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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Here's a gif to cheer you all up on your return to work.
I'm not working today, so I'll get some high-end gaming done. What are you doing instead of working?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 8:40,
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Sitting around getting my thread stomped by fatwife renters, mainly.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 8:41,
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You should have more kitynz in your threads then bro.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 8:43,
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Do you think those cats work in a paw centre? (
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 8:45,
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Here you are Jeff, this'll gladden your heart.We were wondering what Cavy had been up to...well here's her weekend with some friends.
uk.ign.com/face-off/c2e2-2013-cosplay-battle?abthid=517d72a27f8d32137f00000a
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 9:28,
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I think my favourite is the 'Catwoman' who's just put on a black top and jeans and then added a mask.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 9:35,
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Yer but I have steampunk goths and sci fi pricks in mine.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 8:45,
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I'm gonna trump you both with some nyommy caykes and imaginary tea in a minute.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 8:49,
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Oh fuck there's no comeback to that.OK you win.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 8:50,
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Fucking hell, he's playing that one early.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 9:21,
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I listened to some well gay folk music over the weekend.It was fucking well quend innit.
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You should've listened to my album instead!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 8:53,
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that's the album I meant!I torrented the fucked as well. Only way to get it heard innit.
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I put it up on a 'file sharing' 'web site' and then 'tweeted' the link to every single person on earth, including 'Justin Bieber'.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 9:02,
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We already offer a free download to any 'Beliebers'(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 9:03,
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I'm waiting for the thread from Battered, telling us how great Poland is, before I reply today(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 8:51,
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I'd like to hear more about how wealthy he is.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 8:53,
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He seems to be somewhat divorced from reality sometimes.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 8:54,
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At the risk of sounding like Lokers here, that's a really cunning pun isn't it?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 9:22,
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It is indeed.Glad someone's awake in here.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 9:37,
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I tell you what, it's a mystery to me as to why poor old Battered is getting a divorce, I hear the little fella's got an assest of two of great benefit to The Ladies.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 9:55,
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Polish wealthy isn't REAL wealth.Turnips are not really a valid currency outside of Eastern Europe.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 29 Apr 2013, 8:59,
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Those bull-necked Slavs can't be trusted with real money, stuj.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 9:03,
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So 1 zloty is about 18p. They have the groszy, 100 of which equal 1 zloty.Almost worthless.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 9:37,
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Yeah, but you DO get to play with Grrry.:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:23,
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Being at work whilst dossing around on the internet.:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 29 Apr 2013, 8:58,
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You going to 'spoons with Quentin?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 9:05,
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You're falling way behind Chompy.His was spent in Milton Keynes.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 9:23,
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I dont believe that Milton Keynes really exists.It's like some sort of paradise.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:25,
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I’m speculating on whether Nakers is still Mark Almonds bitch this morning (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 9:10,
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It seems that Swipe's ex has a lot to answer for:www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-22335085
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 9:30,
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I'd like to see this worked into her sitcom about a London-based thirtysomething 'feisty' lady lawyer who just can't find the right man.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 9:32,
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If she hadn't spent so much time trying to convince him he wasn't a shirtlifter then he could have concentrated on his job.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 9:36,
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It's the shareholders I feel sorry for(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 9:36,
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Chompy doesn't. When he's busy not working he's moaning about how everything should be owned by the state. Apparently it's a disgrace that people should make money from investing in shares.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 9:39,
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I wish I had the cash to do that these daysMade quite a bit of cash a few years ago
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 9:40,
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Hopefully the housing market will collapse leaving hundreds of thousands of people homelessThat would be great.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 9:40,
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I'd prefer it if an anti-homebrew terrorist group blew up Milton Keynes(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 9:41,
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And hopping mad(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 9:44,
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Dunno, he seems like quite a stout chap. Probably get a job as a porter.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 9:45,
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I still reckon he will wine about it(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 9:45,
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He's no barrel of laughs, thats for sure(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 9:47,
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Except a collapse in prices wouldn't leave people homelessIt would leave, some people unable to move house due to being in negative equity, but they wouldn't suddenly lose their houses
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I did notice this article this morningmetro.co.uk/2013/04/29/hometrack-demand-sends-house-prices-back-to-pre-crash-peak-3685232/
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 9:48,
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How will this ever help out Milton Keynes hero reach that vital first step on the property ladder?(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 9:50,
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Could you pay your deposit with pound coins?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 9:51,
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Or slightly warm, faintly whiffy tenners?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 9:52,
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I'll bow to your expertise in the field of sex workers at this point.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:15,
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Your input here has really enhanced my joke at Chompy's expense.It's very funny, thanks for posting!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 9:53,
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That Al.What a fucking cunt.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:07,
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:(Next you'll accuse me of taking pleasure in other peoples misfortunes.
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I noticed that Sky One are doing a behind the scenes documentary on Greggs'More than meets the pie'.
I'm sure it'll be riveting.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 9:42,
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I'm off to a conference, followed by an awards dinner. I'm planning to get trashed.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 9:47,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 9:48,
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last year, Arthur (assistant at another pub) was removed and disciplined for punching 3 area managers I'm aiming to beat that.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 29 Apr 2013, 9:51,
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Beating being literalHave you managed to line anything else up yet, job wise?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 9:52,
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I proper lolled at the news on Saturday.The police tazered some guy who had doused himself with petrol. Result.....
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 9:58,
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When you say conferenceDo you mean 'a bigger pub with a function room and skittle alley?'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 9:59,
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Hello WP, I was in Oxford with og at the weekend.I did briefly wonder which was yours, but I think I would have been too intimidated by your flowing ginger locks to actually go in, even if I did know. I'd get all tongue-tied and shuffle my shoes and mumble.
Anyway, I needed a wee and it seems Oxford pub bogs are a dangerous place to be.
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Kroney, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:01,
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I was in a curry house in Oxford once and found a family living in the bogsOur reporter made his excuses and left after that
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:04,
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What is it with that city?The more I hear about it, the more it sounds like Detroit.
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Kroney, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:08,
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if they were reduced to that, they can't have been very flush(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:12,
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If you inciston making jokes like this, I'm going(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:15,
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it was pretty bog-standard post, no need to get funny about it(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:16,
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He's one of the cruddiest posters on /OT(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:21,
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The country needs to wipe the debt away as soon as possible.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:16,
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hey, no need to smear the good name of this great nation(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:18,
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Don't get carried away now.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:45,
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Yeah, way to stop sporty from having a curry, OxfordCUNTS
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:20,
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ULTIMATE VICTORY FOR THE LOVELY WIN PUG!:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:26,
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The Earl of Wessex is visiting my place of work todayI am hiding far away as I have a friend who was at Cambridge with him and swears that his very gay mate Perry had gay sex with the definitely not gay son of Her Majesty The Queen, and I am sure if I say in my office I will say something or laugh when he visits.
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Peej, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 10:28,
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