when did somebody last jiz in your eye?
alt: should gays be allowed to marry straight people?

altalt: Rose wine?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:39, 67 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Never happened
I did jizz in somebody's hair once, though.

alt: yeah, sure, why not? People only get married for tax/immigration reasons, anyway.

altalt: sure!
( Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:43, Reply)

Rose fives
it better be blush thouigh goddamn it, I don't wnat none of that ribena SHIT
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:45, Reply)

A full-bodied red
A fruity white, or a tart rose.

I do not tolerate deviation from these norms.
( Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:46, Reply)

full bodied white?
Is that why you stalk these digital halls for pasty housewhales?

Belugas if you will
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:51, Reply)

full bodied red.
The fruity white is why I stalk these digital halls for limp wristed Nancies like Darth.
( Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:54, Reply)

i think sometimes my brain is a little bit wonky

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:56, Reply)

Full bodied white doesn't even make sense in wine talk, you IDIOT

( Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:57, Reply)

NO wine chat

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:58, Reply)

Sometimes?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:10, Reply)

Alt:alt: GHEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:52, Reply)

Are you suggesting that drinking Rose is MORE gay than having jizz in your eye?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:54, Reply)

I'm suggesting that drinking Rose is the reason why you ended up with Jizz in your eye

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:58, Reply)

I'm goona drink loasds of it tonight then go home and fuck my wife* BOOM LAD!



*pass out in a pink puddle of vomit while mrs ape cries herself to slepp and wonders where the years went
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:57, Reply)

That's why you lot wear pink polo shirts
to hide the stains from your Zinfandel quaffing
( Kroney, Thu 2 May 2013, 15:59, Reply)

MY SECRET SHAME!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:01, Reply)

alright blaireau69

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:01, Reply)

you'll have to explain
I don't have my "Rory knows everything about everyone on the internet ever" spreadsheet open
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:02, Reply)

How can you have forgotten the seven steps to achieving a better life ?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:05, Reply)

was he in AA?
I thought that was 12 steps anyway
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:06, Reply)

I forget how it came about but al used to follow him around posting a seven step guide to a better life
i'll see it i can find it on search cos I'm nice like that
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:08, Reply)

i can't use search at work :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:10, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post607372
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:10, Reply)

Gonz correcting someone else's spelling.
I need a lie down.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:15, Reply)

+ with a child

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:16, Reply)

HAhahaha

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:17, Reply)

Oh you!
I'd almost forgotten.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:20, Reply)

something something munchy box

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:15, Reply)

Don't see him about so much these days
I hope he hasn't drunk himself to death or anything.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:03, Reply)

was it battered's old account

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:04, Reply)

I managed to get into my old phone and have now manually typed out a spreadsheet of all my numbers to manually input them
I feel like Nakers :o(
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:23, Reply)

do I feel hard?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:25, Reply)

you feel befuddled and perma-baffled by the workings of this complex world

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:25, Reply)

I sometimes wonder if I have early on set dementia

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:28, Reply)

Worse than

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:25, Reply)

MAHKRONEEYYYY!!!!

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:25, Reply)

so has Boyce changed his number then?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:34, Reply)

nope
just the phone itself but the sim card it takes is half the size of my old one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:39, Reply)

Does your new phone come was a free telly?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:43, Reply)

ANDREW MARRS!!!!!!!!!*
Well if would have been if that thread was not deleted
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:47, Reply)

nah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:50, Reply)

What one did you get?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:52, Reply)

NO WHISKEY/CAR/COMPUTER/PHONE CHAT
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 17:02, Reply)

Thank you, Not Bob Hoskins.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 May 2013, 17:07, Reply)

I'll send you a sexy pic to christen the memory card xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:50, Reply)

i just did alittle sick in my mouth

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:51, Reply)

i just did alittle sick Come and do a jizz
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:52, Reply)

you make me sick

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:54, Reply)

I bet you have no gag reflex for Dozer

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:55, Reply)

i have a really strong gag actually
the dentist is a right pain, COS HE@S GOT A MASSIVE COCK YOU SEE!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 17:00, Reply)

never
alt: yes.

AltAlt: poof.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 2 May 2013, 16:50, Reply)

poof yourself

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:51, Reply)

This will end well
www.b3ta.com/questions/midlifecrisis/post1951524
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:54, Reply)

died now

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:58, Reply)

Last weekend
Alt. I don't get why gays want to marry anyway unless it's they've been with their partner a while and have property/business etc together. Legal reasons.

Alt.Alt. Prosecco or rose cava, thanks. I love the bubbles
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:57, Reply)

equality innit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 16:59, Reply)

I suppose.
I can't see myself prancing down the aisle like.

I've been best man at 2 wedding of a same sex couple. Both are divorced now. I suppose much like heterosexual couples but in quick time.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 May 2013, 17:03, Reply)

too b itchy innit
I've seen "vicious" I know what it's like
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 17:09, Reply)

I've yet to watch that but I did record it.
It looks very stereotypical. I was surprised McKellen was in it.

Mind he is a theatre type fruit.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 May 2013, 17:11, Reply)

I think it's supposed to be so camp that it actually takes the piss out of the idea that gays were ever shown in that way, or something
Mckellen is gay as a window did you not know?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 17:14, Reply)

He's married and has two kids actually

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 17:15, Reply)

nope
www.pinknews.co.uk/2013/04/23/ian-mckellen-im-accepted-as-a-gay-man-and-as-happy-now-as-ive-ever-been/
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 17:16, Reply)

well done on posting a spoof article

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 17:19, Reply)

shall i post some more? you made me go to the mail, HAPPY NOW
www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2251451/Sir-Ian-McKellen-Coming-gay-best-thing-I-did.html
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 May 2013, 17:20, Reply)

sucked in by an elaborate internet hoax, I expected better of you nakers

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 May 2013, 17:25, Reply)

Of course I knew he was gay!
I met him and Patrick Stewart once at a hotel I worked at.
Magneto and Professor X at the same table.
I totally fangirlled all over.

I nicked Picard's receipt and gave it to my Dad. He's a massive Trekkie.

Stikethrough bonanza.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 May 2013, 17:31, Reply)

Poor old Nakers.
It's so much a case of 'not the sharpest knife in the drawer' as 'a spoon'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 17:38, Reply)

i think marriage is meant to be between a man and a woman,
that's the definition of marriage, why should it change
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 2 May 2013, 17:52, Reply)