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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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just to liven the place up a bit
how about we all name our favourite kind of cake
i'll go first!
i love a good carrot cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 20:24, 79 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
nommy pulled chorizo cayke of course, durh

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 20:27, Reply)
I very much like a carrot cake too, it has the best frosting, I like that cream cheese frosting, it's the best one.
I am a BIG fan of banana cake too, it also has the best frosting, i like that cream cheese frosting, it's the best one.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 20:28, Reply)
not a fan of bananas really

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 20:28, Reply)
it's called icing btw
hth
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 20:29, Reply)
it's also called frosting, same thing

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 20:30, Reply)
nah, frosting is for Merkins, true fact

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 20:51, Reply)
yeh and it means icing

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 21:14, Reply)
different language though innit?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 21:15, Reply)
i dunno, gonz is english

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 21:19, Reply)
nah es a jew innit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 21:20, Reply)
dunno what his religion has to do with his frosting

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 21:24, Reply)
When your mum goes out on the pull they call it "icing" because she leaves a puddle of white goo on the seat of the weatherspoons because all the spunk falls out her fanny from fucking men in the toilets.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 20:37, Reply)
clickin dis

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 20:38, Reply)
I wanna like this, I really do
it's just so poorly written that i can't, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 20:50, Reply)
it was written exactly as well as it needed to be

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 20:52, Reply)
i just hate the term "toilets" is all

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 20:53, Reply)

"Shitter" is much more expressive, right enough.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 20:58, Reply)
Do you want to like it as much as your mum likes it? it's just that my poorly written phone number was intentional so she can't call me.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 21:11, Reply)
I think a beatroot cake would be nice.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 20:28, Reply)
had a brownie with beetroot just the other day
i've also had parsnip cake which is nice
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 20:30, Reply)
I'd be all over that.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 20:37, Reply)

Brownies?

Nonce.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 21:01, Reply)
I'll have a SCOUT around and then GUIDE it into the BROWNIES or their BEAVERS, i'm not bothered what one......
seewhatididthere
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 21:11, Reply)

Haha.

Nice one.

Touch my woggle and I'll kill you with one touch of a fir cone.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 21:17, Reply)
I was growing beetroots but they got stolen.
I caught the thief red handed.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 20:38, Reply)
why had he pissed on his hands?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 20:50, Reply)
urinal cake.
It's just...so...minty.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 20:30, Reply)

Nah.

Smells like ammonia to me.

Wis that the BeeGees?

Imagine anyone calling their offspring Ammonia.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 20:47, Reply)
I think you'll find 'Smells, like... Ammonia to me'
Was the Brotherhood of Man.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 21:10, Reply)

I bow to your knowledge of awful contemporary music.

You fine?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 21:14, Reply)
Not really.
I've given myself a terrible earworm with that Brotherhood of Man shout.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 21:15, Reply)
Don't they normally put bleach in urinal cakes?
If it were ammonia there'd be a lot more men gipping up in pub toilets on Friday and Saturday nights.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 21:15, Reply)
This place used to be so much fluffier before the horrible /talk trolls came over and started talking about nyommy cayke

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 20:33, Reply)
whoah i thought cake was a good topic for discussion everyone likes cake

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 20:34, Reply)
SSG you seem like a right needy fucker
Do you have mummy issues?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 20:42, Reply)
hey if it is needy to want everyone to have a lovely discussion about their favourite cakes
then i'm sorry for trying to liven up this forum
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 20:52, Reply)
I think you need to let it all out
What did mum do with the cake?
We can help
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 20:57, Reply)
which cake?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 21:14, Reply)
I don't really like cake.
I prefer booze.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 20:43, Reply)
And to think your people were once given permission to eat it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 21:16, Reply)
Lemon drizzle

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 20:41, Reply)
Snoop Dogg's favourite cake.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 20:41, Reply)

Can we please stop speaking about urinals?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 20:49, Reply)
Thought you'd go for the Batteredberg.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 21:17, Reply)
Not really a cake person, but the missus made a Guinness cake a while back and it was a bit nom.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 30 Apr 2013, 20:41, Reply)
by mistake?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 20:51, Reply)
Really?
Guinness is bitter, was it a very chocolatey cake?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 20:51, Reply)
Grace hates your chocolate cake

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 20:52, Reply)
i heard the christmas log around dozer's house has rodent in instead of a hapenny

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 20:54, Reply)
That's only because turkey doesn't agree with PD.
/shit joke*

*BOOM
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 20:55, Reply)
wot?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 20:56, Reply)
Don't eat the
Raisins
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 20:59, Reply)
Currant-ly.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 21:29, Reply)
Vraiment, votre existence, que dis-je, votre raison, doit être écartée, car quel est ce monde si ceux qui, comme vous demeurez en elle?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 21:31, Reply)
Yes. You really are a massive twat.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 21:32, Reply)
Ce n'est pas ce que cette merveilleuse phrase érudit dit, mon putain canin ami.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 21:34, Reply)
Turkey doesn't agree with him.
He gets the shits. Christmas log with a hamster in. Shit joke.

Come on Nakers, keep up.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 21:10, Reply)
what about geese?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 21:22, Reply)
nah, I don't eat meat.
This includes fish and poultry.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 21:25, Reply)
poofter eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 21:26, Reply)
yeah
what of it?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 21:28, Reply)
fancy a bum?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 21:30, Reply)
Yeah, you want to go top or bottom?
I'm switch, but prefer going top.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 21:32, Reply)

How did you say that with a full mouth and both hands busy?

I'm impressed.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 21:33, Reply)
I'm multi-talented.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 21:34, Reply)
cock dobber

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 21:35, Reply)
how is the late shift going Kroney?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 21:00, Reply)

One "f" too many there, HH.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 21:02, Reply)
I get this
Tee hee
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 21:03, Reply)
It's getting later.
This is both good and bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 21:11, Reply)
what emergenciers have you rescued your companyt from this evening?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 21:27, Reply)
I wouldn't give her any kind of cake.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 20:59, Reply)
It's got a lot of chocolate in, as well as a bit of Guinness, but it's not bitter at all.
www.nigella.com/recipes/view/chocolate-guinness-cake-3086
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 30 Apr 2013, 20:58, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 21:22, Reply)
Why does its tongue have teeth?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 21:28, Reply)
your mum likes it rough

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 21:30, Reply)
Black Forest Gateau of course.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 30 Apr 2013, 21:58, Reply)
good choice

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 23:24, Reply)

BATTENBURG! Cor, fucking LOVE me some of that!
(yeswehavenopasties, Wed 1 May 2013, 3:35, Reply)

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