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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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That was a shit thread.
Salted peanuts, Andrew Marr, Tregorwy Tree Fayre, blah blah, steampunk, homebrew, blah blah.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 1 May 2013, 16:19, 137 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I think everyone's a bit tired of this site now
Why don't we all take a little break, sign up for tumblr and reddit, then realise how shit the rest of the internet is and come running back, oh how happy we'll be, oh the joy, the little cherubic faces
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 1 May 2013, 16:20, Reply)
I can't get on with Reddit. Not offensive enough.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 1 May 2013, 16:21, Reply)
Well it's weird, it's both completely unoffensive (oh poor you, your puppy died, wah wah you're lovely be strong)
And incredibly offensive (women should just be in the kitchen lols, child porn is fine really cos of freedom of speech)
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 1 May 2013, 16:22, Reply)
why don't you slice your tiny little mancock into pieces with a boiled egg slicer
and post the lol pics of your face?

that'll stimulate some debate
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 16:22, Reply)
I found that didn't work the last time I tried that.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 1 May 2013, 16:25, Reply)
i can't see how having a job will make any difference

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 16:26, Reply)
Fucksticks.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 1 May 2013, 16:28, Reply)
heh

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 16:30, Reply)
Monty, give Battered his login back

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 1 May 2013, 16:25, Reply)
Thank god....you have saved us from that shit thread

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 May 2013, 16:26, Reply)
Where do people go once they fuck off from b3ta?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 16:27, Reply)
Gaming sites I expect.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 1 May 2013, 16:29, Reply)
+ high end

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 May 2013, 16:29, Reply)
what is the difference between gaming and high end gaming?
does one attract a sweatier class of bespectacled nerd than the other?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 16:30, Reply)
blah blah the gaming 'industry' is not bigger than all other forms of 'media' blah blah pew pew pew LAZERS

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 16:33, Reply)
it's for sweaty virgins
who live with their parents
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 16:36, Reply)
I do enjoy the conceit that exists on the internet
that one form of internet nerd is somehow worse than another.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 May 2013, 16:34, Reply)
lol butthurt

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 May 2013, 16:34, Reply)
wtf is a butthurt?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 16:35, Reply)

www.flickr.com/photos/31589478@N07/3245270689/
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 16:36, Reply)
yeah imma click on that
dick
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 16:38, Reply)
it's your suitor
fanny
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 16:39, Reply)
which one?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 16:40, Reply)

www.flickr.com/photos/51297948@N06/4714348879/
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 16:42, Reply)
cease this madness
Page Not Found
Oops! Looks like you followed a bad link.
If you think this is a problem with Flickr, please tell us.

Here's a link to the home page.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 16:43, Reply)
copy the link and address bar it
yesh
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 16:44, Reply)
it's going to be a pic of supermatt innit

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 16:46, Reply)
what the fuck is that?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 16:46, Reply)
as if you dont know

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 16:47, Reply)
it looks like roota
formerly of this parish

and "the Internet" brought to life
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 16:50, Reply)
... no

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 16:46, Reply)
supermatt is a god compared to whatever that was

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 16:46, Reply)
Gregg's hat.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 May 2013, 16:43, Reply)
he was hot though :(

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 16:44, Reply)
"was", as though you're not seeing him anymore.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 May 2013, 16:46, Reply)
well, not in that capacity

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 16:46, Reply)
Just in the capacity that he wants, then.
Girl power!
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 May 2013, 16:47, Reply)
it's complicated :(

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 16:50, Reply)
No it fucking isn't, you useless article.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 May 2013, 16:51, Reply)
it is!
urgh!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 16:53, Reply)
Idiot.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 May 2013, 16:53, Reply)
No. He's a cock-worshipping mincer. You, apparently, are female.
Very simple.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 1 May 2013, 16:54, Reply)
he's not gay!
sadly
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:04, Reply)
He is.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:05, Reply)
sadly not
my ego would find that much more tolerable
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:07, Reply)
Why? You look like a bloke afterall.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:08, Reply)
now come on
some of your insults have the ring of truth but that one is just silly
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:08, Reply)
I'm bored.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:09, Reply)
NOW THE BOTH OF YOU, GLOMP AND MAKE UP

