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Gaaaaay.

(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 16:52, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
Hang on, not that one.

(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 16:53, Reply)
You mean delicious.
Which sounds a bit gay.
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 16:55, Reply)
...aaaaand we're back to 'gay'.
How's it going, me old pal?
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 16:57, Reply)
s'alright thanks
really busy at work, plus this place has got proper shit recently.

How's you?
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 16:58, Reply)
Fucking A1 ta.
It really is uber-bent in here nowadays innit. Business as usual eh.
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:00, Reply)
I've got an evening pass to go and see Andy Cairns at the Borderline in May
I'm considering being really cheeky and seeing if I can sneak in early for a quick Tayyabs/Needoo first.
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:02, Reply)
I read that as Andy Crane
And wondered what he did after the broom cupboard.
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:04, Reply)
Played gigs at the Borderline.

(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:05, Reply)
I suspect he's still in there.
Being bummed half to death by Andy 'Andi' Peters.
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:05, Reply)
The last Needoo I had was one of the best I've ever had.
Them niggaz is KILLIN IT bruv.
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:06, Reply)
I could just go there on my own
order two large portions of dry meat and two portions of lamb chops and then wallow in my own filth all night.
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:09, Reply)
I've done a solo Tayyabs a couple of times before.
They gave me a large dry meat once by mistake and told me to keep it. I ate the fucking lot and felt most unwell, yet strangely triumphant when I polished it off.
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:11, Reply)
It would be a very difficult choice if you could only have one dish and have to chose between the chops & the dry meat.
Tough call. Not sure what I would do. Maybe the chops.
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:13, Reply)
Why would that situation ever occur though?

(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:14, Reply)
Hypothetical innit.

(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:18, Reply)
Pretty stupid to think about things like that though
It's like saying "What if you were in a room with Monty and you only had two CDs and they were both things that he liked, which one would you play?"

Never gonna happen.
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:21, Reply)
Ok, put it another way. Which do you prefer; dry meat or chops?

(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:28, Reply)
Dry meat for me.
The thought of walking out of there not having had any is most distressing, hypothetical or not. I just need to get my spastic kid over her aversion to chilis so I get her down there.
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:22, Reply)
She doesn't like chillies? Was it really worth all that effort to see her?

(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:27, Reply)
Who'd have ever thought a child wouldn't have had the chance to grow their plate to include spicey food by age 5

(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:29, Reply)
Terrible parenting.

(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:30, Reply)
I hope you rub tasbasco into your wife's nipples to get mini al accustomed nice and early

(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:31, Reply)
Why would Al's child go anywhere near my wife's tits?
You bent spastic.
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:33, Reply)
I'm on my phone and its very bright out here alright?

(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:34, Reply)
* belms *

(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:35, Reply)
I had a customer called Mrs Bellm the other day.
And today, one called Richard Hannay. What kind of cunt parents must he have?
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:37, Reply)
Dick hanney? I dunt geddit

(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:38, Reply)

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(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:39, Reply)
He is John Buchan's literary hero.
No reason why those classic adventure stories, one of which (The 39 Steps) has only been made into what I think is FOUR film versions at the last count, would have come up on your radar, I suppose.
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:41, Reply)
I think I read that once at school

(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:42, Reply)
It's kind of like being called Bond and naming your son James

(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:46, Reply)
Four film versions and a current West End production,
posters of which are plastered all over the Tube network.
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:47, Reply)
Oh Nakers :o(

(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:50, Reply)
The fucking Deacon.

(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:50, Reply)

Such a bent spastic.
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:42, Reply)
Most bent of all the spastics.

(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:45, Reply)
Oh Nakers. Nakers, Nakers Nakers......
*shakes head sadly*
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:36, Reply)
My brain is fucking fried an I've to shit loads to do when I get home : (

(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:37, Reply)
I buy my plates fully-grown from John Lewis, I don't make my kid grow them.

(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:38, Reply)
I thought dinner plates grew up from side plate?

(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:40, Reply)
hahah u iz well posh, side plates? wot r they??????

(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:41, Reply)

John Lewis

Poundland
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:41, Reply)
It really is shit here these days.

(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:03, Reply)
It's so shit I'm actually glad to see you're here Jeff.
How are you? How's the mrs?
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:04, Reply)
It's bullies like you that ruin the Internet for others.
But in answer to your question, everything is fine and dandy thanks.
(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:08, Reply)
Glad to hear it.

(, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:09, Reply)

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