death of all hope
our local lunch restaurant has changed its menu. no more can i have my roasted field mushroom with pesto burger and skin-on fries. they have changed it for roasted aubergine, haloumi and houmous. wtf is that all about?

i said haughtily that i wanted courgette, not aubergine. let's see if they have actually listened...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:22, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Do you find that you are often eating the saliva of the staff at your local restaurant?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:23, Reply)

I think that's only Greggs.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:24, Reply)

:((

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:25, Reply)

love you really, sweetpea.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:26, Reply)

i know
you know

and they all know xx
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:28, Reply)

Hey badge, you're back from paternity leave!
Congratulations and all that, I hope it all went well for everyone involved.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:26, Reply)

I'm not, really.
I just have to come in to do some stuff to do with final year student assessment.

It went well in that wife and minibadger are home and settling in, otherwise, I'd go for it going "interestingly" rather than "well"

but cheers sir :)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:28, Reply)

congratulations my dear boy

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:29, Reply)

Cheers chief.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:30, Reply)

Boy or girl?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:30, Reply)

Pretty sure Mighters is male.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:31, Reply)

Oh what?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:31, Reply)

*deletes sent gazzes*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:35, Reply)

girl.
given the cross section of blokes I know, I'm praying she grows up to be a lesbian.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:32, Reply)

Excellent. Daughters are ACE.
I too hope mine grows up to be a lezza. I was a teenage boy once, so I know what the little scrotes behave like around girls.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:33, Reply)

It's quite an experience, ain't it?
Glad all is well and don't worry, this bit doesn't last forever.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:31, Reply)

yeah, it is an experience.
At the moment she's in a Pavlik harness which is hard, but that should only be for a couple of months, fingers crossed.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:33, Reply)

Aw poor thing,
still hopefully soon she'll graduate to those special shoes or summat.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:34, Reply)

hip displacia?
NFG.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:35, Reply)

yeah.
it should be fine with treatment this early though. Fingers crossed.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:37, Reply)

Indeed.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:40, Reply)

Excellent news Badgers.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 8 May 2013, 12:33, Reply)

cheers sir.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:42, Reply)

^ first world problem ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:23, Reply)

It's not even really first world
most of the first world remembers to eat meat.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:24, Reply)

meat sucks

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:25, Reply)

< - >

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:27, Reply)

aubergines are ok
but they take over everything.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:24, Reply)

take flop
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:41, Reply)

I suspect that ignoring the topic of the thread and just bleating on about wah wah wah lunch woes
is a sure sign of a psychopath. Just saying like.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 8 May 2013, 12:26, Reply)

Clicking this.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:28, Reply)

no
fantasising about killing you in screaming agony and pissing on your burning corpse is the sign of a psychopath.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:29, Reply)

Got the mensies this week eh?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:29, Reply)

Maybe she should change her sitcom into a period drama

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 8 May 2013, 12:30, Reply)

Oh very well played. 10/10.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:31, Reply)

*golf clap*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:34, Reply)

Do go on...
*starts scribbling*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 8 May 2013, 12:30, Reply)

Actually, you're right
ignoring the topic of the thread and just bleating on about wah wah wah lunch woes is probably more a sure sign of a sociopath.
Just saying like.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:31, Reply)