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:10, Reply)
i'm still waiting for his eggslicer trick

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:15, Reply)
I heard when he mushes his turgid member into the eggslicer he can spin a disc of heavily tumescent cock matter across the room with pinpoint accuracy

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:17, Reply)
now that's extreme frisbee

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:18, Reply)
ADAM! WE HAVE A JOB FOR YOU

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:19, Reply)
Just loggin in to say idiot here

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:42, Reply)
idiot

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:43, Reply)
HAHAHAHAAAAA oh dearie me

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 16:47, Reply)
Seriously, if any guy starts beating her
that guy's going to have the best time, she'll just keep coming back for more.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 May 2013, 16:48, Reply)
Greggs Hat will feature in teh episode of her smash hit sitcom romcom 'How I wasted the best years of my 30's'

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 16:50, Reply)
I'm imagining a sort of How I Met Your Mother style narrative voiceover.
"For years and years I'd allow this guy to be emotionally abusive towards me, occasionally flipping out and telling him I'd never see him again, only to take him back a few weeks later. Until this very day, in fact. Thirty years later, I'm still too weak to do anything about it LOL!!!!"

*canned laughter*
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 May 2013, 16:53, Reply)
oh hush it
and tell us how/when you're going to pop the question
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 16:53, Reply)
wurst deflection eva !

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 16:56, Reply)
From the bits on here, he's an even bigger dick than you've made psychochomp out to be, so begging the question
whan are you getting back with psychochomp?
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 16:57, Reply)
Ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 1 May 2013, 16:59, Reply)
those two are basically going to get married

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:00, Reply)
Psychochomp doesn't alternate his alleged unpleasantness
with being nice and begging and apologising in classic abuser style immediately afterward, you see. So she doesn't like him.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:00, Reply)
Oh right. You can't really blame him cos it works. The true dick of the piece is Rachelswipe.
She should really go have a look at herself in that room of mirrors. Perhaps even imagine is this how her parents wanted her to be... a doormat
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:02, Reply)
did you get a third in psychology too?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:06, Reply)
meow
If someones interested then you go out with them, if they're not they treat you like shit and use you as a pussyhole. I'm guessing you fall into the latter, and yet you keep going back for more. You shouldn't need a flat in Kensington, a masters from Oxford, or a merc to figure out that you're being taken for a mug. Far less intelligent people have worked that one out.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:11, Reply)
\o

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:14, Reply)
there is no treating like shit or pussyhole action going on, though...
.... just a few drinks about once a week
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:14, Reply)
Oh, for God's sake.
How many times has it happened now? Each time it's "This is DEFINITELY it" and then a few days later you're seeing him again.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:16, Reply)
it is a bit repetitive and dumb
but he's not using me - there's nothing dodgy going on!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:18, Reply)
Idiot.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:19, Reply)
I liked how she continually referred to him as 'the ex' for like a year
really she meant to say she was his pussyhole and he didn't want an adult relationship with her
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:18, Reply)
Because she's an idiot.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:19, Reply)
Her old man must be very proud of her choices

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:20, Reply)
he loves me, man

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:21, Reply)
I reckon he still lives with his mum. She probably still irons his pants.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 1 May 2013, 17:20, Reply)
did he really get a third?
Holy fuck, a 2:2 would be bad enough, but a third?

I mean, who actually gets a third in real life?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:36, Reply)
he still rents as well
my god how he hasn't killed himself is beyond me
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:42, Reply)
i actually only know one person who got a douglas
and it was in fucking gardening studies

he took the piss out of my english degree until i found that out.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:43, Reply)
it's virtually impossible to get less than a Desmond

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:50, Reply)
Did who get a third?
I'd started to lose the thread of the conversation by that point.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:51, Reply)
i didn't mean anyone
then i remembered i lived with a twat at uni who got a third
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:52, Reply)

alleged
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:05, Reply)
that is a cheery title

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 16:53, Reply)
Do you mean at the end of their shift
or the ones that leave and never return
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 May 2013, 16:29, Reply)
YES THE ONES WHO LEAVE AND NEVER RETURN

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 16:31, Reply)
They get all Jiggy with Cavy

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 May 2013, 16:43, Reply)
I'm off and I'm never coming back

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:08, Reply)
shush now and check this out
OH FUCKING INTERNET WHY WON'T YOU WORK? IT LOOKS COOL ON MY PHONE

All the single ladies, all the single ladies...

