Talking of robots, why couldn't C3PO run?
And instead of fitting R2D2 with rockets that would require constant refueling so that he could get up the stairs, why didn't they fit him with bigger fucking wheels?

Robots, man. Fucking shit. All of them.

Somebody name me a good robot before I get angry.
( Kroney, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:27, 25 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Too much Fi and not enough Sci, eh?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:28, Reply)

Metal Mickey

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:29, Reply)

Johnny 5

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:30, Reply)

Johnny 5. OK, that's a good answer.

( Kroney, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:31, Reply)

We need more input into this question

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:32, Reply)

Mecha-Streisand

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:31, Reply)

Robota Flak

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:31, Reply)

rofling

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:32, Reply)

ED-209

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:31, Reply)

Wasn't the entire "joke" about ED-209
that it was stupid and kept breaking down? Posterboy for the shit, useless robot, right there.
( Kroney, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:34, Reply)

You had 20 seconds to comply
Not 3 fucking minutes
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:35, Reply)

No-No

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:32, Reply)

One of the most annoying robots ever

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:38, Reply)

Theres no limit to how annoying

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:39, Reply)

'cute' robots are always annoying.
As are 'cute' kids.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:40, Reply)

Kraftwerk

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:32, Reply)

Andrioda Winbush

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:32, Reply)

Wall-E

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:33, Reply)

K-9

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:34, Reply)

Bender

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:34, Reply)

cunt

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:35, Reply)

Metal Gear Rex

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:34, Reply)

Maximilian

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:35, Reply)

I would say Optimus Prime
But that’s not even in my top ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:35, Reply)

Sgt Bash.
Although I'd imagine he has since been promoted.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:35, Reply)

Robbie

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:36, Reply)

Matilda

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:36, Reply)

The Terminator

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:36, Reply)

Ash - Bukakke King

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:36, Reply)

Bishop

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:36, Reply)

+ goddamn youooo!!

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:48, Reply)

Andrew Marr

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:38, Reply)

rew roid
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:44, Reply)

PRICKBOT on /talk was pretty funny for a while

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:40, Reply)

Also, is someone going to start a new thread, or what?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:40, Reply)

DATA
I will win because he's a Trekky
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:42, Reply)

He's not a robot, silly
/sad trekkie overreaction.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:43, Reply)

I thought he was?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:45, Reply)

hi beth, can you just confirm for me that you actually begged rob to be made a moderator on offtopic
thx in advance
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:45, Reply)

Fucking hell you're even sadder than I thought you were.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:47, Reply)

The teachers from Class of 1999
Pam Grier was one of them
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 12:49, Reply)