Before I went to bed last night I pulled my boxers off.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:40, 66 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

"You spoil those dogs", said Lusty

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:40, Reply)

Velcro, eh? What a ripoff.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:43, Reply)

*facepalms*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:46, Reply)

plz dye x

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:48, Reply)

Imagine if I did die.
How would you feel then eh?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:50, Reply)

I would assume I had the power over life and death on the internet.
I would be unstopable.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:52, Reply)

I shall make it my business to remain alive then

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:58, Reply)

Calm down Gloria Gaynor

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:00, Reply)

Morning Boyce.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:46, Reply)

Good morning Winders.
How are you today?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:47, Reply)

so far so good
But I'm already at work, and it doesn't look like I'm getting out of here until at least 1am.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:58, Reply)

Lusty did 14.5h yesterday and had to be in by 8 today.
Poor sod.

Well she won't be poor on payday I suppose.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:59, Reply)

I'm on a fucking salary, so I'll still be poor.
Still, hopefully not for too much longer.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:00, Reply)

This is (one of) the reasons I left the hospitality trade.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:03, Reply)

left the hospitality spend my nights mincing about in woodland looking for
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:04, Reply)

Getting better luck in urban areas these days.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:05, Reply)

yeah, I'm getting out, Fuck this shit.
If I was single and that it'd be ok, but my priorities have changed. I'll be one of you 9 to 5 cunts one day soon.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:05, Reply)

I'm not sitting here 'til five o'clock, fuck that.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:06, Reply)

one of the courses I am looking at,
Means if I pass, I get a job with my own van. MY OWN VAN!
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:10, Reply)

Well yeah, the threads on here will be well long by then,
you'll have to go home.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:11, Reply)

I nearly fucked off when this one went over 50 replies.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:23, Reply)

She's caught in the middle at the moment.
Working as a senior manager but not being paid like one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:05, Reply)

she's better off on a decent hourly.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:05, Reply)

At the moment she is.
A few bumper pay packets and I should imagine her employers will try to put an end to it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:10, Reply)

And this is one of the other reasons.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:06, Reply)

what do you reckon to this?
tacowars.eventbrite.co.uk/#

It'll be full of cunts but I do like a taco, I ent even lying bruv
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:53, Reply)

Them hard shelled Tacos can fuck the fuck off

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:55, Reply)

There's an excellent place by Charing X station that does proper puffy round open ones

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:56, Reply)

www.jjbcreative.com/images/uploads/44/35russellgrant0205__medium.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:00, Reply)

tee hee

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:01, Reply)

officeLOL

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:03, Reply)

This sort of shit is hilarious
such an easy way to make money. 10 tacos and two warm beers and people pay £35 as long as you call it a tweet up.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:55, Reply)

the fucks a tweat up?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:59, Reply)

It's like a bash but for more attractive people.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:00, Reply)

Sounds shit.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:01, Reply)

Just cos they wouldn't let you in, you fucking uggo.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:03, Reply)

I wouldn't want to go anyway cos it would be well shit.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:04, Reply)

Yeah, course.
Course.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:05, Reply)

Sorry, I've just looked at the link.
Anything that calls itself a tweet up, charges £35 for an eating experience designed to massage the egos of a bunch of chefs and then signs off with "may the sauce be with you" is bound to be attended by a jabbering throng of spastics so bent that they can touch their own arseholes with their cocks whilst singing "I will survive" in the style of Joey Deacon. For that reason, I'm out.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:09, Reply)

and it's in Dalston.
Where the world's biggest wankers hang out.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:11, Reply)

I'm guessing here, but I should imagine it's utterly bent.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:02, Reply)

well, yes.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:03, Reply)

An attractive looking Yorkshire sheep?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:04, Reply)

Woo. Almost the weekend.
Just saying, like.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:58, Reply)

alright Jeff.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:59, Reply)

U no dat bruv.
Picking up the nipper at 7 tonight, dropping her back off home 11am Sun. *Henmans*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:00, Reply)

Things have evidently moved on in the Boyce access saga then.
Well done.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:02, Reply)

Transformed beyond all recognition, dear boy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:02, Reply)

Nice one. Has your ex had a personality transplant?
Or has she finally wised up to the fact that the threat of legal action isn't just a bit of paper you wiped your arse on and casually tossed in her direction?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:04, Reply)

Who knows?
Or cares, for that matter.

I think it's finally dawned on her that she can have her social life back, stop me complaining and, most important of all, make her child happy, all by simply stopping being a complete cunt once in a while.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:06, Reply)

It's a victory for common sense is what it is.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:11, Reply)

You are so right.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:12, Reply)

I've never understood the whole parents no longer together but one of them being a right cunt to the other thing.
Fuck your own feelings, it's the kid that's the important thing.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:14, Reply)

And therein lies the problem
Some people are selfish cunts, and those who would put petty revenge above a childs happiness are the most selfish cunts of all.
Hanging's too good for 'em, guv.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:19, Reply)

yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:02, Reply)

\o/

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:03, Reply)

HONK!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 8:59, Reply)

TWO HOURS LATER

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:03, Reply)

can't see that soz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:04, Reply)

It's a cooked goose.
I like goose but I don't think it's very good value for money.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:06, Reply)

Half the weight is fat innit.
Lovely fat but there ain't a lot of meat on 'em eh.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:06, Reply)

Quite.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:11, Reply)

yeah i can see that now, what wizardry is this?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:06, Reply)

The rain has gone

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:14, Reply)

Sorry to stomp old chap, but I've started a new thread, to tell you all that I am getting divorced.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:14, Reply)

HAHAHA!

( Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:23, Reply)