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(•_•)
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(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:21, Reply)
I preferred being Clare Rayner if it's all the same

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:24, Reply)
you need the < to make it sassy
she's not sassy
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:26, Reply)
have you ever been in a normal relationship ?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:27, Reply)
yes of course
not this one, admittedly.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:29, Reply)
not believing this

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:32, Reply)
normal is boring
why would i come on here and go, the bloke made toast for breakfast in bed today, i had to meet his mum for a pub lunch, blah blah...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:33, Reply)
if you think that normal is boring then you're doing it all wrong
being in a string of abusive relationships indicates a serious character weakess on your behalf. HTH xxx
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:35, Reply)
normal is fine offline
but i wouldn't come on here and talk about it. i'd be al.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:37, Reply)
WAKI WAKI WAKI is pretty tedious too

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:39, Reply)
NEVER

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:42, Reply)
if you ever want to talk rachel... I'm here for you.

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:43, Reply)
yes
your unique brand of tough love could help me with anything

anything from suicide to attempted suicide
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:44, Reply)
I cry sometimes too you know. At all the beauty that there is in this World ...

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:45, Reply)
i'm sure you had a sob story about a bird who behaved badly
but i can't remember if you gazzed it or put it on here, so i can't repeat it :(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:47, Reply)
My hawt valentines date was 'the worst date of my life' for the lucky recipient
What can I say, when your hot your hot
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:48, Reply)
is that the steak witch?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:50, Reply)
Jesus, No.

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:52, Reply)
oh
you should tell me more. i am good at helping.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:59, Reply)
roffle

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 18:07, Reply)
at least you should take me out for steak
given that i don't eat it. MOAR steak for you. that's a no-brainer.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 18:14, Reply)
It's a hawt d8. We can bring conveyancing folders and stuff

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 18:26, Reply)
saucy

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 18:36, Reply)
i'll even dig out my 'Elements of Land Law' 1994 edition. It'll be a hoot.

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 18:49, Reply)
why did you ebay all of his 'gifts' and then go back to him ?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:28, Reply)
i forgot about that
must do it before it gets too warm for anyone to want designer gloves
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:30, Reply)
so it was pretend internet stuff, oh rachel :( you lied to us

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:33, Reply)
sssh now
i stuffed them in a cupboard and forgot about them.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:33, Reply)
have you ever accidentally asked him to get you a korma and a cobra beer?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:28, Reply)
i'm not monty

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:30, Reply)
these things happen to the best of us

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:33, Reply)
also it'd be pretty lol, especially with his massive shoulder chip

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:34, Reply)
i'd get excommunicated

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:35, Reply)
Can I have a curry and a tiger beer please?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:30, Reply)
This hasn't happened.
Not many Indian waiters wear pink hotpants, Rory. Come on, man, think sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:30, Reply)
that would be a niche restaurant
cat-man-do
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:32, Reply)
You know what looks cool on your phone?
All those pictures of my bumhole I sent you
Enjoy yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:28, Reply)
i thought that was your head
what with all that frizzy dark hair
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:31, Reply)
It looks like a pig's eating a muppet :(

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:32, Reply)
still better than some people's faces

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:32, Reply)
definately not as shiney

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:43, Reply)
greasy head is a bad look
wash your face, you tramp
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:44, Reply)
What is this?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:29, Reply)
on your iphone it is a cool text pic of beyonce dancing
on here it's... well, pretty shit, let's face it
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:30, Reply)
This is pants. 100%

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:42, Reply)
alright Bats?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:43, Reply)
Yeah. You?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 1 May 2013, 17:45, Reply)

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