I've run out of tonic :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 17:49, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

try coke

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 May 2013, 17:49, Reply)

Enabler

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 17:52, Reply)

I don't do drugs

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 17:53, Reply)

I like a dash of coke in my mdma

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 May 2013, 17:56, Reply)

Doesn't it all fizz up?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 17:57, Reply)

it goes right up my nose and makes me sneeze :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 May 2013, 17:58, Reply)

When I was a teenager
occasionally I was offered 'pink champagne'. This was speed, but it was pink. 'Apparently' it had cocaine in it. Which as we all know is pink, right?

FFS
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 17:59, Reply)

Oh hang on maybe when you mix the two it goes pink.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:00, Reply)

why would you mix coke and speed?
That's well knob.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:02, Reply)

There's something suspicious about the whole thing if you ask me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:03, Reply)

Also, it was the same price as speed give or take a quid or so.
So they've got the world's most expensive narcotic, mixed it with the world's cheapest and shittiest, it's gone pink, and it's a pound more.

Got it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:03, Reply)

exactly
Some thicko cunt barman asked me if I wanted some coke in my Balvenie the other week.

I gave him a withering look, beckoned his boss and had him summarily fired.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:05, Reply)

this didn't happen exactly this way.
Exaggerated for 'comic effect'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:11, Reply)

comic
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:49, Reply)

Tallisker isn't as comedic as Balvenie.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 May 2013, 19:03, Reply)

Used to get this in Brighton
Some enterprising cunt reckoned he could charge more for adding food colouring.
It worked and all.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:03, Reply)

*shakes head sadly*


I can count the times I've done whizz on one hand. Fucking horrible.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:05, Reply)

I always rather liked it.
But then I've never wanted to do coke.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:06, Reply)

you are a very peculiar man

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:36, Reply)

Yes, I can't really deny that.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 19:41, Reply)

poor man's coke innit
No redeeming qualities whatsoever. The Dozertron! of the drugs world, if you will.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:07, Reply)

Does that make Coke the Swipe of the drugs world?
Broadly the same, just posher?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:42, Reply)

what is Swipe 'broadly' the same as?
And really, you're the last person I'd expect to make fat jibes.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:50, Reply)

Speed is the Jeremy Kyle of drugs.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:50, Reply)

I remember this lie.
I mixed ket with speed once. That was strange.
Was quite alert and had the urge to do stuff but couldn't be arsed.

Ket is truly horrid stuff. Yak.
I know better now.

Just say neigh, etc.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:19, Reply)

I like a bit of ket at 3am.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:25, Reply)

Not for me.
I like to keep a grasp on reality.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:48, Reply)

ket

cock
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 18:49, Reply)

Amen!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 May 2013, 19:04, Reply)