You say that now but think about the ladeeees you could get with a full, ripe neckbeard
combine it with a fedora and a metal t-shirt and you could be knee high in fanny
( Theoban What of it, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:51, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I'd prefer a reconciliation with my wife.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:52, Reply)

ON WITH THE NEW B
ON WITH THE NEW
Poland is full of fruity young (crazy) girls
( Theoban What of it, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:52, Reply)

any chance in the future do yiou think?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:53, Reply)

Too early to say.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:53, Reply)

Tell her you'll bin off the booze and tabs to show her your love

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:54, Reply)

Just invite a load of us round and she'll see that life ain't so bad with you
THESE ARE WHAT MENFOLK LOOK LIKE IN THE REAL WORLD
CHOOSE SMART
CHOOSE BATTERED
( Theoban What of it, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:55, Reply)

oh dear god, in a crazy mixed up world this sortof makes sense

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:56, Reply)

Ha ha. I like this idea.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:56, Reply)

if i hadn't met him, so knew already that it was doomed to failure
this would be a truly outstanding idea
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:58, Reply)

I hope you get a serious and painful set of piles.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:58, Reply)

i have a delightfully healthy bottom, thanks

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:01, Reply)

STRIKETHROUGH SWIPE HAS GOT A FAT ARSE

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:03, Reply)

Nah trust me between us I'm sure we can rustle up some hideous creatures
I mean I have a white man afro and I'm hugely fat, and I'm probably one of the normal ones.
We're onto a winner here r
A WINNER
( Theoban What of it, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:01, Reply)

Are you Buzz Osborne?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:03, Reply)

DOES NO ONE ROUND HERE LISTEN TO NORMAL MUSIC
jesus christ I spend so much time on google looking up shit like Jerry Bentho and the Christmakers or Dave Fogarty's Rambo Ukelele Band (with Treworgy on panpipes)
( Theoban What of it, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:07, Reply)

Define 'normal music'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:08, Reply)

stuff a normal human being might have a chance of hearing of
not stuff you find out about by either a) taking every kind of drug imaginable or b) searching for stuff with fucking bodhrans in
( Theoban What of it, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:10, Reply)

Define 'normal human being'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:14, Reply)

someone who ain't a vegan

( Theoban What of it, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:15, Reply)

You lot only really listen to U2, The Corrs and Enya, don't you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:18, Reply)

errr yeh what else is there?
And b*witched
( Theoban What of it, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:23, Reply)

Damn right.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:03, Reply)

"let me put my love into you babe"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:56, Reply)

Oh come on now, don't be silly.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:57, Reply)

as she knows how much they mean to you, it can only help. If shes as stupid as Tangleds wife is she wont even notice when you carry on regardless

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:58, Reply)

Works for me.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:00, Reply)

^^ tangleds wife reads this forum and still doesn't know, thats how stupid she is

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:01, Reply)

Bless her, it's almost sweet.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:03, Reply)

how are her parents?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:55, Reply)

Her mother is interfering which isn't helpful. Her dad hasn't involved himself.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:56, Reply)

so you wouldn't bin off fags and booze for the sake of your marriage and daughter ??

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:57, Reply)

Of course I would, but there are rather more important reasons according to her

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:58, Reply)

LIKE ????

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 10:59, Reply)

being a massive/tiny cunt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:00, Reply)

Pfft. Do you really think I'm that stupid?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:00, Reply)

make it up
feed the sharks
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:00, Reply)

oh I get it, she feels all the love and spark have gone out of the marriage and that you two should just be friends at best.
she resents that you've ruined her body after throwing out that sprog eh EH??
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:03, Reply)

Ha ha.
When they were stitching her up after the birth I was tempted to ask the doctor to out an extra stitch in.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:04, Reply)

That reminds me
I really fancy some chips and my favourite motorway is the M1.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:06, Reply)

He has a small willy.
Sorry Battered, if I'd known this would have been the result...


..I'd totally have done it anyway, I was well munted.
( Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:00, Reply)

Constantly fucking and killing foreign prossies?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:03, Reply)

He always tried to ram his head up her fanny shouting 'I AM THE FANNY KING CROWN ME WITH YOUR ROYAL VAG'
Like, four times a week. Wouldn't stop.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 2 May 2013, 11:06, Reply)