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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I am not to blame for this hangover. I was taken drunk against my wishes.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:11, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
someone "took" you against your wishes when you were drunk?
shall i call the police and a councilor for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:12, Reply)
Some sleb in the Metro today was reported as raped
by a porter in a hotel when she was pissed. Does anyone know who she is?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:14, Reply)
Janet Street Porter

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:15, Reply)
young bird, innit.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:18, Reply)
Isn't guessing this contempt of court?
Or at the very least not nice?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:20, Reply)
woah woah what do you have to hide?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:21, Reply)
Get on with some work.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:21, Reply)
Yeah
but I want to know who got fucked by an Indian porter using a latex glove as birth control because she was so pissed she couldn't say no.

Only fair.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:21, Reply)
Must have had a penis even smaller than yours if he could use the finger of a latex glove.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:23, Reply)
He had five penises.
Hence his condom fit like a glove.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:24, Reply)
He mis-translated "making love"?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:26, Reply)
Typical asian. Coming over here, wanting multiple penises.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:26, Reply)
I heard it was the queen

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:17, Reply)
It was Thatcher. The surprise killed her.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:18, Reply)
I think you meant 'counsellor'.
No thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:14, Reply)
I think he means
someone took his alcohol away, thus preventing him avoiding a hangover in the usual way i.e. staying drunk.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:15, Reply)

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