I like France.
Alt: no.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Apr 2013, 15:22, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

i like a lot of their cheese
not brie though. that white chewy rindy shit can go fist itself right in the canonbear.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 15:23, Reply)

I read that as canoebear for some reason

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 15:23, Reply)

I also liked France

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 15:23, Reply)

Can I shock you?
I like France.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 15:24, Reply)

I can feel one in the stink

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 15:24, Reply)

did you not burn the back of your neck?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 15:24, Reply)

?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 15:25, Reply)

oh come on, you must get this reference?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 15:26, Reply)

I got it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 15:28, Reply)

phew

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 15:29, Reply)

nope

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 15:30, Reply)

see, I've seen it posted here often enough, but I don't know it's origins.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Apr 2013, 15:32, Reply)

/talk

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 15:35, Reply)

I fear /talk

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 15:36, Reply)

no reason to, they're a lovely bunch

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 15:40, Reply)

YM can fear talk too, hinny.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 15:41, Reply)

my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 15:30, Reply)

Almost as good as:
b3ta.com/questions/randomactsofevil/post1537114#post1537152
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 15:32, Reply)

i think jacob dyer is even worse

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 15:33, Reply)

Treeki was brilliant
He should post more.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 15:41, Reply)

that's some of the best sarcasm ever

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 15:48, Reply)

*googles*
WTF?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 15:32, Reply)

it's a b3ta thing
google can't help you now
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 15:33, Reply)

I didn't like it :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 15:28, Reply)

do you not like it anymore?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Apr 2013, 15:25, Reply)

Not today, no

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 15:25, Reply)

what did France do to upset you?
Want me to punch France for you?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Apr 2013, 15:31, Reply)

France is the original smelly slut.

( Kroney, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 15:32, Reply)

this should be your new sig
with the theme tune from "friends"

smelly slut, smelly slut
what are they feeding you?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 15:34, Reply)

I've decided I don't like London.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Apr 2013, 15:42, Reply)

Tell me why




tee hee
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 15:43, Reply)

nice

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 15:48, Reply)

what? why? london rocks!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 15:44, Reply)

expensive, smelly, full of people dressed like wankers, the tube is full of tourists,
I think if I lived there, and knew the best ways to get places and the good places to go I'd be alright, but as a visitor uninterested in the normal architecture gawking, I just feel like I'm getting fleeced.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Apr 2013, 15:47, Reply)

It's a better place to live in than to visit

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 15:48, Reply)

I think it would be a great place to live if you were fabulously wealthy.
No point being in the best city in the world if you can't do anything.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 15:50, Reply)

There are loads of free things to do
I mean fucking LOADS. It cracks me up the way vast sums are ploughed into giving London kids stuff to - try growing up in Winchester you fucking knobs. Apart from drinking, drugs and sex there was literally NOTHING to do in your teenage years. Apart from starting a band. Luckily for me those were the only things I was interested in anyway so it worked out just fine.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 15:57, Reply)

see, you say there are loads of things, but I don't know about them.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Apr 2013, 16:06, Reply)

Free gigs, art galleries, museums, courses, classes, beautiful parks.....
It's lucky for me that there are such things cos I am well broke and keeping my kid entertained would ruin me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 16:10, Reply)

I guess not everyone can be lucky enough to grow up in Coventry.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 16:07, Reply)

i lived here on £100 a week as a student in 1996
and i live here now on my salary, and i've had a lot of fun both ways. there's always something different to do if you want it. always.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 16:02, Reply)

Student life is very different though.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 16:08, Reply)

100 a week is quite a lot.
Unless of course you're paying rent out of it, then it's Fuck all.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Apr 2013, 16:10, Reply)

These sound like the same things that the people who live there complain about.
EDIT apart from Monty
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 15:49, Reply)

I love London I can't believe it's been Two years since I last had a weekend at the capital

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 15:55, Reply)

If you could punch it right in the La Rochelle please, that would be grand

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 15:33, Reply)

Runny poo and tears

( Kroney, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 15:33, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1949135
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 15:35, Reply)

and you
you need a new sig. you've had that one forever.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 15:35, Reply)

You are right

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 15:35, Reply)

well go on then...
how about "swipe is amazing, i love swipe" ?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 15:42, Reply)

no lies in sigs.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Apr 2013, 15:42, Reply)

at least you're not a hypocrite...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 15:44, Reply)

I forgot about my sig. :(

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Apr 2013, 15:48, Reply)