HANDS UP WHO'S GOING TO DO LOADS OF WORK TODAY!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:05, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Me.
I've got loads of stuff to finish today so I can start on an inflatable dam on Tuesday.

Like one of these: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inflatable_rubber_dam
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:06, Reply)

They allow blow-up dolls where you work??

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:08, Reply)

Wow they let those school caretakers get away with murder these days!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:08, Reply)

*cough*
So-Ham hands.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:10, Reply)

*claps*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:16, Reply)

*thumps*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:18, Reply)

You ARE an inflatable dam, Barters old boy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:08, Reply)

I no rite.
That's what makes it ironic.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:10, Reply)

dam bouncy castle to entice kids to my house
( Peej, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:08, Reply)

You have a blow up effigy of Nakers?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:10, Reply)

effigy
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:12, Reply)

Fuck off Boyce, Imma go wait outside the pub until it opens.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 May 2013, 9:11, Reply)

You got it, W-Dogg

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:17, Reply)

in all reality, I'm actually not working today, might just chill in the garden

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 3 May 2013, 9:19, Reply)

You should do this fo' sho.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:20, Reply)

To quote the Iron Lady
No. No, no, no, no.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:23, Reply)

There's no limit?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:29, Reply)

Unfortunately yes. I will also be working on Monday in Poland; it isn't a bank holiday there.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:31, Reply)

:o(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:38, Reply)

Taking Micro here on Sunday
www.puppetbarge.com
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:41, Reply)

That looks pretty smart.
I have to say I was appalled at how shit the science museum is. Some of the exhibits are like GCSE homework. Total gash.

The Wallace Collection (Manchester Square I think) however, is fucking amazing. Loads of meh French furniture but downstairs is without doubt the finest collection of weapons I've ever seen. And I live in the East End.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:46, Reply)

she's a bit young for weapons yet.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:48, Reply)

You're never too young for weapons.
Looks like *someone* here hasn't watched Shogun Assassin.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:53, Reply)

Looks like *somebody* is one of these namby-pamby leftist
bleeding-heart liberal hand-wringers that get all weepy when they see child-soldiers busting warlord chops.

The gay.
( Kroney, Fri 3 May 2013, 10:02, Reply)

We took the kids to the Science Museum a couple of months ago and weren't impressed
The National History Museum next door, on the other hand, was awesome, particularly the kids lab in the basement, a free hour playing with microscopes and stuff.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:54, Reply)

Someone told me that one's no longer free entry - is that right?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 May 2013, 9:55, Reply)

It was free when we went in February
website says so too - it's called the "investigation centre".

Dinosaur bit costs extra though and is queued up (we didn't bother)

Best to go down there first and book in for later, gets busy.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 3 May 2013, 10:07, Reply)

Leeds Armoury had an excellent selection of weapons.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 May 2013, 10:04, Reply)