blimey, it's a bit dead on here today
what's the soppiest nickname you've ever had, or heard?

alt: is it usual for men to cry, or should they be whipped like big jessies? what last made you cry?

altalt: would you wear a sleeveless top?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:08, 75 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I only cry at the beauty of Tibet
have I mentioned my several trips there in the past?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:12, Reply)

i reckon you're a total crybaby offline

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:13, Reply)

it was touch and go at the end of marley and me

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:16, Reply)

and go +ing cloth
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:16, Reply)

I was cryin' like a PUSSY

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:18, Reply)

Frothin'

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:21, Reply)

i read that book
it's a book about a family that rescues a really fucking ungrateful dog that shits itself and runs away all the time. i've never seen the film, but i gather it's some total shitefest romcom. how the fuck did they turn a factual book about adopting a dog into that?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:20, Reply)

It was lovely.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:22, Reply)

fucks sake what is wrong with that woman

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:24, Reply)

how long have you two been seeing each other then?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:24, Reply)

it all started when he needed his drive tarmacced

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:26, Reply)

and you thought he was after a quote
and rocked up with a full load?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:30, Reply)

Errol O'Browns later works really needed more work

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:30, Reply)

this made me laugh far more than it should have done

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:34, Reply)

Never thought it would come to this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:43, Reply)

"It started with a piss..."

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:35, Reply)

Dirty Daddy Donkey!
Alt: Never. MTFU.

Altalt: Is it 1989?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:15, Reply)

*gonna parties*
*gets year wrong*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:16, Reply)

No, it's 15:17

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:16, Reply)

Yes to the 10th May, dood.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:18, Reply)

I used to use the nickname 'babe' a lot, now even just hearing someone say it makes me cringe
Alt: See no reason for it to be unusual, I just don't tend to do it often.

AltAlt: No.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:17, Reply)

Babes is a pet name not a nickname.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:19, Reply)

et ig
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:43, Reply)

That'll do

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:47, Reply)

When my little one was really ill with chickenpox
He looked so helpless :o(

AltAlt:
No, I am not JCVD
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:17, Reply)

You child owning bender.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:24, Reply)

I NO RITE
wot a puff
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:31, Reply)

You need to get out there and punch
a police horse... Reclaim you manhood in classic North East style
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:35, Reply)

All the memes about that are excellent

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:37, Reply)

Yeah like I would tell you lot
alt: I cried the first time I watched up when his wife died :(

alt:alt: I do own a few tank tops and yes I wear them
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:18, Reply)

Worst I've ever heard is "Fluffybunny"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:29, Reply)

There's a ginger broker that comes in here that everybody
calls Ginge.

True story.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:33, Reply)

We have a BTSS that work here
Big Tits, Slopy Shoulders
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:34, Reply)

perhaps the 2 things are connected

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:35, Reply)

The SS bit is her work
She's like Monty
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:36, Reply)

A fucking idiot?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:37, Reply)

*trigger fingers*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:37, Reply)

Nice.
There's a woman in another team called BOB. Big Old Bird.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:36, Reply)

you've slept with her, haven't you?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:38, Reply)

Slept with her?
He married her
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:43, Reply)

Course. They're grateful.
Aren't they?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:46, Reply)

Well...full, certainly

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:48, Reply)

There are a few in here that are fucking brilliant
but involve their real names, unfortunately
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:38, Reply)

Smithy, Jonesy, Browny...
The creativity of the North is legendary.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 16:06, Reply)

Fookin Smithy etc.
Divveny divveny hadaway an shite
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 16:09, Reply)

Never really had a soppy nickname or used one
And cant recall anyone I know ever having had one either...

Alt yeah why not, I tend to fill up at odd things though, Last one was 1st time watching Senna just suddenly hit me and I was all blubby I guess it was triggered by memories of the event at the time...

Alt alt Dear god no
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:34, Reply)

My name is Alex
I bought Brave New World to read a few years ago when I had a girlfriend
It's by 'Aldous Huxley'
She started referring to it as 'Al Does Hugs Me'
We were grownups (technically)

HAHA GAY

alt: I cry at telly and films but not at real things because I ams an emotional cripple

altalt: no vests are for Rab C. Nesbitt
( Theoban What of it, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:41, Reply)

NO REAL NAMES

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:42, Reply)

Shut it Tarquin

( Theoban What of it, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:46, Reply)

That's really lovely.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:48, Reply)

I'm so lonely now

( Theoban What of it, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:49, Reply)

excessive drinking dulls all that out

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:49, Reply)

Unless it's wine, if it's wine you start thinking it's a good idea to contact people and get all emotional
At least I do
I don't drink much wine anymore
( Theoban What of it, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:50, Reply)

I love that.
Do you want my mobile number?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:52, Reply)

Next time I'm on the wine maybe
I'll no doubt be on here telling people about my life and sobbing into a box of cheap shit tesco wine
( Theoban What of it, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:53, Reply)

OR WHINE EVEN !!!! HAH

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:53, Reply)

LOL

( Theoban What of it, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:53, Reply)

only temporarily.
I have a question for you. When did people renting property start paying non-refundable holding deposits and fees so credit checks can be performed?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:51, Reply)

I'll need that in English stunned, I can tell there's a question in there somewhere

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:52, Reply)

oh right it sort of makes sense now that I think about it, fucked if I know, there's an agency that we use to get the tenants in the first instance that's all their bag

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:54, Reply)

The Deposit Protection Scheme

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:55, Reply)

that's got nothing to do with credit checks

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:56, Reply)

fuck it 2011 when it came into force

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:57, Reply)

That's different.
That covers how the agent holds your deposit and what happens when there is a dispute over it's return.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:57, Reply)

i can look it up on google for you if you like

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:56, Reply)

Renters getting charged "holding fees" when you find a property you want. Non-refundable. So the agent cunt keeping it.
And then the property owner charges you to conduct a credit check.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:56, Reply)

oh right when you get double fucked. I'm nice and don't charge for the credit check.
It's standard practice I guess, particularly in London where you get raped for everything.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:59, Reply)

London is hard work.
I have already told two agencies no thanks and they weren't bothered in the slightest.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 16:06, Reply)

tough shit innit, rising rents and no shortage of applicants, means the agents have an easy life and don't give a fuck

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 16:09, Reply)

when letting agents
realised that property was in very high demand and therefore started acting like cunts in order for you to have the privilege of renting from them... All the service fees get paid before you even get approved for the property so they can string a few folks on at the same time and kerching
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 15:58, Reply)

WAY TO STOP THE THREAD GUYS

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 16:09, Reply)

Soz, Sporters.
Start a new one. Suggest it has a horse punching meme. Something about (drunk) morons saying or doing stoopid shit.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 16:12, Reply)

what a geordie prick

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 16:18, Reply)

Mackem prick, please

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 16:26, Reply)

Done

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 16:25, Reply)