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( , Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:40, 66 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I would be unstopable.
( , Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:52, Reply)

But I'm already at work, and it doesn't look like I'm getting out of here until at least 1am.
( , Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:58, Reply)

Poor sod.
Well she won't be poor on payday I suppose.
( , Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:59, Reply)

Still, hopefully not for too much longer.
( , Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:00, Reply)

( , Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:04, Reply)

If I was single and that it'd be ok, but my priorities have changed. I'll be one of you 9 to 5 cunts one day soon.
( , Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:05, Reply)

Means if I pass, I get a job with my own van. MY OWN VAN!
( , Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:10, Reply)

you'll have to go home.
( , Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:11, Reply)

Working as a senior manager but not being paid like one.
( , Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:05, Reply)

A few bumper pay packets and I should imagine her employers will try to put an end to it.
( , Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:10, Reply)

tacowars.eventbrite.co.uk/#
It'll be full of cunts but I do like a taco, I ent even lying bruv
( , Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:53, Reply)

( , Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:56, Reply)

www.jjbcreative.com/images/uploads/44/35russellgrant0205__medium.jpg
( , Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:00, Reply)

such an easy way to make money. 10 tacos and two warm beers and people pay £35 as long as you call it a tweet up.
( , Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:55, Reply)

Anything that calls itself a tweet up, charges £35 for an eating experience designed to massage the egos of a bunch of chefs and then signs off with "may the sauce be with you" is bound to be attended by a jabbering throng of spastics so bent that they can touch their own arseholes with their cocks whilst singing "I will survive" in the style of Joey Deacon. For that reason, I'm out.
( , Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:09, Reply)

Picking up the nipper at 7 tonight, dropping her back off home 11am Sun. *Henmans*
( , Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:00, Reply)

Well done.
( , Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:02, Reply)

Or has she finally wised up to the fact that the threat of legal action isn't just a bit of paper you wiped your arse on and casually tossed in her direction?
( , Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:04, Reply)

Or cares, for that matter.
I think it's finally dawned on her that she can have her social life back, stop me complaining and, most important of all, make her child happy, all by simply stopping being a complete cunt once in a while.
( , Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:06, Reply)

Fuck your own feelings, it's the kid that's the important thing.
( , Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:14, Reply)

Some people are selfish cunts, and those who would put petty revenge above a childs happiness are the most selfish cunts of all.
Hanging's too good for 'em, guv.
( , Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:19, Reply)

I like goose but I don't think it's very good value for money.
( , Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:06, Reply)

Lovely fat but there ain't a lot of meat on 'em eh.
( , Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:06, Reply)

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