Talking about people behind their backs.
I just got busted slagging someone off when they were standing behind me. I was explaining to a colleague that they are "a bit thick" and gave examples. Luckily they are junior but it was embarrassment all around.

Have you ever been busted in this way?

Alt: I am going tapas for dinner. Suggestions.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:43, 83 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I made a joke about Monty's conference in the last thread and now it's never going to get the attention it deserves
I HATE YOU
( Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:44, Reply)

Yeah well everyone missed my epic zing of dozer a few threads back so I HATE EVERYONE

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:46, Reply)

haha, no one cares

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:18, Reply)

what, the 'top-level DJ' one?
Do some work, we don't pay our taxes to bankroll you timewasting on here instead of typing numbers into spreadsheets.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:25, Reply)

Soz, bbz.
I will go and look now.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:47, Reply)

I fucking replied to it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:48, Reply)

No you didn't.

( Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:56, Reply)

Are you going to a Brisinda? If you aren't then go to one of them
if you're not then go for cold stuff, it's much better than their hot stuff.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:45, Reply)

Brindisa at London Bridge is the nuts
but sadly I am not going there. I am going to a place called Camino opposite the office which is very good. I love the padron peppers.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:46, Reply)

Canary Warf?
Chipirones are nice.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:49, Reply)

But not when you are raping

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:52, Reply)

Actually they've got an offer for a mixed platter and 5 beers for £30 get that.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:53, Reply)

I work on Mincing Lane.
True story.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:55, Reply)

Darth?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:55, Reply)

Oh that offer doesn't work then.
Shame.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:58, Reply)

Also worked out where you work, bot dog on its way.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:12, Reply)

Haha.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:13, Reply)

I'll attach my CV

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:14, Reply)

Oocha
Well done

Alt:
I had a scrambled egg, wild garlic and asparagus dish last time I had tapas that was quite simply NOM
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:46, Reply)

That sounds great.
I will keep an eye out for something like that.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:47, Reply)

It really was excellent
Patatas Bravas (goes without saying)
Prawns and chorizo
Spanish omelette


Ask them to recommend stuff
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:50, Reply)

I'm happy to tell you I really despise tapas.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:49, Reply)

What's not to like?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:54, Reply)

I dunno, I just find its all a bit much.
Especially as I seem to have only ever gone with morons who don't know how to order tapas.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:56, Reply)

3-4 dishes each
Done
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:57, Reply)

7-8 dishes each and a Mcdonalds on the way home

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:58, Reply)

FACT HUNT

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:58, Reply)

alt: Complain about everything and get free drinks.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:48, Reply)

THESE DISHES ARE TINY, WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING AT?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:49, Reply)

that's it gluey,
Mention some sort allergy to porcelain bowls and you're away.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:49, Reply)

Oi, facking Manuel.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:50, Reply)

I shall put my own hair in something and get a free bottle of wine.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:49, Reply)

I caught a woman sneaking glass in to a dish once, professional restaurant thief.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:50, Reply)

skillz
I'd rather just have dinner at home than trying to scam it. Cunts.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:56, Reply)

AS long as its not chorizo cowlick you'll be OK

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:50, Reply)

That cowlick is supposed to be there.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:53, Reply)

egg and chips

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:48, Reply)

Fucking loads of times.
I'm a right helmet.

On the plus side, though, I just parkour'ed on a Segway. I'm so urban.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:49, Reply)

WHY WON'T YOU ANSWER ME, WHY ARE YOU AT BENDER GOOGLE LAND?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:51, Reply)

Because much (most) of my job is online retail. I was invited by our digital marketing agency.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:06, Reply)

Digital marketing agency?
Talk about bullshit.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:07, Reply)

haha, "digital marketing agency", like that's even a thing

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:15, Reply)

These people are fucking leeches.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:16, Reply)

are you using that as a noun or an adjective?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:18, Reply)

woah check 'em

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:19, Reply)

Yes.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:19, Reply)

It swells up when its finished
/ironic
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:19, Reply)

'Digital Marketing Agency'?
If Frisbee Alan was a job, he'd be that.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:16, Reply)

Sounds like a posh phrase for fingering to me.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:18, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1936683
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:59, Reply)

Alt: have the ham

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:50, Reply)

The Beher ham is the Daddy and the Son.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:52, Reply)

Eat some

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:50, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=S06nIz4scvI&feature=youtube_gdata_player
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:52, Reply)

hahahahahahaahahahaaaa yeah

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:55, Reply)

check eat

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:59, Reply)

Very nearly
I was once fitting some IT kit for a manager I didn't like, whilst loudly slagging them off to my boss, when the door opened and in they walked.

My boss was impressed with the way I continued straight into "Hi, how are you, just finishing off here" without a break, or indeed pause for breath from the slagging off.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:52, Reply)

Yeah, I didn't manage that.
I just looked at them and we all enjoyed the silence.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:53, Reply)

*gahans*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:55, Reply)

You must have been in the wrong mode

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:57, Reply)

omgomgomgomg
hot payroll girl is bending over my colleagues desk

don'tlookdon'tlookdon'tlook

OK, she's gone now.
( Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:56, Reply)

I'm off to see one of our finance girls now
She is known as "Dallas" due to massive 80's hair and enormous melons
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:58, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqkI-yzjbU0
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:01, Reply)

\o/
(o)(o)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:04, Reply)

I love finance slags.
I got my first train blowjob from a finance slag.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:11, Reply)

She is norktastic
Proper MILF
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:13, Reply)

Dirty?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:17, Reply)

Cornish tin miner

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:18, Reply)

Sweet.
Has she got a thick Geordie accent and enjoy having pork pie smeared on her gunt?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:19, Reply)

I KNEW chompy was a girl

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:58, Reply)

I once described a guy as a "fucking dickless cunt" at a Uni bar without realising he'd just walked in behind me
Luckily it was true, he was a eunuch.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:03, Reply)

Like that scene in Ghostbusters II
in the Mayors office. You know, where the bloke from the EPA shuts down the containment grid?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:06, Reply)

Don't be a troll Stunners
Everyone knows that's in Ghostbusters
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:07, Reply)

I was getting mixed up.
GB II was with Viggo the painting and the negative smegma?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:10, Reply)

they are both shit, lets be honest

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:11, Reply)

Classics, Jean. Classics!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:12, Reply)

nah. HArd target, now that is a classic

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:13, Reply)

Classic mullet right there.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:18, Reply)

That thing where the room goes quiet at the exact moment when you say something really offensive, that happens to me a lot

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:12, Reply)

I get that in lifts.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:12, Reply)

This is surprisingly dull
and I'm too hot
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:19, Reply)

Bitch, please.
I'M hot.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:20, Reply)

I can't argue with this
Actually, I could, but my heart wouldn't be in it. And no-one on b3ta argues for the sake of it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:28, Reply)