are we being internet tonight?
or do i have to go running instead, the very antithesis of Internet?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:33, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

RUNNING AFTER PIES IS STILL INTERNET

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:34, Reply)

IF I DON'T GO TO THE INTERNET DRINKS
I WON'T BE EATING ANY PIES
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:34, Reply)

STAY ABOUT FROM ANDREW MARR !!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:36, Reply)

no, not really?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:37, Reply)

DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT AND KILL YOURSELF

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:43, Reply)

you'd miss me far too much
who else am i going to come crawling to in a week's time when i am missing my daily 25 emails to keep me strong and committed to that no contact low?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:52, Reply)

WHY DO YOU CRUMBLE WHEN HE SENDS YOU A BUD BUD DING DING TEXT?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:57, Reply)

omg
i can't believe i laughed at that. haven't heard that for years. terrible.

i don't know. because i'm soft and hopeless?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:58, Reply)

hahahahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:05, Reply)

I bet you ate a few Greggs in your time, bebbeh

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:37, Reply)

there was mischief involving mouths and a mint and dipping oil and other things on sunday
but that's it now. never seeing him again. all done.

he cried. i did not. i am quite proud of this. usually the only men i make cry are my trainees.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:38, Reply)

It's a good job we all believe you now
and this won't be repeated ad nauseum in the coming months
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:39, Reply)

i know, right?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:40, Reply)

Course you aren't seeing him again.

Course.

*does massive Jimmy Hill chin stroking gesture*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:41, Reply)

:((

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:48, Reply)

Yeah, yeah.

( Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:42, Reply)

are you actually going to find this place tonight?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:49, Reply)

Dunno
Is anybody good going?
( Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:54, Reply)

ME
and monty and stunned and himjim and lighty and lampito and charms and berk i think
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:55, Reply)

so 'no' then

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:57, Reply)

i have my epic new sneakers that you liked
shiny!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:57, Reply)

Nice work

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:04, Reply)

I might not try too hard to find it.
I stumbled across it by accident the other day. It's obviously one of those out of the way places you find by accident but never when you're actually looking for it.
( Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:59, Reply)

you come out of MAJOR STATION liverpool street
you follow the signs for MAJOR LANDMARK spitalfields market

and it's IN THERE

not difficult
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:01, Reply)

Whatever
it's down all side streets and that.
( Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:02, Reply)

see, what i heard there was
bloo bloo bloo...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:05, Reply)

Yeah, Greggs hat really is a grizzling little bitch, huh?
I expect I'll get another update in a couple of months when you inexplicably start seeing him again having expected a leopard to change his spots. I, for one, am always surprised when this happens.
( Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:09, Reply)

I can't see this happening about 50 times.
Not me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:13, Reply)

There comes a point where the fault stops lying with the nasty man.

( Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:15, Reply)

But Greggs is so moreish

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:16, Reply)

that point never arrives
it is always the man's fault

ALWAYS

i have a date with a different one next week. he designs airports. let's see what's wrong with this one...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:17, Reply)

Yeah, no, sorry. This is your fault now.
You know what he's like and you keep going back. Your fault.
( Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:21, Reply)

agreein with dis

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:25, Reply)

If he has any sense he'll "runway"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:22, Reply)

Terminal joke ahoy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:23, Reply)

Maybe this guy will feature in the pilot episode of her sitcom?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:24, Reply)

Excess Baggage if you ask me

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:26, Reply)

Should check out his BMI, baby

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:27, Reply)

I'm up for it

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:34, Reply)

marvellous
and i think stunned is. and kroney. and berk, although i must text her. 7 at F&S it is!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:35, Reply)

BOOM!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:41, Reply)

Whatever happened to berk?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:45, Reply)

ONE FAT JIBE TOO MANY

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:47, Reply)

work or something serious

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 9:48, Reply)