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Gaaaaay.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 16:52,
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Hang on, not that one.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 16:53,
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You mean delicious.
Which sounds a bit gay.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 16:55,
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...aaaaand we're back to 'gay'.
How's it going, me old pal?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 16:57,
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s'alright thanks
really busy at work, plus this place has got proper shit recently.
How's you?
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Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 16:58,
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Fucking A1 ta.
It really is uber-bent in here nowadays innit. Business as usual eh.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:00,
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I've got an evening pass to go and see Andy Cairns at the Borderline in May
I'm considering being really cheeky and seeing if I can sneak in early for a quick Tayyabs/Needoo first.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:02,
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I read that as Andy Crane
And wondered what he did after the broom cupboard.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:04,
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Played gigs at the Borderline.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:05,
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I suspect he's still in there.
Being bummed half to death by Andy 'Andi' Peters.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:05,
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The last Needoo I had was one of the best I've ever had.
Them niggaz is KILLIN IT bruv.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:06,
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I could just go there on my own
order two large portions of dry meat and two portions of lamb chops and then wallow in my own filth all night.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:09,
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I've done a solo Tayyabs a couple of times before.
They gave me a large dry meat once by mistake and told me to keep it. I ate the fucking lot and felt most unwell, yet strangely triumphant when I polished it off.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:11,
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It would be a very difficult choice if you could only have one dish and have to chose between the chops & the dry meat.
Tough call. Not sure what I would do. Maybe the chops.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:13,
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Why would that situation ever occur though?
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Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:14,
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Hypothetical innit.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:18,
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Pretty stupid to think about things like that though
It's like saying "What if you were in a room with Monty and you only had two CDs and they were both things that he liked, which one would you play?"
Never gonna happen.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:21,
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Ok, put it another way. Which do you prefer; dry meat or chops?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:28,
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Dry meat for me.
The thought of walking out of there not having had any is most distressing, hypothetical or not. I just need to get my spastic kid over her aversion to chilis so I get her down there.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:22,
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She doesn't like chillies? Was it really worth all that effort to see her?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:27,
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Who'd have ever thought a child wouldn't have had the chance to grow their plate to include spicey food by age 5
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:29,
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Terrible parenting.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:30,
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I hope you rub tasbasco into your wife's nipples to get mini al accustomed nice and early
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:31,
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Why would Al's child go anywhere near my wife's tits?
You bent spastic.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:33,
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I'm on my phone and its very bright out here alright?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:34,
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* belms *
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:35,
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I had a customer called Mrs Bellm the other day.
And today, one called Richard Hannay. What kind of cunt parents must he have?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:37,
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Dick hanney? I dunt geddit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:38,
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He is John Buchan's literary hero.
No reason why those classic adventure stories, one of which (The 39 Steps) has only been made into what I think is FOUR film versions at the last count, would have come up on your radar, I suppose.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:41,
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I think I read that once at school
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:42,
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It's kind of like being called Bond and naming your son James
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:46,
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Four film versions and a current West End production,
posters of which are plastered all over the Tube network.
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Kroney, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:47,
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Oh Nakers :o(
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:50,
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The fucking Deacon.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:50,
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Such a bent spastic.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:42,
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Most bent of all the spastics.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:45,
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Oh Nakers. Nakers, Nakers Nakers......
*shakes head sadly*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:36,
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My brain is fucking fried an I've to shit loads to do when I get home : (
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:37,
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I buy my plates fully-grown from John Lewis, I don't make my kid grow them.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:38,
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I thought dinner plates grew up from side plate?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:40,
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hahah u iz well posh, side plates? wot r they??????
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:41,
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John LewisPoundland
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:41,
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It really is shit here these days.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:03,
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It's so shit I'm actually glad to see you're here Jeff.
How are you? How's the mrs?
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Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:04,
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It's bullies like you that ruin the Internet for others.
But in answer to your question, everything is fine and dandy thanks.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:08,
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Glad to hear it.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Apr 2013, 17:09,
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