it was touch and go at the end of marley and me

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:16, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

and go +ing cloth
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:16, Reply)

I was cryin' like a PUSSY

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:18, Reply)

Frothin'

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:21, Reply)

i read that book
it's a book about a family that rescues a really fucking ungrateful dog that shits itself and runs away all the time. i've never seen the film, but i gather it's some total shitefest romcom. how the fuck did they turn a factual book about adopting a dog into that?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:20, Reply)

It was lovely.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:22, Reply)

fucks sake what is wrong with that woman

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:24, Reply)

how long have you two been seeing each other then?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:24, Reply)

it all started when he needed his drive tarmacced

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:26, Reply)

and you thought he was after a quote
and rocked up with a full load?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:30, Reply)

Errol O'Browns later works really needed more work

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:30, Reply)

this made me laugh far more than it should have done

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:34, Reply)

Never thought it would come to this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:43, Reply)

"It started with a piss..."

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:35, Reply)