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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Talking about people behind their backs.
I just got busted slagging someone off when they were standing behind me. I was explaining to a colleague that they are "a bit thick" and gave examples. Luckily they are junior but it was embarrassment all around.

Have you ever been busted in this way?

Alt: I am going tapas for dinner. Suggestions.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:43, 83 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I made a joke about Monty's conference in the last thread and now it's never going to get the attention it deserves
I HATE YOU
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:44, Reply)
Yeah well everyone missed my epic zing of dozer a few threads back so I HATE EVERYONE

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:46, Reply)
haha, no one cares

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:18, Reply)
what, the 'top-level DJ' one?
Do some work, we don't pay our taxes to bankroll you timewasting on here instead of typing numbers into spreadsheets.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:25, Reply)
Soz, bbz.
I will go and look now.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:47, Reply)
I fucking replied to it.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:48, Reply)
No you didn't.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:56, Reply)
Are you going to a Brisinda? If you aren't then go to one of them
if you're not then go for cold stuff, it's much better than their hot stuff.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:45, Reply)
Brindisa at London Bridge is the nuts
but sadly I am not going there. I am going to a place called Camino opposite the office which is very good. I love the padron peppers.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:46, Reply)
Canary Warf?
Chipirones are nice.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:49, Reply)
But not when you are raping

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:52, Reply)
Actually they've got an offer for a mixed platter and 5 beers for £30 get that.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:53, Reply)
I work on Mincing Lane.
True story.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:55, Reply)
Darth?

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:55, Reply)
Oh that offer doesn't work then.
Shame.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:58, Reply)
Also worked out where you work, bot dog on its way.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:12, Reply)
Haha.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:13, Reply)
I'll attach my CV

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:14, Reply)
Oocha
Well done

Alt:
I had a scrambled egg, wild garlic and asparagus dish last time I had tapas that was quite simply NOM
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:46, Reply)
That sounds great.
I will keep an eye out for something like that.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:47, Reply)
It really was excellent
Patatas Bravas (goes without saying)
Prawns and chorizo
Spanish omelette


Ask them to recommend stuff
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:50, Reply)
I'm happy to tell you I really despise tapas.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:49, Reply)
What's not to like?

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:54, Reply)
I dunno, I just find its all a bit much.
Especially as I seem to have only ever gone with morons who don't know how to order tapas.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:56, Reply)
3-4 dishes each
Done
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:57, Reply)
7-8 dishes each and a Mcdonalds on the way home

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:58, Reply)
FACT HUNT

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:58, Reply)
alt: Complain about everything and get free drinks.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:48, Reply)
THESE DISHES ARE TINY, WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING AT?

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:49, Reply)
that's it gluey,
Mention some sort allergy to porcelain bowls and you're away.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:49, Reply)
Oi, facking Manuel.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:50, Reply)
I shall put my own hair in something and get a free bottle of wine.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:49, Reply)
I caught a woman sneaking glass in to a dish once, professional restaurant thief.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:50, Reply)
skillz
I'd rather just have dinner at home than trying to scam it. Cunts.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:56, Reply)
AS long as its not chorizo cowlick you'll be OK

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:50, Reply)
That cowlick is supposed to be there.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:53, Reply)
egg and chips

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:48, Reply)
Fucking loads of times.
I'm a right helmet.

On the plus side, though, I just parkour'ed on a Segway. I'm so urban.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:49, Reply)
WHY WON'T YOU ANSWER ME, WHY ARE YOU AT BENDER GOOGLE LAND?

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:51, Reply)
Because much (most) of my job is online retail. I was invited by our digital marketing agency.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:06, Reply)
Digital marketing agency?
Talk about bullshit.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:07, Reply)
haha, "digital marketing agency", like that's even a thing

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:15, Reply)
These people are fucking leeches.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:16, Reply)
are you using that as a noun or an adjective?

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:18, Reply)
woah check 'em

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:19, Reply)
Yes.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:19, Reply)
It swells up when its finished
/ironic
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:19, Reply)
'Digital Marketing Agency'?
If Frisbee Alan was a job, he'd be that.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:16, Reply)
Sounds like a posh phrase for fingering to me.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:18, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1936683
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:59, Reply)
Alt: have the ham

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:50, Reply)
The Beher ham is the Daddy and the Son.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:52, Reply)
Eat some

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:50, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=S06nIz4scvI&feature=youtube_gdata_player
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:52, Reply)
hahahahahahaahahahaaaa yeah

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:55, Reply)
check eat

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:59, Reply)
Very nearly
I was once fitting some IT kit for a manager I didn't like, whilst loudly slagging them off to my boss, when the door opened and in they walked.

My boss was impressed with the way I continued straight into "Hi, how are you, just finishing off here" without a break, or indeed pause for breath from the slagging off.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:52, Reply)
Yeah, I didn't manage that.
I just looked at them and we all enjoyed the silence.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:53, Reply)
*gahans*

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:55, Reply)
You must have been in the wrong mode

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:57, Reply)
omgomgomgomg
hot payroll girl is bending over my colleagues desk

don'tlookdon'tlookdon'tlook

OK, she's gone now.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:56, Reply)
I'm off to see one of our finance girls now
She is known as "Dallas" due to massive 80's hair and enormous melons
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:58, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqkI-yzjbU0
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:01, Reply)
\o/
(o)(o)
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:04, Reply)
I love finance slags.
I got my first train blowjob from a finance slag.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:11, Reply)
She is norktastic
Proper MILF
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:13, Reply)
Dirty?

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:17, Reply)
Cornish tin miner

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:18, Reply)
Sweet.
Has she got a thick Geordie accent and enjoy having pork pie smeared on her gunt?
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:19, Reply)
I KNEW chompy was a girl

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 14:58, Reply)
I once described a guy as a "fucking dickless cunt" at a Uni bar without realising he'd just walked in behind me
Luckily it was true, he was a eunuch.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:03, Reply)
Like that scene in Ghostbusters II
in the Mayors office. You know, where the bloke from the EPA shuts down the containment grid?
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:06, Reply)
Don't be a troll Stunners
Everyone knows that's in Ghostbusters
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:07, Reply)
I was getting mixed up.
GB II was with Viggo the painting and the negative smegma?
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:10, Reply)
they are both shit, lets be honest

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:11, Reply)
Classics, Jean. Classics!

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:12, Reply)
nah. HArd target, now that is a classic

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:13, Reply)
Classic mullet right there.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:18, Reply)
That thing where the room goes quiet at the exact moment when you say something really offensive, that happens to me a lot

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:12, Reply)
I get that in lifts.

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:12, Reply)
This is surprisingly dull
and I'm too hot
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:19, Reply)
Bitch, please.
I'M hot.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:20, Reply)
I can't argue with this
Actually, I could, but my heart wouldn't be in it. And no-one on b3ta argues for the sake of it.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 15:28, Reply)

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