I am cool calm and collected, a bastion of reason and logical thinker.
For some reason this winds up mrs ape a fucking treat when we're having a barny.

alt: no
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:08, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

That's because when women say they want a "discussion"
they either want you to do everything their way or have a screaming match followed by your complete capitulation. What they don't want are all their points logically refuted.

I had this with the ex all the time. We split up, eventually. Sorry to be the bearer etc.
( Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:10, Reply)

Absolutely this.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 2 May 2013, 10:14, Reply)

I disagree women want empathy and understanding of what they are going through…
Men however look for solutions to the problem
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:14, Reply)

Nah, they just want some dick.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:17, Reply)

That as well Obviously

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:18, Reply)

Clickin' dis

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:19, Reply)

AND A FACKIN SLAP

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:22, Reply)

I have actually been told exactly that, by a woman.
"I don't want you to fix it, I just want you to understand."

I understood fucking perfectly, that's why I was in a position to fix the problem. Daft splitarse.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:23, Reply)

^^ This guy understands women^^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:24, Reply)

If that was true I'd be able to fix whatever the fuck is wrong with them.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:27, Reply)

i think it's you
i think you are what is wrong with all women, everywhere.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:33, Reply)

I think I should get some fucking recognition then.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:33, Reply)

I ask them if they want their problem fixing before I get invested.
If not, I tell them to talk to a woman.
( Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:27, Reply)

Yeah but the answer is always 'stop being such a dim tart and just do x'
It never goes down well :(
( Theoban What of it, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:38, Reply)