Bought a large chicken for £2.89, as it was going out of date
That was nice.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:34, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

the book i'm reading has lots of random recipes in as the author clearly fancies herself quite the chef
she was rabbiting on about ramming a lemon up its arse and shoving it in a pot on a slow heat in the oven for about 3 hours. apparently it makes for bone meltingly tender chicken. would that work?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:36, Reply)

Yep - very well
Needs a bit of thyme and butter
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:37, Reply)

Is that 50 shades of cock?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:38, Reply)

Tips hat... Good shot sir

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:50, Reply)

The lemon-up-arse thing makes for a remarkably moist and fragrant chicken.
STRIKETHROUGHS!!! INNUENDOS!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:38, Reply)

lemon hamster

chicken dozer

like that?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:40, Reply)

Precisely like that.
So, you double-booking dipshit, wha' gwan next week?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:43, Reply)

LEG OR BREAST, MOTHER, *LEWD WINK*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:40, Reply)