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:58,
	
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	 it probably needs a thread all of its own
	it probably needs a thread all of its own
 	
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 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa
 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:00,
	
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	 I think it will backfire on us
	I think it will backfire on us
 	And he would only revel in the fact that his name is being mentioned
Best we all just put him on 2.0
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:03,
	
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	 I dunno if our vacuum cleaner works, the Irish woman who cleans for us is the only one who uses it
	I dunno if our vacuum cleaner works, the Irish woman who cleans for us is the only one who uses it
 	She's not complained though so it's probably fine
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 Theoban What of it
 Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:57,
	
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	 Mine was clogged up with bits of plaster and piping
	Mine was clogged up with bits of plaster and piping
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:58,
	
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	 Did you murder the Venus de Milo?
	Did you murder the Venus de Milo?
 	
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 Theoban What of it
 Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:03,
	
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	 he gave her polonium 210
	he gave her polonium 210
 	administered, wait for it, wait for it ... 
intravenusly
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:09,
	
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	 GRONE
	GRONE
 	we do have a laugh here
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 Theoban What of it
 Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:11,
	
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	 Hahaha yeah.
	Hahaha yeah.
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:11,
	
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	 hahahahaha yeah hahahahaha
	hahahahaha yeah hahahahaha
 	
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:12,
	
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	 Yes
	Yes
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:10,
	
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	 That poor, 'armless statue...
	That poor, 'armless statue...
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:10,
	
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	 haha, we have a right laugh here don't we
	haha, we have a right laugh here don't we
 	
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:12,
	
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	 Women am puttee in his hands.
	Women am puttee in his hands. 
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:14,
	
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	 haha, we have a right laugh here don't we
	haha, we have a right laugh here don't we
 	
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:55,
	
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	 \o/
	\o/
 	WE DO NOW
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:55,
	
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	 check em
	check em
 	
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 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa
 Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:56,
	
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	 how is your anus?
	how is your anus?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:56,
	
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	 Franky.....do you remember me
	Franky.....do you remember me
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 11:57,
	
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	 WTF
	WTF
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:11,
	
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	 i.imgur.com/20RrPlZ.png
	 
 	i.imgur.com/20RrPlZ.png
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:12,
	
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	 he looks like someone i met from here once
	he looks like someone i met from here once
 	except slightly hotter
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:14,
	
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	 ARGH!
	ARGH!
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:15,
	
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	 STEVE JOBS IS NOT GOOGLES
	STEVE JOBS IS NOT GOOGLES
 	
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 glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081
 glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:02,
	
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	 I for one am glad you have cleared that one up Gluey
	I for one am glad you have cleared that one up Gluey
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:03,
	
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	 erm what
	erm what
 	
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 Theoban What of it
 Theoban What of it, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:04,
	
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	 GOD Y U KNO NOTHIN?
	GOD Y U KNO NOTHIN?
 	
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 glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081
 glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:18,
	
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	 YES HE CUNTING WELL IS
	YES HE CUNTING WELL IS
 	
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:07,
	
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	 i just did a new thread
	i just did a new thread
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 12:13,
	
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