I've just been in the board room supporting the CEO and his global directors.
Unsurprisingly, the CEO was of forceful personality. However, the scariest by far was female. Why are powerful women so draconian? That is the question I would ask to a battery of eminent psychologists, both living and dead, along with the follow up "Am I quivering out of pants-shitting terror or suppressed desire and, since I am a grown man, why?"
( Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:00, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

they are over compensating for their genetic weaknesses

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:04, Reply)

Isn't it because, in order to succeed in male-dominated environments, they over-compensate by being complete ball breaking bitches.
The confusion arises from you finding the fear it invokes within you a massive turn on.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:04, Reply)

pussy, always remember you can beat the shit out of her in a fight
unless shes a tubber
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:05, Reply)

They overdo it because they feel they need to to 'level the playing field' and as such act like massive cunts because inside they lack confidence.
And are blobbing, obv.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:06, Reply)

Oh, I should have guessed about the blobbing.
You know me, Monts, I'm a natural feminist.
( Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:07, Reply)

Me too, I love women.
With their sexy tits and all that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:07, Reply)

ANDREW MARR makes them act that way

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:06, Reply)

because they have to be
after a lifetime of men being sexist and using words like "blobbing" and "babybrain"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:08, Reply)

Sounds like somebody else is blobbing.

( Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:09, Reply)

She can't hear you over the sound of her biological clock ticking.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:10, Reply)

Swipe's must be banging away like Big Ben's clock, by now.
Poor love.
( Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:14, Reply)

The "bloop" was actually her womb crying out for spunk

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:15, Reply)

actually it's st stephen's clock, you ignoramus
that's the name of the tower
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:15, Reply)

Big Ben is the name of the bell, you idiot.
Therefore, Big Ben's clock is correct. Or, at least, acceptable.
( Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:19, Reply)

Go easy on her - not only is she likely to be blobbing, but those eggs are in limited supply now.
Poor thing will probably have a little weep in the bogs later.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:21, Reply)

She'll have to bake a menopause cake soon
It’s a bit dry… why’s there no jam? Did you run out of eggs?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:23, Reply)

bring that shit ON
i've seen what my brothers' lives are like with kids. one of them has to pretend he is constipated just to get 10 minutes alone in the bathroom. and then his daughter will say wonderingly, "daddy's poos never smell."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:27, Reply)

it's certainly the name of my bell

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:22, Reply)

Mine's Helmut, which is lol on two levels
Firstly "lol nob gag"
Secondly, I'm French and easily dominated by the desires of my German overlords.
( Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:24, Reply)

Isn't it the Queen Elizabeth tower, since the Jubilee?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:26, Reply)

not according to the pub quiz i went to, the other week

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:27, Reply)

Did you complain?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:33, Reply)