BETHS THREAD IS SHIT. LONG WEEKEND PLANSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
ALT FUCK YOU
ALT ALT ALT YOUR MUM
ALT ALT ALT ALT ALT ALT MY MUM RECKONS SHES KNOWN NOEL EDMONDS WAS A PAEDO ALL ALONG BECAUSE HE WEARS GAY SHIRTS
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:26, 52 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

THANKS FOR ASKING THAT PERTINANT QUESTION IM GOING TO A SHIT WEDDING IN SOUTHAMPTON
ITLL BE SHIT
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:28, Reply)

if it's in Southampton you can expect nothing less

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:33, Reply)

Is Mrs Lyon making you go?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:38, Reply)

it's his own wedding.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:41, Reply)

NO, ITS MY FIRST SECON TIME ROUND WEDDING, HOW CRAZY IS THAT

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:49, Reply)

why are you LiC now?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:40, Reply)

By any other name he would smell as sweet

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:46, Reply)

ITS A GUARANTEED ROUTE TO PUSSY

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:49, Reply)

I just want R*ing*f*re to stop chasing my wife :(
b3ta.com/questions/midlifecrisis/post1951578
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:28, Reply)

HE'S LIKE WELL MENTAL, I HATE HIM

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:30, Reply)

why do you star his name?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:35, Reply)

Cuts down the ego-spazzing dunnit.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:37, Reply)

HE TOTALLY FEEDS OFF THE WHOLE THING

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:38, Reply)

Damn straight, have you seen the size of the fat cunt?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:38, Reply)

18 STONE MONSTER INNIT

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:48, Reply)

do people actually vanity search?
I fear if I did one I might actually take a trip to KFC
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:40, Reply)

Going to the Reading beer festival.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:36, Reply)

Prefer drinking the stuff myself

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:37, Reply)

YOULL KNOW THIS PC, WHY DOES READING HAVE A SUPERFLUOUS 'A' ?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:40, Reply)

It's a riddle I cannot rede.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:44, Reply)

Romans innit

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:47, Reply)

I STILL DUNT GET IT
/NAKEDAPE
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:48, Reply)

Manchester bash this Saturday.
Festival Sunday.

soundsfromtheothercity.com/
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:38, Reply)

THAT ALL LOOKS VERY ERNEST AND STUDENTY
DONT FORGET YOUR WOOLY KAFTAN AND DO LOTS OF SHOEGAZING
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:45, Reply)

Earnest.
Nah it's a good day out.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:45, Reply)

THANK YOU FOR THE SPELLING UPDATE, ITS GOOD THAT YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING USEFUL TODAY

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:47, Reply)

I'm going out to see Daniel Avery DJing
Then on Sunday and Monday more DIYing.

Nothing wrong with poofy shirts, it's people wearing cufflinks in button cuffs or four-in-hands with a spread collar that you have to keep a close eye on.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:38, Reply)

WHATS A FOUR IN HANDS
WHAT SORT OF DIYING
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:46, Reply)

basic tie knot
sex dungeon ready for your viist
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:48, Reply)

I DUNT NEVA WEAR TYES NO MOAR, WHEN I DID I ONLY NEW THE KNOT FROM SKOOL DAYS, IM A SARTORIAL FAILURE

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:51, Reply)

four in hand is a shit tie knot
DIYing is stripping paint from woodwork then sanding, prior to undercoating and painting.

OK?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:49, Reply)

WHY ARE YOU STRIPPING PAINT OFF AND THEN REPAINTING ?
ALL YOU NEED IS SOME SANDING FOR THE UNDERCOAT PURCHASE, AND SOME FILLING PERHAPS.

GLAD TO HAVE HELPED YES SIREE
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:52, Reply)

loads of layers, no proper definition of the detailing on the woodwork.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:57, Reply)

All right Dozer.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:50, Reply)

alright Pooksie Bear
When are you next over my way?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:52, Reply)

I shall be spending Saturday drinking in the UK's second city.
Gonna try out the Brewdog bar and then some decent places if it's shit.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:41, Reply)

Birmingham?
It's a shithole.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:42, Reply)

Yes dear.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:44, Reply)

The centre is nice, round the canal etc
the rest is a shithole.

Same as most cities, really.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:45, Reply)

I was in Wolverhampton a while ago, it's even worse.
Like Stoke, without the charm.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:46, Reply)

BP lives in Manchester, which is much less of a shithole obvs.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:47, Reply)

WHERE IN MANCHESTER DO YOU LIVE BEARPOOKIE?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:46, Reply)

Are you going to stalk me?
Centre.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:47, Reply)

Maybe you are renting one of Rory's properties?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:51, Reply)

does it have a poorly tarmaced drive?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:56, Reply)

BLOCK PAVING ACTUALLY

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 14:04, Reply)

YEAH LIKE THE CENTRE ENT BIG OR NUFFIN
YOU SEEM TO BE PUTTING SUCH DELIGHTS AS MIDDLETON, STAYLBRIDGE AND SALFORD ABOVE BRITAINS SECOND CITY, WHICH SEEMS A BIT SILLY REALLY
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:54, Reply)

Salford is not Manchester.
It's a separate city
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:57, Reply)

YEAH LIKE IT DUNT COME UNDER 'GREATER MANCHESTER' YOU FUCKING SPASTIC
DIDNT YOU EVER LEARN NUFFIN WHEN YOU WERE SWEEPING UP THE LEAVES DOWN THE PARK?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:59, Reply)

Attention whore.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:52, Reply)

WHAY ARE YOU HERE GEORDIEJAY?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 13:55, Reply)

Passes time at work innit.
I like reading the banter.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 May 2013, 14:14, Reply)