Good morning webspazs
I recycle massive amounts of bottles and cans, I have to empty them first but that's a burden I'm nobly prepared to shoulder.

I'm in a mildly anxious mood, got a plumber here to repair the boiler in my rented flat but I'm having a bed delivered between 11:30 and 2 at the new flat. So I'm crossing my fingers it doesn't take more than 2 hours.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:06, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Update - plumber just turned down a tea or coffee
isn't that against union rules?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:08, Reply)

you must have right manky cups

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:10, Reply)

The shaven head makes you look like thug
I bet he's to scared to drink and just want's to get out ASAP
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:11, Reply)

*cracks knuckles*

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:30, Reply)

Offer him a happy finish

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:11, Reply)

is he a handsome man?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:11, Reply)

Not really
I'm no expert, though.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:27, Reply)

I had a dream that we met.
You were lovely. Then weird stuff happenrd. I won't bore you with it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:29, Reply)

This is very odd
I also dreamed of LiC last night. He was walking my dog on the riverside and it was foggy.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:31, Reply)

*adds to Dreamatron 9000 research notes*

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:33, Reply)

I was present at an in dream head shaving,
Then Paris, no dogs though. Or fog.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:33, Reply)

Did you watch my head shaving video? Disturbing stuff.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:40, Reply)

no, i didn't,
but i created a rather disturbing image of it in my mind apparently.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:42, Reply)

Are you shooting a porn flick?
Plumbers tend to feature in them.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:13, Reply)

Needs MOAR mullet and moustache

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:17, Reply)

They also tend to feature when people's boilers are fucked
and the boiler is actually a water heater rather than some heavily made up middle-aged woman.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:28, Reply)

There's an advert at the moment with one of the
Loose Women talking about replacing old boilers.
I think it's done ironically, but I can't be sure.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:30, Reply)

Imma let you finish

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:30, Reply)

Hahahaha thanks.
Return key is not shift key.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:31, Reply)

He's worried that if he does much wore wiggling on it
it might split. Trying to get in touch with the landlord for permission.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:34, Reply)

Is this a porn reference?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:50, Reply)

God I hope not

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:56, Reply)

Only if he is renting a cock...

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:58, Reply)

*Mr Claypoles*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:58, Reply)

hahaha!
Gadzcocks!
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:03, Reply)