great show on channel five at 8

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 19:36, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Thank you Paul Ross

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 May 2013, 19:38, Reply)

You love Slayer.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 May 2013, 19:39, Reply)

Reign In Blood is fucking awesome. The rest of their output can fuck off though.
Still, they're less shit than Anthrax or Megadeth.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 2 May 2013, 19:41, Reply)

damned by faint praise here

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 19:42, Reply)

Right. Bored of this. I'm going to the supermarket to get some dinner.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 May 2013, 19:44, Reply)

Livin' the dream there.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 2 May 2013, 19:46, Reply)

Don't get me wrong 'Reign In Blood' is fucking awesome. It simultaneously perfected and made obsolete the whole genre of thrash metal.
It's just that, on average, when you take their entire career into account they're only a bit better than Anthrax and considerably better than Megadeth.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 2 May 2013, 19:46, Reply)

Reign in Blood is a seminal record, it really is.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 May 2013, 19:48, Reply)

Best description I ever read of it was 'aural bleach'.
I'm not allowed to play it in the house if the wife is at home.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 2 May 2013, 19:49, Reply)

Slayer are tremendous.
No fakery, just power, focus and those Kerry King riffs. Just fucking superb.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 May 2013, 19:51, Reply)

They're the only metal band around that actually get scarier the after, older and balder they get.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 2 May 2013, 19:53, Reply)

nothing gary glitter ain't done

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 19:55, Reply)

UNLIKE YOUR MUM
Or sutin.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 2 May 2013, 19:59, Reply)

you see, the whole camp 'scary' thing
Is simultaneously the best and the shittest thing about the genre. When bands take it seriously it's hilarious, when they realise the ridiculousness of it and deliberately camp it up like Sunn O))) do, it's wonderful. Lack of self-awareness runs deep in the genre.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 May 2013, 19:58, Reply)

One of the funniest nights I have ever had is going to see Napalm Death at the old Army and Navy in Chelmsford.
It's now a Travel Lodge. Essex county council are cunts.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 2 May 2013, 20:00, Reply)

Napalm Death are superb as well.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 May 2013, 20:01, Reply)

They're fucking dreadful, but hilariously so.
As opposed to the Suffolk version Extreme Noise Terror, who were just shit.
They took Dat Shit seriously.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 2 May 2013, 20:03, Reply)

I dunno like
ENT were pretty good, as were Optimum Wound Profile and Godflesh.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 May 2013, 20:08, Reply)

godflesh were ace

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 May 2013, 20:26, Reply)

Yeah I know

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 May 2013, 20:26, Reply)

I've got some goldfish in me pond.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 May 2013, 20:27, Reply)

I don't have a pond, God I'm such a failure :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 May 2013, 20:29, Reply)

To be fair, this isn't so much a pond as an oversized bucket with some water, plants and fish in it.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 May 2013, 20:30, Reply)

It's more than I have
Then again, I have a view of a restored windmill from the end of my road.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 May 2013, 20:31, Reply)

I have a view of some wind turbines.
They don't seem to be working at the moment.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 May 2013, 20:32, Reply)

I WIN!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 May 2013, 20:34, Reply)

Yes. Yes, you do.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 May 2013, 20:35, Reply)

IN YOUR FACE!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 May 2013, 20:35, Reply)

I don't really fancy a windmill in my face, thanks.
It'd get all chopped to bits and stuff and I wouldn't enjoy it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 May 2013, 20:36, Reply)

Megadeth are fucking dreadful, as are Metallica.
Music for BO-ravaged, acne-scarred teenage virgins.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 May 2013, 19:47, Reply)

Megadeth are basically Metallica...
...with all the really shit bits amplified and then fronted by a poodle-permed Elmer Fudd impersonator.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 2 May 2013, 19:48, Reply)

Christ, imagine if Mustaine had stayed in the Metallica lineup

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 May 2013, 19:53, Reply)

enuff z nuff are playing in cardiff on saturday

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 2 May 2013, 20:03, Reply)

Skid Row played in York the other week.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 May 2013, 20:07, Reply)

holy shit

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 2 May 2013, 20:37, Reply)