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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You are going to invite us all for a big piss-up in your pub before you leave though, aren't you?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:28, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
fucking hell didn't think of that.
I am ON BOARD for that shit even if he *is* a murderer
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:28, Reply)
Just don't go to the bogs without a pal, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:29, Reply)
Ohhhh
It's THAT kind of pub
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:30, Reply)
10/10

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:31, Reply)
Have you used this line successfully before?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:30, Reply)
12/10

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:31, Reply)
Good poetry effort on QOTW btw.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:33, Reply)
why thank you

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:35, Reply)
On other news, I am disappointed that the American version of Fritzel has turned out to be so lame.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:36, Reply)
i knoww right! one child, what the fuck is wrong with him

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:37, Reply)
Pathetic. It's like when the US take a British TV programme & remake it. They never get it quite right.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:38, Reply)
They lack the necessary commitment, these Yankees

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:45, Reply)

What do you expect with, y'know, one of them in the Whitehouse?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:53, Reply)
good idea.
Friday or Saturday night best for you folks?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 May 2013, 16:33, Reply)
saturday innit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:35, Reply)
saturday I think, gives folks time to get to O-town.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:35, Reply)
Saturday.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:35, Reply)
Either/or as long as I've time to book into a hotel.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:36, Reply)

book into a hotel.

change in to a cardigan.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:37, Reply)
Couldn't find a cardigan for tonight, so I bailed.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:37, Reply)
I've gone to Poland to avoid going tonight.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:38, Reply)
other way round
we chose a night when you were in poland.

getting groped by you in that taxi was the worst night of my life.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:39, Reply)
When you made a pass at me I chundered like I never had before.
It was also the only time I've jumped out of a cab when it's being doing 30mph.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:40, Reply)
see, this is just not what happened
you tried to stick a £20 in my jeans, for a start
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:41, Reply)
Anything stuffed in your jeans would get lost for eternity.
It's easier to rescue Chilean miners.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:42, Reply)
this subthread is excellent

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:44, Reply)
i'll tell you about it tonight
the taxi driver had to threaten him with a trip to the police station to get him to leave me alone
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:48, Reply)
Hotel room LOL.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:49, Reply)
it's ok
what happened on the embankment stays on the embankment
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:51, Reply)
until it rains

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:52, Reply)
What makes me laugh is that you've actually fucked the one person on B3ta regularly accused of being a rapist.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:52, Reply)
does fumble, tip, spunk count?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:55, Reply)
Dunno, better ask Swipe.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:56, Reply)
if you are waaaaaaaay too inept to get it in
that doesn't count as fucking
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:58, Reply)
he couldn't reach your bust ya see

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:45, Reply)
Good idea.
After the text abuse I received after informing the ring leader, I wish I had too.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:39, Reply)
i was NFI :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:38, Reply)
We'll have our own bashes, Nakers.
We're the coolest ones, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:39, Reply)
KEW BASH!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:40, Reply)

book into a hotel bail like a sailor in a leaky boat
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:39, Reply)
Sulking isn't attractive.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:43, Reply)
nor is being rude

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:43, Reply)
sat is better
as it'd be 8ish before those who have to travel could get there after work...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:40, Reply)
Chompy will probably go; MK isn't that far from Oxford.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:41, Reply)
yeah but he's is incapable of piloting or affording a motor vehicle, so he'd have to takea train into London and out again probably

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:48, Reply)
I might offer to give him a lift, just for Swipe.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:49, Reply)
i hope he wears his leatherette jacket

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:50, Reply)
offer him a keyboard to hide behind

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:52, Reply)
Zing

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:52, Reply)
i dun gerrit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:53, Reply)
nah
pubs and travel cost money, not homebrew and rollies
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 May 2013, 16:48, Reply)

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