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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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The groundsman of our cricket club hung himself in the dressing room on Friday night.
Few too many in the clubhouse, pointless argument, topped himself. Shit.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 8 May 2013, 12:28, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
That is terrible, I mean, how are the team supposed to play well on a substandard pitch?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:29, Reply)
The homes matches on Saturday and Sunday were both cancelled.
Pavillion is a potential crime scene.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 8 May 2013, 12:35, Reply)
Are you out on bale?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:36, Reply)
What a selfish cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:36, Reply)
In spite of the gravity of the situation, this did cross my mind.
I play for the 1st team, so we were playing elsewhere anyway, but the 2nds game was cancelled.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 8 May 2013, 12:38, Reply)
Not something you'd crease up about.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:38, Reply)
You need a good night-watchman.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:39, Reply)
Ha ha ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:40, Reply)
hanged, not hung
pictures are hung. people are hanged.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:29, Reply)
don't get hanged up over it eh

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:30, Reply)
This is exactly the kind of understanding I have came to expect from this forum

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 8 May 2013, 12:31, Reply)
this^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:35, Reply)
really? fuck. Sad times.
I actually thought you were setting that up for a punchline. :(
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:29, Reply)
I thought that as well,
the lack of punchline knocked me for six.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:31, Reply)
Bowled over eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:32, Reply)
I hope he had a good innings.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:34, Reply)
The team will be over it soon enough.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:35, Reply)
Not really, he was 22. Just a fucking kid. Crazy.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 8 May 2013, 12:36, Reply)
Batty.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:37, Reply)
Has play been suspended?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:36, Reply)
Death stopped play.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:39, Reply)
Can be deadly, that reverse swing.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:40, Reply)
It had me stumped.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:32, Reply)
*cricket applause*

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:41, Reply)
what a fucking queer

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:30, Reply)
This groundsman chap doesn't sound that great either!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:30, Reply)
Well he certainly isn't now!

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 8 May 2013, 12:32, Reply)
ITS JUST NOT CRICKET!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:32, Reply)
OH NO

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:34, Reply)
Did he use the Duckworth Lewis method?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:32, Reply)
Windsor

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:34, Reply)

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