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Wow guys this is super-shit innit.Come on, pull yourselves together.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:12,
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so am i technically4pm every friday expect the last frioday in th month, then it's 2 pm
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:16,
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I spilled some pepper sauce on me t-shirtmight top meself
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Theoban What of it, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:14,
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tell kronely to stop being such a terrible bully ans scaring everyone off(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:15,
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In my defence I'm not welland also not posting crap.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:15,
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this is what monty sees in the mirror after a couple of good lines(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:17,
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Oi cunt faceDid you notice you made the newsletter?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:20,
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noI saw I got in the top 10, ent never been newslettered before.
I've asked my secretary to deal with the fanmail.
I didn't think anybody actually read the newsletter anyway.
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I can't pull myself in the office without getting caught.Trust me, I've tried on several occasions.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:17,
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*eats Croissant*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:22,
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I like how we've redefined "secret"(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:29,
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Seriously I know he's got a vendetta against me, but the others?I thought we'd got over all that
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Theoban What of it, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:39,
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*points 2 fingers at eyes**points them at theoban*
*draws finger across throat*
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:45,
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don't worry about it, it's fucking miles East anyway(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:40,
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Sportscows place?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:41,
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*touches south*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:51,
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tee hee
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:53,
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Not even in my top ten cars(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:11,
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What like India?I ain't in for no dehli belly
count me out
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Theoban What of it, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:42,
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I'm having my own secret bash b3ta.com/calendar/event/25024
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Theoban What of it, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:43,
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I've had a haircut and now have a flapjack and coffeeI'm ready for the weekend sir!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:31,
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WTFwww.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/revealed-the-halfcat-not-created-by-google-street-view-8607550.html
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:37,
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You seem pretty simple to me(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:40,
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FAKE CAT PICTURE STILL NOT OF REAL CATMORE ON THIS BREAKING NEWS AS IT HAPPENS
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Theoban What of it, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:39,
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But it is well wierd(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:40,
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shit man if you ever go on /board you'll crap yourself(
Theoban What of it, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:41,
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Thanks now I have this fucking earwormwww.youtube.com/watch?v=Pzu2H3ScDNU
ALL ABOARD THE SKYLARK
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:44,
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Terrible newsLittle tangle is too poorly to go to his piano lesson, so I can't go to the pub.
This is literally the worst thing that has ever happened to anyone on here.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:47,
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I feel your painI can't drink at the moment as at any time I might have to jump in the car and drive to Yorskhire :o(
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:49,
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Has BGB given you notice that she might be feeling horny at any minute?(, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:49, Reply)
Southern comfortNorthern woe
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:50,
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Are they saying it's this weekend now?Sympathy hugs for your missus. And not just because she's married to you.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 May 2013, 16:00,
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Not sureShe wasn't supposed to make it to Wednesday but she is still here
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:03,
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I'm now making a massive pot of soup to take down tonight(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:06,
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I don't think bullets kill you by drinking them.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 May 2013, 16:08,
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I once bought a chorizo from Waitrose and it didn't have a very strong flavour so I had to add my own smoked paprika.(, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:49, Reply)
I'm sending you virtual hugz bbz xxxx(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:51,
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I bought some oysters once and kept them for too long and had to throw them out(
Theoban What of it, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:55,
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What have you done with Buscuits Photo?That always cheers me up
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:59,
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I don't buy vegetablesThey just grow in places
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Theoban What of it, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:59,
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I don't even know what anyone had for lunch today (
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:50,
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Well spotted Gluey, I don't think we even did a lunch thread(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:52,
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I'm so sad about this that I dont want to talk about it(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:52,
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OH GOODNESS, YOU ARE BREGGING MA HARTSAH(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:55,
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did you break up the crisps and mix them in with the pastaif not why not
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Theoban What of it, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:56,
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next to the article about that woman's face getting ripped off by a dog and then she got a new face off the NHS but it was of her kid's rapist's face?yeah that was good
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Theoban What of it, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:58,
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Move to Milton Keynes and make home brew
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:04,
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I had drugs.They were nice. Then I had more drugs. Now I'm lying on the living room floor, feeling a little bit floaty.
