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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Have you seen th mess slugs make!!!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:15,
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12 years ago)
This is the reason I have oak flooring
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:15,
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Every time she goes to make your supper
the floor gets a fresh coat of varnish.
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Kroney, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:16,
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She takes too long
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:17,
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*boaks*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 May 2013, 12:18,
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She's like a human Zamboni
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Kroney, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:18,
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She is not a courgette!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:19,
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No, oak
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:19,
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On the plus side, if he wants to keep her out of the bog so he can have a crafty wank
Bit of salt next to the door and she ain't coming near
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Theoban What of it, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:26,
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