HALP PLZ
Imagine a scene.....

1. You're going out drinking straight from werq
2. You pass a Sainbury's on your way to where you're going
3. You need summat to eat which you can scoff on the move
4. You hate sandwiches
5. You're skint so kebab shop etc not an option

WHAT DO YOU EAT - RIDDLE ME THIS?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:20, 10 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Scotch Egg

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:20, Reply)

I didn't think you lot ate them

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:21, Reply)

Sausage meat is halal, right?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:21, Reply)

You tell me, Gupta

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:23, Reply)

I EM THINKING YESSIR

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:23, Reply)

EXTRA JOLLIGOODSAH

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:29, Reply)

I am phaaling miserably to decipher these

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:31, Reply)

Naan too clever are you?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:34, Reply)

You tikka the piss?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:34, Reply)

Sorry to bhajin the conversation

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:40, Reply)

No conversation chat

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:40, Reply)

That's aloo ever say.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 May 2013, 16:43, Reply)

Pakora someone your own size

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:45, Reply)

King of one-handed food

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:22, Reply)

Poor old Beadle

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:22, Reply)

Least satisfying of all the meals.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:25, Reply)

On the other hand....

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:26, Reply)

NOT THE FUCKING MOULDY BREAD THING AGAIN

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:20, Reply)

Extra large sausage rolls

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:22, Reply)

Sausage roll.
Pasty.
Pie.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:22, Reply)

Chicken on a fist
Buy whole roast chicken
Insert hand
Eat
Profit
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:23, Reply)

Ribs.
Pre-heated curry and rice.
Chilli.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:24, Reply)

MARRS BARS

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:23, Reply)

Oh, I say

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:24, Reply)

Ginsters slice
Or a banana. Or pepperami. Extra points for making eye contact with other men whilst eating.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 May 2013, 16:23, Reply)

hahaha
you should get high more often
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:30, Reply)

If I can do it without having to fuck my back first, it might be fun.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 May 2013, 16:37, Reply)

There's tomorrow sorted
Breakfast of pills
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:38, Reply)

I'm flying to Merca in four days.
It'd better be better by then.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 May 2013, 16:39, Reply)

+Holsten

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:40, Reply)

Batteredlols

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 May 2013, 16:41, Reply)

Well, your main problem is that you're a ponce.
Therefore everything in there is going to disgust you. Get a Ginsters Brunch Bar, choke it down and (this is the most important part) don't whinge about it in the pub.
( Kroney, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:23, Reply)

He'll be too busy mocking your cardigan to have time to whinge.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 May 2013, 16:26, Reply)

Nothing. Spend the money on another pint.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:24, Reply)

Guinness
Problem solved
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:24, Reply)

This is not a possible scenario as 4. is not a thing that can happen

( Theoban What of it, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:33, Reply)

I really don't care for them, not a jot.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:40, Reply)

Hahah good one monts

( Theoban What of it, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:43, Reply)

Se'sly m8 I ent even lyin

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 17:08, Reply)

a nice three bean salad and some celery

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:48, Reply)

he's not a lesbian

( Theoban What of it, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:49, Reply)