My pizza is in the oven,
its got great stuff all over it, and i'm really looking forward, i only ate an apple for breakfast so i'm starving.
I've also downloaded some music on recommendation from a friend, looking forward to listening to that too.

What i'd really like is some sort of idea of what i can do if i'm actually going to leave the pub trade.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 13:39, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Become a international hitman

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 13:43, Reply)

i don't want to hurt people.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 13:43, Reply)

Become an international hugman

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 13:48, Reply)

and her.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 13:47, Reply)

FUCK

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 13:49, Reply)

What are you good at?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 13:43, Reply)

i dunno, people is all I've ever done, i am good a what i do, but I can't deal with these hours any more.
I'll be honest, it's starting to effect things with me and Ladypig.
I'm good with my hands, cars, and DIY and gardening etc.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 13:49, Reply)

How much money will you need?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 13:50, Reply)

not a huge amount,
as long as i'm getting around 20k i can pay mortgage and stuff, might have to cut back a couple of luxuries, but that would be sustainable for a new start somewhere. Maybe even a little less if Ladypig is willing to help support while i retrain
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 13:51, Reply)

Retail managment?
Can be pretty great money and the big chains have good prospects. Not great hours, but better than a pub.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 13:53, Reply)

yeah, i thought about that, would at least get some of my evenings back,
but weekends are the big thing.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 13:54, Reply)

Most the places I know that aren't 24 hours
will do one on one off. Which is much better than you're getting now I assume.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 13:55, Reply)

yeah.
i will look in to that.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:02, Reply)

You could work in a petrol station
You have long hair right?
( Theoban What of it, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:25, Reply)

Man with a van: Mussel for hire.
£30/hour, i'll clean your car, help you move shit about, do a bit of gardening/DIY, get up on a ladder...etc.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 13:51, Reply)

i can't really risk going self employed with a mortgage to pay

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:00, Reply)

Can you go part time on both?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:09, Reply)

Whatcha good at that you enjoy?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 13:49, Reply)

cooking, but i'm not going back in the kitchen again,
otherwise, no real tangible stuff.cars, and DIY
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 13:53, Reply)

Get an old UPS type delivery van
Using your impressive DIY and Car fixing skills make it into a Catering van, only trade during lunch times, doing nommy pulled pork and the like at some swanky high flyer type spot


\o/ HTH \o/
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 13:59, Reply)

that would be cool,
but i don't really have the money to upfront a business.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:01, Reply)

Arrange for Monty to mug you on the way to the bank
£30K+ would get you started and Monty would think the Fiver you paid him was a kings ransom
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:02, Reply)

Market stall + BBQ + Meat

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:13, Reply)

^^ This is also a good idea ^^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:20, Reply)

Is there any scope for staying in 'the trade' but moving up the ladder, so you don't have to deal with the daily shite?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 13:57, Reply)

Someone in Weston is looking for a pub manager.
I saw it yesterday when I was searching. Of course, the only downside to that is that you'd have to live in Weston...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 13:59, Reply)

That's what he already does.
He's looking to move jobs, not move somewhere shit.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:00, Reply)

Sorry, I read 'if I'm going to leave the pub trade'
and assumed it wasn't a done deal yet.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:02, Reply)

This is the problem I've been having
Things I'm good at and things I'd like to do - not always the same.
On the plus side, though, at least you've got some employment history behind you. I've been self-employed for so long I might as well have just written "Do not employ this person" all over my CVs.
And you're under thirty, which is another bonus.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 13:58, Reply)

The under 30 thing doesn't matter.
Oh wait, I forgot you were a woman
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 13:59, Reply)

Thing is, if I'd been off raising children, that would be fine.
But working for myself? Not even getting a foot in the door :-(
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:01, Reply)

Your refusal to work anywhere else apart from Weston super Mare probably doesn't help you.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:02, Reply)

Who wouldn't want to work in WsM?
It's a thriving economic hub.

Oh, wait. No. the other one. A shit hole.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:06, Reply)

Unofficially most employers want their female employees to be past child-bearing age.
But they really prefer male employees, to be on the safe side.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:01, Reply)

I keep pointing out that I have no home ties
no kids likely to be ill, can work antisocial hours as needed, all that nonsense.
I know the situation is dire these days, and there's anything up to 200 applicants for some jobs, but I'm not even getting the courtesy of a 'fuck off' email any more. in fact, a lot of them ask you not to contact them either, so asking for feedback is out, too.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:04, Reply)

Lighty mentioned something about a job for a Bongo player not long ago

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:07, Reply)

hahaha
yeah, I could probably do that job, too.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:07, Reply)

+ using my wrinkled saggy titties.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:08, Reply)

How very dare you?
My breasts may be pendulous and saggy, but they are far from wrinkled.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:09, Reply)

Lies on the internet.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:10, Reply)

Are you working towards asking for pictures for proof?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:10, Reply)

He's met me already.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:11, Reply)

Yuk. Certainly not. Blurgh.
* Says hello to lunch again *
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:11, Reply)

When I go full-on KFC
your name and your horrendous bullying will be mentioned in my note.

You beast.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:12, Reply)

I should hope so.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:13, Reply)

Full-on as opposed to the current situation where you scoff a bargain bucket but don't actually top yourself?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:14, Reply)

Ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:14, Reply)

+ r r

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:14, Reply)

That sir is indeed TJ

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:09, Reply)

I'm sure he remembers the gif in question.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:10, Reply)

Nope.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:12, Reply)

It was a fat bird playing bongos with her boobs.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:13, Reply)

Ah.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:13, Reply)

In case you missed it first time
The link in the link is NSFW

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1911632

EDIT: Whoops it helps if I copy in the link
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:24, Reply)

What sort of jobs are you going for?
People seem to be desperate for webbies, if you're willing to spend some time learning.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 14:24, Reply)