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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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she clearly fakes it, and he squeals like a pig. rank.
alt: rudeness/pikeyness
altalt: snow patrol. i bloody love lightbody.
( , Fri 3 May 2013, 14:59, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

and it puts them off
( , Fri 3 May 2013, 15:05, Reply)

Either that or some fat bloke watched a lot of porn
( , Fri 3 May 2013, 15:08, Reply)

as the other residents in the block were sick of it
( , Fri 3 May 2013, 15:12, Reply)

Because, you know, hypocrisy.
( , Fri 3 May 2013, 15:13, Reply)

porn is for blokes. girls just go, eeeeeurgh, you can see her stubble rash and, yep she's faking it.
( , Fri 3 May 2013, 15:15, Reply)

Page 376, check the blades on that blender, phwoar
( , Fri 3 May 2013, 15:16, Reply)

She must have been inexperienced because the amount of noise she used to make, in the end I set up Canned applause on a loop and played it when ever she got noisey.
( , Fri 3 May 2013, 15:08, Reply)

Or yell "Go on, son, have at her"
( , Fri 3 May 2013, 15:12, Reply)

'stick it up her arse'
'bit her tits'
'cum in her eye'
etc.
( , Fri 3 May 2013, 15:13, Reply)

( , Fri 3 May 2013, 15:15, Reply)

6/10 - next time lick his balls.
etc.
( , Fri 3 May 2013, 15:17, Reply)

The applause on a loop soon shut her the fuck up
( , Fri 3 May 2013, 15:14, Reply)

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