urgh, what an image
like one of those little monkeys at the zoo going at it with a banana skin :(

alt: there is no point, except that it will help your wife feel validated. don't give her the satisfaction. if it works against the odds, hoorah. if it doesn't, she won't be able to screw you on the settlement by saying that you didn't even try to fix it.

altalt: i am off to sunny spain in about.... 2.5 weeks. hoorah.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 12:48, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Do you sunbathe with your tits out to try and attract passing octagenerians with lots of cash and dodgy hearts?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 May 2013, 12:51, Reply)

I do

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 May 2013, 12:53, Reply)

no
i don't want them to die before they've written the will
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 13:02, Reply)

That would burger up your plans

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 May 2013, 13:05, Reply)

Oh man, everybody's going on sunny holidays and leaving me at home.

( Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 12:52, Reply)

I'm staying put

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 May 2013, 12:53, Reply)

I appreciate your support in these difficult times xx

( Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 12:53, Reply)

Its OK bbz

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 May 2013, 12:54, Reply)

povvo caravan holiday lols

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 12:55, Reply)

I wish!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 May 2013, 12:57, Reply)

we have a spare room in the villa
you should come

you don't have to get your moobs out either
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 13:01, Reply)

Reading this as:
OH GOD, WTF IS THAT? PUT THEM AWAY!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 May 2013, 13:02, Reply)

Sure!
OK, no moobs. I'll have to remember to pack my bikini, then.
( Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 13:03, Reply)