I watched the New Die Hard last night.
It was pretty awful.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:37, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Did you expect it to be any different?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:38, Reply)

I thought it would be mindless fun
but the fact it was a die hard, and shit just made me think about how good the first three were and what a waste of time this was.
John McClain was basically enjoying himself, which was never the point of the character, he was just a stubborn cunt who was pissed off, now he's a borderline psycho who says things like "Lets kill a bunch of bad guys"
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:41, Reply)

Well that's a surprise.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:38, Reply)

BBC 3 last night had this programme on about the best dance crazes EVAH
that was quite good
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:39, Reply)

I've seen that one before, the twist and so on, right?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:40, Reply)

It seems there are more programmes
This one had Gap bands "Ooops outside your head" Irene Cara's "flashdance" and Carl Douglas "Kung fu fighting" in it
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:42, Reply)

Carl Douglas is a cunt

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:43, Reply)

Did he not pay, for first class delivery
last time you processed his order?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:45, Reply)

I saw him on a programme once going on about how he's had his stuff stolen
from a locker in a leisure centre in Harlesden and how angry he was, it was super-LOL
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:50, Reply)

Well he had to deal with Dozer the center manager
If it was me I would be angry to
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:52, Reply)

Clearly he got off on the wrong foot with him.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:54, Reply)

Did someone mention Dozer working in a leisure centre?




( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:54, Reply)

Hahaha I still love this

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:55, Reply)

Lies.
There's never been anything even remotely good on BBC3.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:41, Reply)

I watched this last night
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miami_Connection
It was BRILLIANT
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:39, Reply)

I've got two new dvds off my brother:
Ninja Assassin, and Mongol which is about Genghis Khan and thus features a number of RED HOT YURT SCENES.

Actually they call them 'gers' in Mongolia but then you knew that already didn't you. You fucking YURT PRICK.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:41, Reply)

sorry, GER PRICK

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:42, Reply)

I like how the tone of this post changes so quickly.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:43, Reply)

"Ninja Assassin" is quite good, but it ain't no "Man with the iron fists"

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:44, Reply)

That was shit.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:45, Reply)

You think Milton Keynes is ok to live in
So your opinion is not valid
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:46, Reply)

I wouldn't know BECAUSE I HAVEN'T SEEN IT

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:51, Reply)

Did you see The Onion video I linked last night about hip hop?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:52, Reply)

I didn't listen to it but I will assuming I can find my headphones

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:53, Reply)

PS does anyone know where I left them?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:53, Reply)

Are you staying about from your bins?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:54, Reply)

bins Cans





geddit tee hee
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:56, Reply)

On top of your "mixer" next to your "decks"?

( Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:55, Reply)

nah not my big headphones, my phone ones

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:59, Reply)

Are they in your ears lol?!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:56, Reply)

i bet he didn't tie them up like you suggested and now they're all tangled up

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:58, Reply)

+ in blue

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:59, Reply)

What a prick.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 May 2013, 10:03, Reply)

It's severely shit.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 May 2013, 10:00, Reply)