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Talking about people behind their backs.
I just got busted slagging someone off when they were standing behind me. I was explaining to a colleague that they are "a bit thick" and gave examples. Luckily they are junior but it was embarrassment all around.
Have you ever been busted in this way?
Alt: I am going tapas for dinner. Suggestions.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:43,
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I made a joke about Monty's conference in the last thread and now it's never going to get the attention it deserves
I HATE YOU
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Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:44,
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Yeah well everyone missed my epic zing of dozer a few threads back so I HATE EVERYONE
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PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:46,
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haha, no one cares
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:18,
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what, the 'top-level DJ' one?
Do some work, we don't pay our taxes to bankroll you timewasting on here instead of typing numbers into spreadsheets.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:25,
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Soz, bbz.
I will go and look now.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:47,
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I fucking replied to it.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:48,
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No you didn't.
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Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:56,
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Are you going to a Brisinda? If you aren't then go to one of them
if you're not then go for cold stuff, it's much better than their hot stuff.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:45,
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Brindisa at London Bridge is the nuts
but sadly I am not going there. I am going to a place called Camino opposite the office which is very good. I love the padron peppers.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:46,
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Canary Warf?
Chipirones are nice.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:49,
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But not when you are raping
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:52,
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Actually they've got an offer for a mixed platter and 5 beers for £30 get that.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:53,
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I work on Mincing Lane.
True story.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:55,
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Darth?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:55,
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Oh that offer doesn't work then.
Shame.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:58,
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Also worked out where you work, bot dog on its way.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:12,
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Haha.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:13,
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I'll attach my CV
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PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:14,
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Oocha
Well done
Alt:
I had a scrambled egg, wild garlic and asparagus dish last time I had tapas that was quite simply NOM
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:46,
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That sounds great.
I will keep an eye out for something like that.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:47,
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It really was excellent
Patatas Bravas (goes without saying)
Prawns and chorizo
Spanish omelette
Ask them to recommend stuff
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:50,
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I'm happy to tell you I really despise tapas.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:49,
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What's not to like?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:54,
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I dunno, I just find its all a bit much.
Especially as I seem to have only ever gone with morons who don't know how to order tapas.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:56,
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3-4 dishes each
Done
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:57,
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7-8 dishes each and a Mcdonalds on the way home
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:58,
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FACT HUNT
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:58,
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alt: Complain about everything and get free drinks.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:48,
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THESE DISHES ARE TINY, WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING AT?
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:49,
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that's it gluey,
Mention some sort allergy to porcelain bowls and you're away.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:49,
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Oi, facking Manuel.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:50,
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I shall put my own hair in something and get a free bottle of wine.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:49,
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I caught a woman sneaking glass in to a dish once, professional restaurant thief.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:50,
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skillz
I'd rather just have dinner at home than trying to scam it. Cunts.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:56,
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AS long as its not chorizo cowlick you'll be OK
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:50,
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That cowlick is supposed to be there.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:53,
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egg and chips
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:48,
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Fucking loads of times.
I'm a right helmet.
On the plus side, though, I just parkour'ed on a Segway. I'm so urban.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:49,
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WHY WON'T YOU ANSWER ME, WHY ARE YOU AT BENDER GOOGLE LAND?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:51,
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Because much (most) of my job is online retail. I was invited by our digital marketing agency.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:06,
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Digital marketing agency?
Talk about bullshit.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:07,
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haha, "digital marketing agency", like that's even a thing
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:15,
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These people are fucking leeches.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:16,
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are you using that as a noun or an adjective?

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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:18,
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woah check 'em
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:19,
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Yes.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:19,
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It swells up when its finished
/ironic
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:19,
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'Digital Marketing Agency'?
If Frisbee Alan was a job, he'd be that.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:16,
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Sounds like a posh phrase for fingering to me.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:18,
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Alt: have the ham
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:50,
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The Beher ham is the Daddy and the Son.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:52,
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Eat some
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woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:50,
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hahahahahahaahahahaaaa yeah
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:55,
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check eat
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:59,
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Very nearly
I was once fitting some IT kit for a manager I didn't like, whilst loudly slagging them off to my boss, when the door opened and in they walked.
My boss was impressed with the way I continued straight into "Hi, how are you, just finishing off here" without a break, or indeed pause for breath from the slagging off.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:52,
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Yeah, I didn't manage that.
I just looked at them and we all enjoyed the silence.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:53,
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*gahans*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:55,
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You must have been in the wrong mode
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:57,
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omgomgomgomg
hot payroll girl is bending over my colleagues desk
don'tlookdon'tlookdon'tlook
OK, she's gone now.
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Kroney, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:56,
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I'm off to see one of our finance girls now
She is known as "Dallas" due to massive 80's hair and enormous melons
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:58,
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\o/
(o)(o)
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:04,
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I love finance slags.
I got my first train blowjob from a finance slag.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:11,
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She is norktastic
Proper MILF
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:13,
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Dirty?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:17,
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Cornish tin miner
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:18,
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Sweet.
Has she got a thick Geordie accent and enjoy having pork pie smeared on her gunt?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:19,
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I KNEW chompy was a girl
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:58,
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I once described a guy as a "fucking dickless cunt" at a Uni bar without realising he'd just walked in behind me
Luckily it was true, he was a eunuch.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:03,
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Like that scene in Ghostbusters II
in the Mayors office. You know, where the bloke from the EPA shuts down the containment grid?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:06,
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Don't be a troll Stunners
Everyone knows that's in Ghostbusters
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:07,
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I was getting mixed up.
GB II was with Viggo the painting and the negative smegma?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:10,
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they are both shit, lets be honest
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:11,
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Classics, Jean. Classics!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:12,
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nah. HArd target, now that is a classic
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:13,
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Classic mullet right there.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:18,
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That thing where the room goes quiet at the exact moment when you say something really offensive, that happens to me a lot
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:12,
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I get that in lifts.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:12,
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This is surprisingly dull
and I'm too hot
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:19,
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Bitch, please.
I'M hot.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:20,
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I can't argue with this
Actually, I could, but my heart wouldn't be in it. And no-one on b3ta argues for the sake of it.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:28,
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