Keep up London - the rest of the country have their recycling collected.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:18, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

They collect mine.
Maybe they just hate Foggsy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:20, Reply)

It's probably not worth their while collecting his - most of it gets recycled into his wacky steampunk inventions.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:22, Reply)

He rides around South London on a penny farthing made from baked bean cans
wearing a top had fashioned from his skiddy old pants.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:32, Reply)

I so wish this were true.
apart from the skiddy pants.

I'll wear my topper to the next bash, just for you monts.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 2 May 2013, 10:35, Reply)

And goggles please.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:35, Reply)

it shall come as no surprise to you that I own a pair.
although you might well like that as they are WWII tank goggles, probably belonged to Rommel or suttin.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 2 May 2013, 10:41, Reply)

My front door opens directly on to an A road, no where to put the recycling.
We only got a wheely bin a year back, before that I was piling bin bags at the bottom of the nearest lamp post.

seriously, my councils policy for my address is to carry it to the nearest supermarket half a mile away.

/1st world problems.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 2 May 2013, 10:34, Reply)

yeah
we just pay for it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:35, Reply)

No you don't. Don't be deliberately obtuse.

( Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:35, Reply)

free the republic of london

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:37, Reply)

Under my republic of London, foreigners would be evicted.
That'd be you, btw. Manc-girl.
( Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:38, Reply)

yes but you don't live in london
you squat in surrey and work in uxbridge

so there
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:38, Reply)

I was born in London, so was my father.
Under my rules, that makes me an ex-pat, not an immigrant.

IMMIGRANTS OUT IMMIGRANTS OUT
( Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:41, Reply)

I'm sad that you want to ban me from LonKron

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:49, Reply)

I may have to let you stay for coming up with the new name
for the Republic of LonKron.
( Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:57, Reply)

surely Krondon would be better
Under your rules would anyone born within the Greater London boundaries have to move back or can we stay ex pats
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:15, Reply)

Let's compromise on KronKron

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:19, Reply)

I think I might like this republic.
as long as there is space for steampunk-LARP-tossers.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 2 May 2013, 10:42, Reply)

I'll build little platforms at the top of skyscrapers
so that you can dock your airships. Or pretend to, whatevs.
( Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:43, Reply)

*signs up*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 2 May 2013, 10:44, Reply)