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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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And you can sort of hold a conversation with them
But before that it's all shitting, puking, being shit, being stupid. Waste of everyone's time
( , Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:26, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You've only got a kid because your wife told you how great it would be, and as you can't think for yourself, your brain tells you you're loving it, but deep down, somewhere in that mushy brain pan of yours, is a spark of doubt. My advice is steer clear of acid and steroids.
( , Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:33, Reply)

8 years of making sure they don't get nicked or groped or run over
7 years of spots and angst and sweat and furtive wanking and refusing to talk to you because they hate you and it's all your fault and they didn't ask to be born
3 years of paying through the nose when they fuck off to uni
( , Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:37, Reply)

( , Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:38, Reply)

I dunno about you but I'm topping meself when I start getting infirm, fuck that noise.
( , Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:39, Reply)

there is no way that spewing out a piece of crotchfruit means that it will even like you when it gets older, never mind be grateful enough to return the piss/shit-wiping favour
( , Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:41, Reply)

They keep insisting I come and visit, and I know it's just a ruse, they'll run away and leave me with the pukey little wanker.
( , Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:30, Reply)

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