I have literally no idea what post I'm replying to.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 May 2013, 15:57,
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Wow b3th you ARE cool after all!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:59,
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These ones are.But I've heard there are nicer ones.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 May 2013, 16:02,
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There are some cracking drugs out there b3thThere's a whole world of lol you've missed.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:17,
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I'll stick with the codeine for now.Though it might be a good idea to actually eat something with it.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 May 2013, 16:24,
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Tony Heart may have something to say about that(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:28,
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I had some of the 'weeds' when I was about 24I don't wanna go to prison though don't shop me
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Theoban What of it, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:32,
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£10 NOW or Imma blow dat whistle, Padraig.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 17:14,
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he gets all the action :((
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:13,
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HALP PLZImagine a scene.....
1. You're going out drinking straight from werq
2. You pass a Sainbury's on your way to where you're going
3. You need summat to eat which you can scoff on the move
4. You hate sandwiches
5. You're skint so kebab shop etc not an option
WHAT DO YOU EAT - RIDDLE ME THIS?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:20,
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I didn't think you lot ate them(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:21,
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Sausage meat is halal, right?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:21,
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I am phaaling miserably to decipher these(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:31,
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Sorry to bhajin the conversation (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:40,
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Pakora someone your own size(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:45,
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Poor old Beadle(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:22,
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NOT THE FUCKING MOULDY BREAD THING AGAIN(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:20,
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Extra large sausage rolls(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:22,
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Chicken on a fistBuy whole roast chicken
Insert hand
Eat
Profit
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:23,
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MARRS BARS(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:23,
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Ginsters sliceOr a banana. Or pepperami. Extra points for making eye contact with other men whilst eating.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 May 2013, 16:23,
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hahaha you should get high more often
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:30,
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If I can do it without having to fuck my back first, it might be fun.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 May 2013, 16:37,
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There's tomorrow sortedBreakfast of pills
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:38,
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I'm flying to Merca in four days.It'd better be better by then.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 May 2013, 16:39,
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+Holsten(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:40,
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Well, your main problem is that you're a ponce.Therefore everything in there is going to disgust you. Get a Ginsters Brunch Bar, choke it down and (this is the most important part) don't whinge about it in the pub.
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Kroney, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:23,
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He'll be too busy mocking your cardigan to have time to whinge.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 May 2013, 16:26,
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Nothing. Spend the money on another pint.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:24,
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This is not a possible scenario as 4. is not a thing that can happen(
Theoban What of it, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:33,
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I really don't care for them, not a jot.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:40,
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a nice three bean salad and some celery(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:48,
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a marvellous brie and grape salad on a lightly toasted nommy pulled pork ciabatta.With Um Bongo.
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If he cant afford a Kebab that might be a problem.....Unless he bumps into AA there
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:26,
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Right, get this.My phone is in my left pocket. It just went off on vibrate, but I felt it with my *right* ballbag.
What's THAT about?
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Kroney, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:28,
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Do your balls hang low?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:29,
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Can you tie them in a bow?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:29,
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Kriss Kross will make ya............(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:30,
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hahaha(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:31,
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NonsenseThey've just turned round and run away
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:39,
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I was only kidding.I suspect it's the bad AIDS.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 May 2013, 16:43,
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Probably testicular torsionBetter pop down t'hospital sharpish or they'll go blue and fall off
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Theoban What of it, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:46,
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I imagine there's a lot of you sad losers with blue balls.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 May 2013, 16:49,
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Errrrrrrhhhhhhhhhh, I had a bad experience with Blue Bols and lemonade when I was about 14(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:51,
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nah it turns out you can just rub your winky a few times until some smelly stuff comes out and the feeling goes away(
Theoban What of it, Fri 10 May 2013, 16:53,
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So everyone's gone for the weekendIt'll just be me from here on out
Yup
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Theoban What of it, Fri 10 May 2013, 17:35,
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You have ten more Monty-minutes.USE THEM WISELY, ADVENTURER
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 17:38,
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OMG what can I ask what can I ask what can I askErm is it fun being Monty Boyce?
Was it always your dream to run a world class Monty Boyce b3ta account?
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Theoban What of it, Fri 10 May 2013, 17:40,
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it's freaking awesome dudeI just fell into this game by accident bro. I didn't even want the fame, it just kinda happened.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 18:16,
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