christ, er... ok
life - mighty badger, monty, lusty, naked ape, jeff, stunned, windy pig, sporters, rory on a good day

wannabe - tuib, gonz, theoban, kroney, hh,

death - dozer, battered, amorous badger, al, psycho
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:18, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Thanks for that.
Bitch.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:21, Reply)

you're in great company there, dude

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:23, Reply)

I'm going to shit on your pizza the next time I see you.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:24, Reply)

got it
next secret bash is totes at needo's
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:26, Reply)

Which category does rachelswipe fall into?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:22, Reply)

GOD
but you knew that
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:23, Reply)

Fat northern ginger slag.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:23, Reply)

shut it death-boy

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:24, Reply)

GINGER.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:24, Reply)

this is no way to get an upgrade

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:27, Reply)

Look, just because I resisted when you made a pass at me, there's no need to be unpleasant eh?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:28, Reply)

THIS TOTALLY HAPPENED

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:30, Reply)

She tried to rape me in the back of a taxi. I had to endanger my life by jumping out at 30mph to escape the manky mad bint.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:32, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1957356
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:34, Reply)

i should post a pic of me and post a pic of him
a picture speaks many thousands of words in this particular case of warped fantasy

i have a beautiful picture of him at my flat. he looks like a retard trying to eat his own shoulder.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:32, Reply)

Office LOL

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:33, Reply)

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE PIC????!111!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:34, Reply)

i wouldn't put it on here
but i think i may well have put it on fb....
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:36, Reply)

You put a terrible one of me & Monty on FB.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:36, Reply)

yeah, that's the bad boy

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:39, Reply)

WOO!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:23, Reply)

butthurt

( Kroney, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:23, Reply)

woohoo!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:24, Reply)

*high-fives*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:25, Reply)

eh
so a murderer pub man gets a higher rating than me?
I'm a fucking STAR
( Theoban What of it, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:50, Reply)

I'm deletin my account an pretending I had an internet DEATH cos of this well sad news
You'll all get a new icon too
( Theoban What of it, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:57, Reply)

What sort of icon?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:00, Reply)

Can of beans with a fly coming out the top
Family crest innit
( Theoban What of it, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:01, Reply)

look man, i like what i know of you
your description of your jewfro made me proper lol. but you're still a bit of a noob to OT. soon, soon you will knock all the pretenders like monty off their throne.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:08, Reply)

PISS ON YOU WOMAN
I OWN THIS SITE
YOU AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON ME
I AM FUCKING KING CAPTAIN AND COMMANDER OF THESE SHORES
I mean hi how are u xx
( Theoban What of it, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:09, Reply)