I never liked him really
and his ex is a big fat unfuckable mess
(Britain's first pro BMXer Craig Campbell used to go out with Kate Moss, Tue 7 May 2013, 11:59, 53 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I see

( Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:00, Reply)

Comedy accounts. The gift that never becomes amusing.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:00, Reply)

You are well placed to make this statement

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:01, Reply)

Exactly.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:03, Reply)

Most convoluted sock ever

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:01, Reply)

what's the point of this, exactly?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:02, Reply)

I'm not sure.
I think it's a troll. Should we feed it and see?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 7 May 2013, 12:43, Reply)

It's my birthday at the end of the month, what should I ask for?
I'm thinking either amazon vouchers or a bbq.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:04, Reply)

Chocho Start a new thread all about this please
Can you put more emphasis on the BBQ and what people cook

FANKS
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:05, Reply)

Also, plz throw in a BBC newslink.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:07, Reply)

OBVS

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:08, Reply)

and something about homebrew for all the real steezy negroes yo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:08, Reply)

I'm making some elderflower cider at the moment.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:09, Reply)

This is veering towards yurt prick territory.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:11, Reply)

The other halfs choice, it's just cider with elderflower oil/juice/stuff added for the last 3 days.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:15, Reply)

you could do that with some robinsons' blackcurrant instead

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:34, Reply)

Hahaha, only Gheys drink that Kia-ora is where it's at

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:39, Reply)

It's too orangey for cows
:o(
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:39, Reply)

My Grandma was still alive when that advert was on
and always say "its just for me and my wog"
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:44, Reply)

hahaha

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:44, Reply)

She could never get her head round how that was no longer an acceptable word

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:48, Reply)

Can we throw big tit's into the mix as well

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:10, Reply)

Nah, we can save this thread TOGETHER!

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:08, Reply)

A record player.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:05, Reply)

Do you like tapes and cds?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:06, Reply)

because I'm going to tape my cock to your face so you can CDs balls.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:06, Reply)

hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:10, Reply)

That doesn't seem practical.
Couldn't you just gaz me a pic or summat?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:10, Reply)

I threw out all of my tapes about eight years ago.
I have about 600-700 CDs from the days in between all the record shops closing and me discovering the internet.
I'm strictly vinyl only these days, unless something I really want is only available on CD.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:09, Reply)

I still have all my tapes

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:09, Reply)

I discovered a massive box of my old tapes in the attic, if only I had something to play them on

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:10, Reply)

I still have a tape deck, and a video player.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:11, Reply)

8 track?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:12, Reply)

I have two reel to reel tape recorders
A valve one and a transistor one.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:13, Reply)

I have two record players.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:12, Reply)

two record players feet so gigantic I was asked to be a guest speaker at this year's Grimaldi Memorial Service.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:15, Reply)

I thought a high level DJ like you would be able to change a record.
/psychochomp
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:16, Reply)

Fuck I gave away my video player about 5 years ago
What I liked about my tape collection was I could tell roughly what age they were if they was on TDK D90's that would be all Pre 1985 stuff, If they were on MA 90's that would be about 1990
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:14, Reply)

Most of my tapes are mixtapes of rock and metal stuff.
Before torrenting came along I used to do my bit for the destruction of the music industry and taped loads of stuff from my mates.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:15, Reply)

I still have all my tapes, but no longer have a tape player.
I have no idea how many CDs I have, but it's got to be approaching 500 or so.

Lost track of the amount of vinyl, but it's mainly breakbeat.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:11, Reply)

oh man, I still have all my playstation one games, but no playstations

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:33, Reply)

Oh man, how do you cope?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:33, Reply)

*sigh*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:09, Reply)

This is going well.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:20, Reply)

Gosh yes.
Everyone loves a comedy sock.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:22, Reply)

So Monty yeah
Have you heard Weatherall's ALFOS stuff? It's right up your street.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:23, Reply)

I've not.
What I want is one of his rockabilly sets, do you have one?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:24, Reply)

I have his sci-fi lo-fi mix from a few years ago, that's mainly rock n roll and post punk.
He plays loads of rockabilly in ALFOS, as well as dub and disco. Never knowingly above 122 BPM or sutin.

Lemme have a look for his soundcloud and I'll link yo up nigga.

This is ALFOS live, starts out with some disco:

https://soundcloud.com/leftorium-events/alfos-andrew-weatherall-sean
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:26, Reply)

NO WHISKYMUSICGAMINGFOOTBALLCARCHAT

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:24, Reply)

gertcha

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:46, Reply)

I'm not happy with the quality of this thread
Someone should start another one. Not me though as I am not funny.
( Peej, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:25, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1954363
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:27, Reply)

I've started a new thread.
It may not be very good, but it surely must be better than this rubbish.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 12:46, Reply)