god, all sorts
from the early days - frolicking in our underwear in the fountain outside buckingham palace as 18 year old students
- getting so horrifically drunk that i went home, got into bed, then remembered my friend was staying and i'd left her in the club, walked halfway back across waterloo bridge in my pyjamas before i was spotted, confiscated and taken home by my (strict non-drinking muslim) flatmate

- to last weekend, persuading total strangers at a rave that they really wanted me to draw on them with my neon rave crayons, and drawing a truly epic neon pink CDC on someone's bare chest

and everything in between.

alt: nothing that wasn't caused by the above. braving an open top bus tour and hamleys with a 4 year old would have been pretty epic, even without a hangover; with one, it was nearly game over for the people on the ground
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 10:39, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

WTF did you go to a rave for?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 May 2013, 10:42, Reply)

for the LOLZ
and the fact that nowhere else on the planet do complete strangers let you draw giant neon pink cocks on them
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 10:43, Reply)

To prove how she is totally over her "ex"

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 10:43, Reply)

i haven't spoken to him ALL WEEK actually

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 10:44, Reply)

Text messages don't count, right?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 10:47, Reply)

Text messages Anal
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 May 2013, 10:47, Reply)

nope, it's been complete silence, game over no-contact
he cried, i didn't. i was quite proud of that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 10:47, Reply)

That settles it. He's a woofter.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 13 May 2013, 10:49, Reply)

The only response to getting dumped id to punch the bird in the face
and go out and hate fuck her sister
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 10:53, Reply)

^^ Precisely this.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 13 May 2013, 10:56, Reply)

i didn't dump him
and i don't have a sister

your rules mean nothing here
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 10:56, Reply)

neither do huge long emails

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 10:50, Reply)

none of those either
silence is rusty, rather than golden, but it's better than the previous shite
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 10:56, Reply)

If this is still true in a month I will be interested.
Otherwise, zzzzzzzz
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 11:08, Reply)

it will be true in a month
promise
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 11:16, Reply)

£5 says he was there

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 May 2013, 10:44, Reply)

well of course he was
i didn't go by myself, did i?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 10:45, Reply)

Ginger doesn't show up in the dark

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 13 May 2013, 10:44, Reply)

:(((

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 10:46, Reply)